Laugh Quotes

“The person who has to boast or brag all the time is probably the last person you want as your spiritual mentor.”
― David A. Fiensy, The Journey: Spiritual Growth in Galatians and Philippians

“I only know how to be cruel or to laugh when I am discomposed.”
― Holly Black, The Queen of Nothing

“... continually shifting perspective ... including, always,
the side where we laugh at everything, including ourselves; and all with love-- love for ourselves with all imperfections, love for others and theirs, love for this crazy, delicious, brutal world in which we live.”
― Shellen Lubin

“Live Theatre requires we sit together,
laugh and gasp together,
breathe together.
And as much as I am grateful for masks and social distancing
(they've kept me and you alive),
even those necessary lifesavers do get in the way
of the magnificent in-the-moment transitory creation
of that marvelous being
we call
an Audience.

We are starving for want of Live Audience.”
― Shellen Lubin

“Invest in the people in your lives. Find that friend who makes you feel ten feet tall and bulletproof. Build them up and encourage them. Show up for each other no matter how big or small the occasion. Link arms and walk into any crowd, fake laughing like you own the world and you will!”
― Jenna Fischer, The Office BFFs: Tales of The Office from Two Best Friends Who Were There

“Something was mighty on their eyes,
Coming from far away.
A charm, a mystical world displayed.
From them we learned to share
The tears, the pain, the care,
The joy, the laugh, the grace.
A sisterhood by chance.”
― Simona Prilogan, Love is Young: Poems

“Nothing is impossible. The word itself says "I'M POSSIBLE!”
― Audrey Hepburn

“She laughed again, but this laughter sounded like a recording of the last, too repetitive to be real.”
― K-Ming Chang, Bestiary

“When your laughter breaks through the rocks, somewhere, somehow, a bud begins to bloom.....”
― Jayita Bhattacharjee

“Just because someone likes to laugh, doesn't mean they have a good sense of humor. They could giggle every time they hear a fart, and for them hanging around a public bathroom would be like being in a comedy club. I should sell that person tickets to watch my ducks perform.”
― Jarod Kintz, Music is fluid, and my saxophone overflows when my ducks slosh in the sounds I make in elevators.

“To not laugh at a king’s joke is a grave offense. That grave has your headstone on it. Everybody musters a chuckle at a royal punchline—even the humble duck farmer.”
― Jarod Kintz, Music is fluid, and my saxophone overflows when my ducks slosh in the sounds I make in elevators.

“If we prove boring during the conversation after the film, our dates may say they had a lovely time, but let's just be friends. You can't buy love. You have to inspire it, partly through humor, the premier arena for advertising your creativity.”
― Geoffrey Miller, The Mating Mind: How Sexual Choice Shaped the Evolution of Human Nature

“People act differently when they're in love with different people. We tend to match our expressed interests and preferences to those of a desired individual.”
― Geoffrey Miller, The Mating Mind: How Sexual Choice Shaped the Evolution of Human Nature

“Someone poisoned the High King, and he is going to laugh and dance himself to death in front of a Court that will veer between delight and disgust. They will think him ridiculous as his heart stops.”
― Holly Black, The Wicked King

“The brain is in the body, and memories are in the brain. Are my memories therefore not physical extensions of me, and able to be frozen for all of eternity, so that someone in the future can dethaw them and laugh at all the jokes I once enjoyed?”
― Jarod Kintz, 94,000 Wasps in a Trench Coat

“Humans are very strange creatures, unconscious too, dominated by mechanics that are hidden in front of their eyes. They call you wrong when you quote their own books, completely oblivious to the fact you may have been the author, even when they claim to believe in reincarnation. They always think their interpretation of reality is more right than that of others, even when you use their own books to explain their mistakes. If you tell them you write books of a spiritual nature, they may call you a liar if you don't match their deductions on what spirituality is. If you don't tell them you write books, they will in many cases recommend you to do it, because of how you speak, even though your speaking is the result of a mental training accumulated with the exercise of writing. If you tell them that you want to write a book, however, they may laugh and tell you it's a waste of time. If you love someone, she will lose interest and if you don't, she will want to know why. If you teach inside a classroom or a temple, people listen to you, but if you speak outside these two places they don't, unless they want something from you. They call you selfish if you don't give them what they want, but act selfishly when you ask the same from them. They don't want to be lied to but lie to others, and they don't want to be afraid but enjoy being in control. They talk about injustices but never apologize. When you are near they ignore you, and when you disappear they remember you. They say life is about luck but they create their own luck every day.”
― Dan Desmarques

“They say faeries weep at weddings and laugh at funerals, but I thought your wedding and funeral were equally funny.”
― Holly Black, The Queen of Nothing

“When you laugh for no reason you become a reason to laugh.”
― Tamerlan Kuzgov

“Live,
Love,
Laugh.”
― Lailah Gifty Akita

“the worst thing about prison was the dementors”
― michael scott

“The second best time to die is while sleeping. The best is while laughing.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Where is the voice of freedom, / freedom to laugh, / to move / without the heavy phantom of despair?

(From "Farewell from Welfare Island")”
― Julia de Burgos

“Some things and some people are funny the first time, or the first few times, and then they are annoying.”
― @Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“The Woke will be receiving ecstatic applause as they order the Apocalypse to submit to Wokeness and to stop being so cruel and heartless. Will the Apocalypse be laughing in response?”
― David Sinclair, Without the Mob, There Is No Circus

“Miri's laugh is a tune you love to whistle.”
― Shannon Hale, Princess Academy

“The greater our ability to cry, the greater our ability to laugh.”
― Craig D. Lounsbrough

“I want to wake up tomorrow feeling as good as I do today. I want this day and this drive to never end. I want the laughter to keep going, into the next and the next and the next.
I want to dance in a club. I want to cup someone's face. I want to be texted back as quickly as I text back. I want to lie beside someone for so long that I forget that they're another person and think I'm talking to myself. I want a friend to race ahead of me at a crowded market so I'm left actually talking to myself.
I want free education and health care and housing for everyone everywhere. I want to feel better so I can do better, for the world and everyone in it. I want us to slow if not halt if not reverse the effects of climate change.
I want to read out loud to someone till my mouth gets dry. I want to give a child a piggyback. I want to climb a tree. I want to skip down a pavement scuffing my toes. I want to choke because I've eaten a meal too fast and I want to laugh when I do.
I want to hang a picture. I want to smell a book. I want to cradle a cat as if it's a baby. I want to go into love boldly, like I do everything else. I want to not be incapacitated by it. I want to learn, always. I want to live.”
― Tilly Lawless, Nothing but My Body

“I laugh again. Honestly, I don't know why I laughed so infrequently before. Everything is marvellous and ridiculous.”
― Holly Black, The Cruel Prince

“You can laugh in the face of danger, if you're toothless.”
― Tamerlan Kuzgov

“There were times when jesters made people laugh. Now days, they make them cry.”
― Ljupka Cvetanova, Yet Another New Land