Pizza Quotes

“They chose the olive"
"They must really like olives"
"Forget it"
"Now if she invented pizza that i can understand"
-Percy to Annabeth in the lightning theif”
― Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief

“I love pizza, meaning: Even when I’m in the middle of eating pizza, I wish I were eating pizza.”
― Jandy Nelson, I'll Give You the Sun

“She ripped the wild bun down from the crown of her head, and then brushed her long hair with her fingers. I couldn’t stop staring while she rewrapped it and tied it back again. I imagined that this was what she looked like in the morning, and then had to think about the first ten minutes of Saving Private Ryan to keep my dick from getting hard.”
― Jamie McGuire, Walking Disaster

“Besides, there was something under the good girl facade. She hated me on sight because she’d been burned by someone like me before. No way was she a slut, though. Not even a reformed slut. I could spot them a mile away. My game face slowly melted away. I’d finally found a girl that was interesting enough to get to know, and a version of me had already hurt her.”
― Jamie McGuire, Walking Disaster

“Falling in love for the first time is a completely transcendent experience. It’s like eating pizza-flavored ice cream. Your brain can’t even process that level of joy. Love makes people do crazy things like kill other people or shop at Crate & Barrel. I think on some level it makes us all delusional. Deep down, our whole lives, no matter how low our self-esteem gets, we think, I have a special skill that no one knows about and if they knew they’d be amazed. And then eventually we meet someone who says, “You have a secret special skill.” And you’re like, “I know! So do you!” And they’re like, “I know!” And then you’re like, “We should eat pizza ice cream together.” And that’s what love is. It’s this giant mound of pizza-flavored ice cream and delusion”
― Mike Birbiglia

“Faeries like pizza?" I asked.
"Oh, Harry," Toot said breathlessly. "Haven't you ever had pizza before?"
"Of course I have," I said.
Toot looked wounded. "And you didn't share?”
― Jim Butcher, Storm Front

“I will never understand the appeal of the Hawaiian pizza.”
― Judd Winick, Green Arrow, Vol. 9: Road to Jericho

“I started to crawl off; then I remembered my leftover pizza, and I peeled off the salami, pepperoni, and anchovies and placed them on the CD tray (whicn no one used these days with flash drives around)on Boone's computer. I hit the close button and watched the smelly part of my delicious dinner slide away. Boone would have a great time wondering 'where's that smell coming from?”
― Duffy Brown, Iced Chiffon

“On Venus you could cook a 16-inch pepperoni pizza in seven seconds, just by holding it out to the air. (Yes, I did the math.)”
― Neil deGrasse Tyson

“Qui n'a plus qu'un moment a vivre
N'a plus rien a dissimuler”
― Philippe Quinault, Atys: A Play in Five Acts

“Good people eat all their veggies and all the fruits, but they still have good grades. I call this, Freakonomics.”
― Adam Pazandak

“An hour later, we were full of pizza and I love him a little more.”
― Jennifer Echols, Such a Rush

“I say it must have been great to grow up when men were men. He says men have always been what the are now, namely incapable of coping with life without the intervention of God the Almighty. Then in the oven behind him my pizza starts smoking and he says case in point.”
― George Saunders, CivilWarLand in Bad Decline

“Guess I am going to take a man-nap. Wake me up when there is food.”
― Vann Chow, Shanghai Nobody

“I'd rather have leftover pizza than leftover feelings.”
― Sarah Burgess

“I called for back up,” Nudge said. “The police, fire department, paramedics, and a few different pizza delivery places are all on their way.”
― James Patterson

“Eating pizza is like having a little heaven in your nose. Wait, that's not what you eat pizza with. I always get it confused with pizza-pie.”
― Will Advise, Nothing is here...

“Jetzt eine Pizza, niemand kann tagelang Streuselkuchen essen.”
― Lilly Axster, Dorn

“What do you want me to do?" Amy repeated, then added. "Is there any pizza left in that box?"
Ambrosia shook her head. "You want me to order pizza?"
With all my freaking heart," Amy said, smiling. "Think of it as the last supper. Oh, and ask for extra bacon and cheese, okay. I've been craving bacon like you wouldn't believe.”
― Patti Roberts, Equilibrium

“Pizza... It's what America's having for dinner!”
― José N. Harris, Mi Vida

“Oh, right. I doubt this place has any delicious, fattening fast-food places, and maybe the Imperium doesn’t either. Yup, no McDonald’s, no Burger King, no Gino’s Pizza… Dear God, have I made a mistake coming here? I may be of small stature, but make no mistake: I am a glutton. On the other hand – possible franchise opportunity.”
― Giselle Simlett, Girl of Myth and Legend

“I am the most pious person in the room. Even though I have no pie - I have pizza, and what can be more virtuous than eating all by yourself?”
― Will Advise, Nothing is here...

“I want to live in a world where the need for pizza belittles that of war.”
― Jason Barnett

“Non capisco come in Italia venga proibita la vendita di droga e armi e si lasci invece la libertà agli autogrill di spacciare la loro schifosissima pizza.”
― Carl William Brown, L'Italia in breve.

“Now, my friends, we go for pizza.”
― Daniel Younger

“Heaven would be a comfortable chair, a library, Diet Coke, and an occasional cheese pizza. Sex once in a while. No talking. ~ Drew Stirling”
― Jayden Hunter, Undressed To The Nines

“Why just order a pizza, when you can get a restraining order for the delivery guys, make them come to you, sue them, and get all the profit?”
― Will Advise, Nothing is here...

“It looks like to watch a film without little horror is like to eat a pizza without the extra stuff on it. Like the sauces!”
― Deyth Banger