Weird Quotes

“Weird people don't care if they're weird. They are the most entertaining to converse with because nothing is off-limits.”
― Donna Lynn Hope

“I'm a lion in a strange land.”
― Criss Jami, Venus in Arms

“He rolled his eyes and took my hand. His hand was hard and calloused, tough with muscle and old scars.
The night settled around us like a blanket. I could hear the water lapping against the dock. We were totally alone.
“You’re . . . ,” he began, and I waited, heart throbbing in my throat. “Such a pain,” he concluded.
“What?” I asked, just as his head swooped in and his mouth touched mine. I tried to speak, but one of
Fang’s hands held the back of my head, and he kept his lips pressed against me, kissing me softly but with a Fanglike determination.
Oh, jeez, I thought distractedly. Jeez, this is Fang, and me, and . . . Fang tilted his head to kiss me more deeply, and I felt totally lightheaded. Then I remembered to breathe through my nose, and the fog cleared a tiny bit. Somehow we were pressed together, Fang’s arms around me now, sliding under my
wings, his hands flat against my back.
It was incredible. I loved it. I loved him.
It was a total disaster.
Gasping, I pulled back. “I, uh—,” I began oh so coherently, and then I jumped up, almost knocking him
over, and raced down the dock. I took off, flying fast, like a rocket.”
― James Patterson, The Final Warning

“Be undeniable.”
― Jim Gaffigan

“Inside these letters, the eye will see
Nearby are your friends, and VFD.”
― Lemony Snicket, The Vile Village

“We're all weird.”
― John O'Callaghan

“The Special Operations Network was instigated to handle policing duties considered either too unusual or too specialized to be tackled by the regular force. There were thirty departments in all, starting at the more mundane Neighborly Disputes (SO-30) and going onto Literary Detectives (SO-27) and Art Crime (SO-24). Anything below SO-20 was restricted information, although it was common knowledge that the ChronoGuard was SO-12 and Antiterrorism SO-9. It is rumored that SO-1 was the department that polices the SpecOps themselves. Quite what the others do is anyone's guess. What is known is that the individual operatives themselves are mostly ex-military or ex-police and slightly unbalanced. 'If you want to be a SpecOp,' the saying goes, 'act kinda weird...”
― Jasper Fforde, The Eyre Affair

“Everybody's weird, fundamentally everybody is a snap. Sometimes it's a sexual thing and sometimes it's a different kind of weirdness, but one way or another everybody's nuts.”
― Lawrence Block, In the Midst of Death

“So it was that the Red Tower put into production its new, more terrible and perplexing, line of unique novelty items. Among the objects and constructions now manufactured were several of an almost innocent nature. These included tiny, delicate cameos that were heavier than their size would suggest, far heavier, and lockets whose shiny outer surface flipped open to reveal a black reverberant abyss inside, a deep blackness roaring with echoes. Along the same lines was a series of lifelike replicas of internal organs and physiological structures, many of them evidencing an advanced stages of disease and all of them displeasingly warm and soft to the touch. There was a fake disembodied hand on which fingernails would grow several inches overnight and insistently grew back should one attempt to clip them. Numerous natural objects, mostly bulbous gourds, were designed to produce a long, deafening scream whenever they were picked up or otherwise disturbed in their vegetable stillness. Less scrutable were such things as hardened globs of lava into whose rough, igneous forms were sent a pair of rheumy eyes that perpetually shifted their gaze from side to side like a relentless pendulum. And there was also a humble piece of cement, a fragment broken away from any street or sidewalk, that left a most intractable stain, greasy and green, on whatever surface it was placed. But such fairly simple items were eventually followed, and ultimately replaced, by more articulated objects and constructions. One example of this complex type of novelty item was an ornate music box that, when opened, emitted a brief gurgling or sucking sound in emulation of a dying individual's death rattle. Another product manufactured in great quantity at the Red Tower was a pocket watch in a gold casing which opened to reveal a curious timepiece whose numerals were represented by tiny quivering insects while the circling 'hands' were reptilian tongues, slender and pink. But these examples hardly begin to hint at the range of goods that came from the factory during its novelty phase of production. I should at least mention the exotic carpets woven with intricate abstract patterns that, when focused upon for a certain length of time, composed themselves into fleeting phantasmagoric scenes of a kind which might pass through a fever-stricken or even permanently damaged brain.”
― Thomas Ligotti, Teatro Grottesco

“Everyone's weird, I'm just a bit bizarre.”
― Pennie Lillian

“Because if I'm weird
And ostracized and friendless
It's not personal.”
― Gabrielle Prendergast, Audacious

“With these words there came the rending scream of a shattered stirk and an angry troubling of the branches as the poor madman percolated through the sieve of a sharp yew, a wailing black meteor hurtling through green clouds, a human prickles.”
― Flann O'Brien, At Swim-Two-Birds

“The Aunts put their arms about one another so that their faces were cheek to cheek, and from this doublehead they gazed up at Steerpike with a row of four equidistant eyes. There was no reason why there should not have been forty, or four hundred of them. It so happened that only four had been removed from a dead and endless frieze whose inexhaustible and repetitive theme was forever, eyes, eyes, eyes.”
― Mervyn Peake, Titus Groan

“Straight people are so fucking weird.”
― Warren Ellis, Crooked Little Vein

“Hey, that’s why they in­vented the In­ter­net, her­manita. To talk about weird shit and down­load porn.”
― Ann Aguirre, Blue Diablo

“If they can worship a weird creature, which is even not existed; why I must not worship a beautiful one who is already here.”
― M.F. Moonzajer, A moment with God ; Poetry

“I might be a very weird lover; having you the center of my dreams and reality.”
― M.F. Moonzajer, A moment with God ; Poetry

“You honor our humble abode,' said Bean.
'I do, don't I,' said Peter with a smile.”
― Orson Scott Card

“Keep it crispy.”
― Pete Holmes

“my jeans, the ones I got from the teen section, the ones made for chicks. And I look fucking perfect in them.”
― C.M. Stunich, Real Ugly

“I stuck my finger in his belly button
and squiggled it around.
“Belly button rape!”
― Jennifer James

“A pickle a day keeps the stalker away.”
― ananymous

“I mean people just have a way of - y'know they'll review your record in two sentences and put you in this little stupid box that you don't want to be in.”
― Elliot Smith

“If you can be heartless as the first man who visited the space, then there will be nothing impossibe for you to achieve.”
― Michael Bassey Johnson

“I hate carrying a torch, which is weird because otherwise I'm such a pyromaniac”
― Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single

“Weetzie could not even cry and make Kleenex roses. She remembered the day her father, Charlie, had driven away in the smashed yellow T-bird, leaving her mother Brandy-Lynn clutching her flowered robe with one hand and an empty glass in the other, and leaving Weetzie holding her arms crossed over her chest that was taking its time to develope into anything”
― Francesca Lia Block, Dangerous Angels

“Made weird children--will die proud. -Rachel Pealer”
― Larry Smith, It All Changed in an Instant: More Six-Word Memoirs by Writers Famous & Obscure

“I rather be weird than boring and bored.”
― Leigh Hershkovich

“I'm not cool, I'm weird!”
― Angelina

“the strangest life exists in the cracks”
― J. M. Ledgard, Submergence: A Novel