Hulda's Reviews > Assigned a Mate

What was I reading? Cringy, silly, simple, unbelievable porn for ladies. That's all that it was. If you like that sort of stuff with basically only sex scenes and relatively no plot, with BDSM, forced orgasms, slave/master dynamics, then this is for you. It didn't do anything for me. I was laughing. I mean, don't get me wrong. I knew I would be getting sex scenes and maybe a little kink, but I did expect there to be a plot at least and I thought the romance would be a bigger factor, but it was honestly only "oh you look and feel so perfect, you are my mate and I love you even though I just met you yesterday." Truly. That pretty much sums it up. I hoped there would be some character development in there, but there was none. Just fucking. So... I guess I just didn't know what I was getting myself into. In my innocense I thought that even though this was erotica, that this was a real story, just with sex in it too, but nooooh, it was just porn in words, like those porn movies made by girls for girls. Yay - not. The scenes were too cringy though to be enjoyed

P.S. I listened to the audiobook and the voice actors chosen probably didn't help the book. The lady wasn't so bad. She wasn't great though, just sounded a little to old for her part. The guy, hoever, sounded like a total geek, not the hot, tall and bulky steed that he was made out to be. I was like nooooo when the guy started talking. It was so funny!