Samantha Schwerin's Reviews > A Pumpkin and a Patch
A Pumpkin and a Patch
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This book is terrible. DNF.
-Why is the main character almost 30 and still OBSESSED with something that happened in HS? WHY. Literally everyone is telling her to get over it but she literally cannot.
-The two main characters have negative chemistry.
-The writing is terrible and repetitive. I skimmed almost half of what I did read. All the non-swearing swearing. JUST SAY SHIT. YOU ARE ALMOST 30.
-CHOCOLATE RED. I HATE when authors try to reinvent the wheel with some off the wall description of something. IT'S AUBURN. JUST SAY AUBURN. FFS.
-If you want any spice whatsoever, steer clear of this. There is none.
This book was so annoying. I am annoyed.
-Why is the main character almost 30 and still OBSESSED with something that happened in HS? WHY. Literally everyone is telling her to get over it but she literally cannot.
-The two main characters have negative chemistry.
-The writing is terrible and repetitive. I skimmed almost half of what I did read. All the non-swearing swearing. JUST SAY SHIT. YOU ARE ALMOST 30.
-CHOCOLATE RED. I HATE when authors try to reinvent the wheel with some off the wall description of something. IT'S AUBURN. JUST SAY AUBURN. FFS.
-If you want any spice whatsoever, steer clear of this. There is none.
This book was so annoying. I am annoyed.
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Reading Progress
Finished Reading
October 26, 2023
– Shelved
October 26, 2023
– Shelved as:
1-star
October 26, 2023
– Shelved as:
annoyingmaincharacter
October 26, 2023
– Shelved as:
no
October 26, 2023
– Shelved as:
ugh