Fonzie's Reviews > Rescue Me

Worst book ever. The main characters can only either have sex or fight.

With all the fistfights and drunkenness the main character is involved in, there is no way he could be a successful businessman. He also has no tact whatsoever. I also cannot imagine a grown man unable to control his urges to this extent.

The other characters suffer from a painful lack of personality with a side of Mary Sue-ness.

Also, to read this you'll need to suspend all disbelief, because you'll see the most unprofessional nurse ever, who leaves in a bitchy fit every time the traumatized car crash victim he is nursing back to health makes a snarky comment. Yup, the nurse walks out on a recently disabled, very traumatized man he is paid to help because said disabled man says something rude.

Throw in absolutely no character building, the frequent use of the word "fag" and other assorted derogatory terms, plus the most bipolar protagonist possible, who alternatively craves and is disgusted by (and wants to pummel into a bloody pulp) another guy.