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Lover Eternal

Meet Mary-Sue.... Oh wait, nevermind her name is just Mary... haha my bad, honest mistake

“No. My powers are a punishment.”
“For what?”
“I killed a bird.”
Mary glanced at him, thinking that seemed a little extreme.
Rhage smoothed her hair back. “I did a lot more than that, but killing a bird was what finally tipped the scales.”

what the fuck Rhage, ya killed a bird so ya got cursed to be a literal monster shit, that's the shittest backstory I've ever heard


And the love-interest, Rhage. Wait no..that can’t be his real name... huh okay sure let’s keep going

Rhage was cursed and now has this inner beast that’s basically a demon-dragon-type monster cuz why pick just one?? Basically, he hulks out whenever he feels intense emotions- pain, lust, etc

“Take me home fast, Fritz. Faster than you've ever gone before. Break every traffic law.”
“Madam?”
“You heard me. As fast as you can!”



And while Mary sue was a pretty passive character, this bitch was also straight-up nuts

“When sirens sounded, she laughed even harder.
“I beg your pardon, madam.” The driver glanced over at her. “But I must evade the police and this might get rather bumpy.”
“Blow their doors off, Fritz.”


Crazy white folk...Gotta love them

This book was surprisingly funnier than I expected with its genre and premise, but Mary was honestly delightful at times and a total manic which I appreciate even if I wanted her to be more active less passive in her own story.