Mike MacDonald's Reviews > Zoo

This book is tragically bad if you read above a sixth-grade level. I only finished it because I would not want to be unfair to anyone and opine on something I hadn't completed.
James Patterson...what happened to you? Are you now writing in 4 page chapters that simply don't develop a plot, but rather let it lay around until you become too weary to care? Was this simply a TV plot that you were going to hand to a director who could try to squeeze 15 minute increments of used chewing gum to a hypnotized audience? I may sound harsh, but I've read and own much superior books written by you.
You should get a Richard Bachman pen name for work that doesn't exceed middle-class school reading level or have paragraphs longer than 4 sentences.