Carolina's Reviews > Assigned a Mate

You know, sometimes I do get in the mood to read some sexy stuff. Sometimes that sexy stuff involves aliens, big deal.

Unfortunately, this wasn’t MY kind of sexy. this was just...... weird. And I know what you’re thinking: “Caro, this is alien erotica of course it’s weird.”

Alright SURE. You’ve got me there. But when there are forced nipple piercings, dildo-shaped medical devices, and a rule that all women walk around naked 24/7 you can’t really blame me for having some second thoughts.

That being said, I don’t want to yuck anyone’s yum. So if the aforementioned items interest you, this book may be your next favorite read.

Also, maybe off-topic, but I really wanted to know about these dudes’ cultures. Where are all the women? how do they source their water if they live in the desert? Do they even drink water? if they get a human woman pregnant, will she be able to deliver those giant Sasquatch babies naturally or will it burst out of her abdomen? Will they ever dismantle the patriarchy?!?

I have so. many. questions.

But I digress.

DNF’d this at around 30% or so. Maybe this will be your cup of tea. Maybe it won’t. In the meantime I’ll continue searching the galaxies far and wide for that one perfect alien romance.