La portuguesa

I'm Portuguese so I figured I'd give this film a chance. How wrong was I.

"The Portuguese Woman" looks and feels like an artistic motion picture directed by Wed Anderson, except that the story and characters aren't really intriguing to watch. The film is about two hours long and by thirty minutes later I already felt I had seen over an hour!

Also, I agree with the other reviewer that the actress (Clara) whom played "The Portuguese Woman" wasn't actually Portuguese, but by nationality. She is stunningly beautiful, that's for sure.

5/10 feels like a fair score for this though anything less wouldn't be surprising either.