El retorno de los Brady

[all the Brady kids and Alice are tied together by a staircase from Roy Martin, who left and kidnapped mom, they all think in their heads]

Bobby Brady: If I had been a better detective, I would've been on Mr. Martin sooner. This is all my fault.

Cindy Brady: If I wasn't too busy looking for my doll, I would've seen something suspicious. This is all my fault.

Kitty: I bet he wouldn't have tied me up if I was Barbie. This is all my fault.

Peter Brady: What a dumb-head I am. I guess Roy was not much of a hero after all. This is all my fault.

Alice: I must've not put enough mushrooms in his spaghetti sauce. This is all my fault.

Greg Brady: Marcia looks great in those ropes... Wait a minute, what am I saying? This is all my fault!

Jan Brady: It was wrong to make up George Glass. This is all my fault!

Marcia: This is all Jan's fault.