This Morning with Richard Not Judy

The Unusual Priest: A young man came up to me the other day and said "What will my friends say when I tell them that I am a Christian?" "Oh my poor young fellow," I replied, "they will say you are a nerd, and a wally, and a fruitcake, and they will call you a brainless, foolish spamoid, and they will take down your trousers in the playground in front of all the girls, and they will rub sticky lollipops into your hair and then run away laughing, laughing, laughing. But later, when you become a famous TV Vicar, they will regret their foolishness."