Psycho Storm Chaser

What??? Why??? This was the stupidest thing I have watched to date! How does one even come up with an idea so out there and unappealing. Honestly made zero sense. I kept telling myself this has to be a joke...this has to be a joke. But guess what? Jokes on me!

This movie was more interesting than what I thought it would be. It reminded me of an episode of the Alfred Hitchcock Hour" called "An Unlocked Window", which was about a couple of nurses with a patient in a large house during a thunderstorm.

Of course, this was set in the Lifetime Universe, where the believability switch is turned off and all sorts of weird things happen.

In the Lifetime Universe.....

1. A category 3 hurricane is merely a severe storm with lots of rain, lightning, BUT NO WIND!!!!

2. People can be strangled, stabbed, shot at (SEVERAL TIMES) and still SURVIVE.

3. Persons who are in a coma can wake up, become INSTANTLY mobile, and attack someone.

Rib Hillis played a pretty good psycho and weatherman - he ought to consider being a presenter at The Weather Channel.

Have a drink and watch a horror show in "Lifetime Land".

6/10.

I was looking forward to this one. As expected the actors were horrible, the protagonist was trying his best to be creepy, the dumb victims, the storyline was madness, and the special effects could have been done better by a third grader. What could be better than that? It even has rain pouring up instead of down on the windows and no wind during a hurricane. Fun!

Lifetime must be really running out of ideas because this had to be the dumbest movie I've watched in awhile, the acting was horrible especially the storm guy and the rich stuck up lady and all I have to say is there better not be a sequel this was cringe enough.

What is even worse than this movie is the fact that IMDb now want a 600 word review about it. Good god people, have some empathy.

Truth be told I could not even finish watching this it was so bad. I hate to give a really bad review as I know the actors are probably grateful for the work and the pay cheque comes in handy, but oooff.

I don't know what a Lifetime movie is - apparently they are universally dire, but the baddie guy in the yellow rain jacket with the low, low, slow speech - I guess to emphasise just how bad he is - No, just no.

The whole thing was just shockingly bad, 'nuff said. Sorry.