Scary Movie 3

Mahalik: I heard Jamal from 90th street watched that tape last week and this mornin' he woke up dead!

CJ: How the hell do you wake up dead?

Mahalik: Cause' you're alive when you go to sleep.

CJ: So you're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?

Mahalik: You can't go to bed dead! That shit would've been redundant.

CJ: No it would'nt cause' you can go to bed and not be dead, and you can die and not be in the bed.

Mahalik: But you are in the bed. That's how you wake up dead in the first place fool!

CJ: Damn! that's some quantum shit right there man! You should be teaching classes!