Sex-Positive

Don't ever seek this film out. Don't finish reading my review. Navigate away from this part of the internet and move on to something else.

This has to be one of the worst written things I have ever seen. Ever. In my entire life. TRight up there with Busted, which was a movie directed by Corey Feldman--and both movies seem like they were only made so that someone could have an excuse to get a lot of people naked.

Sex-Positive is a comedy that never remotely approaches having a single moment of genuine humor. NONE of the characters behave at all like actual people. Every aspect of the film is inept, from the amateurish audio, right down to the unlistenable score.

On top of all that, this movie also somehow feels like it was made in 1995--and not in a good way. Unless Anarchy TV was your favorite movie of all time. Plus, it has the worst-looking cast in at least 20 years, with the exception of Katherine Ellis. As a person who has shown that they can actually be entertaining, it's really too bad that she agreed to be in this movie. If she had written her own story, it would no doubt by light years better than this.

To finish, please re-read the first paragraph of this review.