Every high-rating review on here was posted by Rob himself, his team or actual brain-dead chimps who derive pleasure from watching tortuously bad shows. If you haven't watched Real Rob and are reading this review, I have some really important advice for you: DO NOT WATCH REAL ROB. Trust me. I'm speaking from first-hand experience. After having watched just a couple hours of this show and then promptly REMOVING it from my Netflix watch history, I'm now noticing some troubling effects it's had on my life.
For example: some of my peers whom I work with have started DISTANCING themselves from me. The other day I got a text from one of them after work straight up calling me an a**hole for no reason. And then a few days later--and believe this--my mom actually stopped calling me by my NAME and instead started referring to me as a "GERM"? She continues to call me that to this very day! And at home my wife looks like she feels DISGUSTED being near me every night in bed now, MY OWN SON will no longer look at me in the eyes, and just a few minutes ago I tried to get my old dog to go on a walk with me and even SHE refuses to go near me! WTF?! That dog actually really liked me too!
I'm honestly sickened by the fact this kind of thing even exists on the internet. Real Rob is not a Netflix series, but rather a modern-day PLAGUE! Writing this review right now has me in cold sweats for having to think about how rotten a person Rob Schneider is for conjuring up such a vile medium for his "humor." I beg you, DO NOT WATCH REAL ROB or even consider witnessing a SINGLE SECOND of it! You will regret it for the rest of your life!!!
