Growing Op

Bryce Dawson: Well, you look like big girls! Can't you read my sign?

[Referring to the one on the front door]

Sprite #1: 'Welcome.'

Bryce Dawson: Well, thanks! But we're not interested.

Sprite #1: But everyone else on the street is buying them! It's for a good cause.

Bryce Dawson: Oh, so you're selling conformity, along with toxic sugar treats. Well, did you know that Wood Sprites can trace back their insidious origins back to Lord Baden Powell, who was not only a neo-Fascist, but was also an infamous advocate of apartheid?

Sprite #1: [Befuddled] What?

Bryce Dawson: [Waving cynically at the mother] Yeah, ask your mom. And tell her you just have to peddle your little boxes of bigotry... elsewhere. Nighty night!

Sprite #1: [Turns away crying] Mom, what's apartheid?