The Last Sharknado: It's About Time

While the first 5 sharknado films were sub-parr, this finely crafted masterpiece delivers all I would expect in a exquisite, high budget motion picture movie. The prestigious combination of laser eyes, time travel and flying shark marks this as the pinochle of human achievement today. As a proud patriot of the American dream, I would declare this the greatest cinematic experience since the Warburtons bread advert, nay, since sliced bread it's self

Praise be upon it