- Daffy Duck: Yes, gentlemen, I have here just about the handiest, dandiest little bookfull of gastronomical surprises that ever tempted the jaded palate of a fastidious f-f-food fancier. Oh, don't bother fixing anything for me. I just finished my lunch. Urp! Take this recipe, for instance. Bassinet of baby borscht with sour cream. Mmm-mmm!
- Sam's Brother: Yeah, yeah, but what does it say about roast duck?
- Daffy Duck: Roast duck? Yes, sir. Roast duck, Roast duck... Here we are. Roast duck a la Oscar. First you take a duck. After lopping off its head and feet, you place it in a... Hmm. "Lopping off its head and feet." Gulp. Soups! A very delicious soup can be made from diced duck.
- [Turns pale]
- Daffy Duck: Di-di-di... What you want is a dish of delicious ice-cream. I'd like to see them sneak a duck into this one. Sundae Delight Supreme, sprinkled profusely with crushed duck. Gulp!
- Daffy Duck: I suppose it would be utterly futile at this point to inform you that my company has authorized me to give away absolutely free a complete six-course turkey dinner.
- Sam's Brother: Turkey dinner?
- Yosemite Sam: Turkey dinner?
- Daffy Duck: Why, certainly! Observe.
- [Opens his suitcase on the table; out comes the turkey dinner]
- Daffy Duck: Gentlemen, dinner is served.
- [Yosemite Sam and brother eye the turkey dinner]
- Daffy Duck: And gentlemen, as you enjoy your dinner, don't forget that the Klassy Kut Knish Katering Kompany made it possible. I bid you good day.
- Daffy Duck: [as he is being chased] Hoo-hoo! My company... Hoo-hoo!... has authorized me to... Hoo-hoo!...
- [last lines]
- Daffy Duck: Good morning, gentlemen. Could I interest you in some delicious after-dinner mints?
- [They grab Daffy and drag him back inside]
- Daffy Duck: Well, here we go again!
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