The Seventh Sin

Tim Waddington: [watching her take some salad] Dear girl, you can't eat salad. Uncooked greens are dangerous at any time. But now it's practically sure death, isn't that right, Doctor?

Doctor Walter Carwin: Yes.

Carol Carwin: I thought that was the general idea.

Doctor Walter Carwin: My wife likes salad. So do I.

[he puts some on his plate]

Tim Waddington: I say, what's going on between you two? I know that it's very bad form to ask, but what is this - a suicide pact?

Doctor Walter Carwin: Don't be so melodramatic, Mr Waddington. After all, we've both been inoculated.

Tim Waddington: Yes, well, Watson was inoculated. I'll show you his grave tomorrow.

Carol Carwin: How sweet of you. Perhaps the next day we could look round the morgue.

Tim Waddington: Well, I hope you don't go there as customers.