M*A*S*H (1972–1983)

Jamie Farr: Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger, Sgt. Maxwell Q. Klinger, Announcer

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• Frank Burns : Klinger, how dare you wear that hat while in uniform?

  Klinger : It's spring, sir.

• Klinger : [Klinger enters Potter's office with a giant salami in one hand, and a giant loaf of bread in the other]  50 more pounds, and I'm homeward-bound!

  Col. Potter : You're going to *eat* you way to a discharge?

  Klinger : I call it "Food for Freedom"!

  Col. Potter : I call it "Suicide by Salami"!

  Klinger : I'll take my chances!

  Col. Potter : Okay, when you can't get through that door, come see me.

  Klinger : I'll be wearing a size 30, sir.

• Radar : Sir, I was just crossing the compound when...

  Frank Burns : I have no interest in the compound.

  Klinger : He has no compound-interest.

• Klinger : Sir, I've had a lot of experience in these matters.

  Charles : I do not need the wisdom of your experience. I am not selling watches from the trunk of a car.