A comedic spoof based on the worldwide phenomenon "The Twilight Saga."A comedic spoof based on the worldwide phenomenon "The Twilight Saga."A comedic spoof based on the worldwide phenomenon "The Twilight Saga."
- Ronald
- (as Michael Hamilton)
- Emmet
- (as Taylor Graham)
- Embry
- (as Dilon Garcia)
- Director
- Writer
- All cast & crew
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Storyline
Did you know
- TriviaDanny Trejo is in this film as Billy Black.
- Quotes
Bella: Dad, I was wondering, why didn't you ever get married after Mom?
Charlie: Well, actually, I almost did, sweetheart. His name was Frank. He had the hottest 8-pack I'd ever seen in my life. He loved tennis as much as I did, and on the weekends we'd go to Palm Springs, get one of those rooms with two queens for $69.69. We'd go antiquing, take the sky tram, ass-hump...
Bella: Oh, gross, Dad. Why don't you just tell me about the sky tram?
Charlie: Of course. "Sky Tram" is when I get nude and stand on the bed, he lies on the floor and jerks off, and if he shoots a load in the air and I catch it in my mouth, we both yell out, "SKY TRAM!"
[squeals]
- ConnectionsFeatured in Bad Movie Beatdown: Review of 2012 (2013)
- SoundtracksStuck with You
Written by Kelly Slattery
Performed by Kelly Slattery (as Kelly)
Courtesy of Monknboo Productions
Published by Kelly Slattery
To begin with, it isn't just a parody of Breaking Dawn, it is a parody of various chosen scenes of Twilight 1-4. And the irony is that it covers the least content from Breaking Dawn. But that doesn't really matter, because nothing could save this crap of a movie. Most of it's "funny" scenes are about farting or large penis/vagina jokes. Clothed sex scenes. And lame cameraman-knock-on-the-actors-face scenes. There was just one or two funny scenes that made me laugh, but they weren't worth the rest of the crap.
Don't waste your time with this, watch literally anything else.
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- Mar 3, 2012
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Box office
- Gross worldwide
- $1,958,083
- Runtime1 hour 22 minutes
- Color
- Sound mix
- Aspect ratio
- 2.35 : 1