The Baldwins

Ugh, what a headache inducing snooze fest. The kids seem feral, bratty, and older than their years. The eldest daughter, who is only 10, was wearing makeup and completely not listening to her parents, and seems to be a parentified child- parents asking her for haircut tips ....Their lives are so chaotic, just a big unfunny, not charming mess. Painful to watch. Oh speaking of pain, the fake Spanish wife's boob job...looks like it hurts. Also I think someone should call animal protection , too many unruly kids around small dogs is asking for trouble in the form of an injured pup. I actually feel bad for the animals. There entire thing is so unattractive to me. A big bored no thanks from me.

Is probably more exciting than this mish mash. Alec plays the victim in his own life story from his divorce from Kim Basinger to the shooting and death on the movie he produced and starred in, to the horde of children and animals he lives with. He has OCD but did not check the gun, he suffers from PTSD but was able to father an 8th. The couple allude to a tragedy that will always be with them, but their actions and this money grab belie their words.

This is no Sound of Music, Cheaper by the Dozen, or Brady Bunch. Alec is miscast and Hilaria has no charisma.

I have seen more than enough. Pasadena.

I don't know where to start. From the misbehaved children to the inept parents; it just kept getting worse the longer I watched.

In addition to seven children, this family has eight animals in a NYC apartment! The animal hoarding is disturbing enough but add in a bunch of rowdy kids handling these small animals and something bad is bound to happen.

Most of the time the parents just looked clueless. How are you on your seventh child and not have a system in place to tackle parenting duties? Both parents are too old to have so many young children.

Alec and his wife seemed like they can barely tolerate each other. It felt uncomfortable at times, like being in the room when another couple is arguing.

Honestly, the whole thing was uncomfortable to watch. They talked about the woman Alec killed and it was so distasteful to do so on this type of show. It was a new low, even by reality tv standards.

I don't know who this show's target audience is. There was no wholesome family moments, the kids are crass, and their bad behavior is egged on by their parents. Alec and his wife seemed like they were pretending to be parents to children they've just met; no warmth, no familiarity. I didn't know you could fit so much dysfunction into one show.

My advice is to avoid this show. It's utter chaos but this chaos isn't even the least bit entertaining.

It's a complete put on. The real story would have been more interesting. Hillary from Boston, living in NYC, meets Alec Baldwin at a restaurant where he was a regular trying to pickup Sarma, the owner. She pretended to be Spanish, which he was gaga over Salma Hyeck for, and it worked. But now Hillary was faced with keeping up the grift after she hooked him in. The grift was working, why even Alec said his wife was from Spain but then she was exposed a few years back. Not only was she exposed for the grift, but also for causing speculation that Carmen was her only natural birth, the rest were bought through surrogates. When she was exposed for the grift, and even making the cover of Hola, she blames it on the media for making the mistake about her heritage. She's know as the Hamptons Rachel Dolzen. This is the reality show people want to watch.

Honestly, I watched this show for the trainwreck and it didn't disappoint. What an absolutely wild thing to do, so out of touch with reality, and yet I can't look away. If you love to hate-watch rich people being insane and thinking they're being relatable, you will love this show.

I would be remiss if I didn't mention how the whole thing appears to be in an attempt to gain good faith for Alec, and the discussion of the shooting is hard to watch. I genuinely did have sympathy for him, I don't doubt the shooting has seriously affected him, but making a TV show off of it is absolutely wild. I also don't know if this show would be any good if you weren't already aware of the Baldwins respective scandals.