Johnny perceives the town's welcome sign to be obscene, but the townspeople don't agree. Meanwhile, Moira falls into a dark depression after googling herself, David seeks employment and Alexis fawns over Mutt.
Alexis does community service with Mutt; Stevie convinces David to sell his clothes; and Moira and Johnny contemplate whether or not they're bad parents after they realize they don't know their children's middle names.