Reviews

I like to watch movies with this same concept, Play games and die, but they are just never done right. This story is really boring. The acting is not that good, though not terrible. Alice in Borderland and Light As a Feather both have the same concept but are both waaaaaaay better than this nonsense. If you do like this concept, you should play The Dark Pictures: The Devil In Me. Aside from the gameplay, it's alot like watching a movie! And it's also based on H. H. Holmes and his murder castle just like this movie. This movie doesn't even make sense as to how they all ended up in H. H. Holmes' Murder Castle.

This movie was watchable and that's about the extent of it. It's not good, but it's not terrible either. The premise was interesting to send this crew of kids on the journey that was so long their grandkids will be the ones to arrive on the new planet to save humanity. But I thought it was kind of silly how they had the ship made up of only the kids and only one adult who chose to go with them at the last minute. There's not enough adults to control that many kids and keep control and order. It was interesting enough that I watched the whole movie, but I wouldn't watch it again or really even recommend it unless you really love SciFi and need something to pass the time. It was slightly predictable and reminded me a bit of The Lord of The Flies.

I really liked season 1, but i can't even sit through season 2. It's fine to add some new characters, but this was like watching an entirely different show. There's too much military, but that's not as bad as the whole new cast of characters that I just find extremely boring. The season 1 cast is barely in it. I'm not sure if this is Netflix's fault or not, but their shows often go downhill in following seasons. They change too much for the worst. I have been fast forwarding a lot of season 2 because the dialogue is so boring I can't even focus on it. I'll probably eventually finish it just to see how it ends. But I will continue to fast forward a lot.

I shouldn't bother with a review, because the rest of them are right about everything. This movie is just bad. I was looking forward to having some laughs with this one, thinking it would be so bad that it would funny. But the writing is just awful. The acting is worse, especially from Christopher Robin. And there was no ending! It just randomly ended. This could have been made so much better, as one of those humorous slashers. But someone wanted to make this film so badly even though they had no actual ideas, so they made it anyway. The first hour of this movie is so painful that I put it in 2x speed to get it over with faster. In the last 30 minutes, I finally did get a couple laughs, like when Pooh seriously did the Vulcan death pinch. Really?

Not an original title, but very fitting. The trailer makes this look interesting and like a bit of a comedy. The only "funny" scenes are all ruined by being shown in the trailer. The whole first hour is just so slow and pointless. The subplots and characters are all over and have nothing to do with anything. They show the chimp flashback scenes a few times and they have literally nothing to do with the movies plot! After that hour of nothingness, it finally picks up and gets more interesting. It could have been a good story, but it was just all over the place with irrelevant nonsense. And I guess there wasn't a real big budget either. But I could have looked past that if the first hour wasn't so painfully boring.

I watched this because the description lead me to believe it was horror, but it's nothing much other than a drama. It's definitely sad, as it's about facing and fearing death, especially at such a young age. The parts of the show about the teens themselves is interesting, but their midnight club stories are boring and add nothing relevant to the plot. I actually fast forwarded through most of their stories, as I simply wasn't interested. It lead me to believe that scary, ghostly, horror-type things would happen at said midnight club. They didn't. Other than a few times they attempted "jump scares". And just to be a little picky, some stuff really didn't make much sense. A handful of dying teens sent to an old mansion turned hospice with only one doctor around and the woman who owns it. A bunch of kids dying of cancer, meaning they definitely are on meds and need a lot of care, and there is only one doctor and one night nurse. Some of them literally collapse due to their illness and just wake up in a "recovery room" in the house, no doctors even around. With the level of care they receive day to day at this hospice, I fail to see why they can't just live at home with their actual family and loved ones for their final days.

Why is Carol Forking Baskin portrayed as if she's the hero in this show?? I can't even sit through it because I am absolutely not on board with that. Joe Exotic is not innocent, but Carol also certainly isn't! They still never found real proof that her previous husband is alive because she probably really fed him to the tigers. So I simply cannot watch her being portrayed as this great person. I love Kate McKinnon but she doesn't seem to act kooky enough as Carol. Having seen the real Carol talk on multiple shows and social media before, I feel she is almost always a bit loopy, flaky and just corny. I think John Cameron Mitchell portrayed Joe pretty well. But maybe I did not watch enough to see if Kate acts kooky later on.

I finally was able to stream this movie and I was hoping the bad reviews were all exaggerating. They were not. I'm a huge fan of the Jurassic Parks. The Jurassic Worlds were never quite as good, but this one is a joke. It's nothing but chaos the entire time. The entire movie is dinosaurs chasing people in cars through cities and just all over. They introduced a lot of new dinos but only for a few minutes of screen time each. They were more focused on the prehistoric locusts for the storyline. There is a lack of the fun, excitement and any suspense that all the other movies have. How can there be any enjoyable suspense when it's just constant chaos and action scenes the entire time? What's sad is that the best part of this movie was Grant & Ellie still having love for each other. This movie is just bad.

Not knowing anything about Morbius or his story, this movie is just very rushed! I thought the plot of this movie sounded interesting, but I had no idea it was even Marvel until I pressed play. I don't read comics so I'm unfamiliar with Marvel characters besides the ones that everyone knows. When I looked Morbius up, a quick skim of his story didn't seem to match this movie at all. It was interesting, but in no means a good movie. The story is just too rushed and the final fight was rushed. Why didn't they make this movie longer? A lot of movies are over two hours long anymore. This would have given a little more time for story, character development and explanations. I think this whole movie was rushed just to set up a sequel that would further explain anything in this first movie.

This show is not thriller or horror; it's more of a teen drama. If I knew that going in, I wouldn't have bothered. By episode 3 I was ready to turn it off because still nothing has happened. They try to make Mae out to be so evil, but she doesn't really even do anything wrong, she's just kind of awkward seeing how she was raised brainwashed in a cult. She stole a photo and a t-shirt, oh no! Cue the suspenseful music! They keep on playing the suspenseful music, but nothing suspenseful even happens to match it. They lead you to believe she poisoned someone, but literally nothing comes of it. Later she does do some "wrong" things, but it's just typical teen drama stuff, still not evil stuff. I almost gave this a 5 for trying, but it did nothing but waste my time, especially after the lame finale. Netflix keeps canceling good shows that do well to make room for new garbage like this. Why??

I don't think it was quite as bad as all the 1 & 2 star reviews, but it's not too good either. It's watchable. There were a couple funny scenes, but most of the jokes were just too corny. The best part of the movie were Brad Pitt's scenes, which weren't long enough as he's not a main character. And Harry Potter cannot act. The ending was also underwhelming.

Everyone's complaining about it being low budget, but if the movies good, who cares. I don't know what some people want. Does it have flaws? Yes of course, but what movie doesn't have some, really? But there's only one thing that did bother me: Why would scientists working on such a top secret project NOT lock their lab door so anyone can just wander in? Especially after learning it was a portal to a multiverse. It was an interesting story and the acting was fine. I won't spoil it, but I'll say the ending has been done before, or at least very similar, but that's not necessarily a bad thing either. I enjoyed this movie, as I often enjoy both time travel and multiverse movies.

You'd think watching 1 hour and 40 minutes of someone trapped in a cryo-pod would get insanely boring; but it actually got more interesting as it went on, as it revealed more mysteries. It kept me interested the whole time, but I did not care for the ending which I will not spoil, but by that I mean only the last maybe 8 minutes. So overall, in it's original French version with English subtitles, it's a good watch with good acting. But I also would not care to ever watch a second time.

I grew up playing Sonic 2 & 3 so I was excited to see Tails & Knuckles in this movie, but it's just painful to sit through. The plot is just bad and all over the place, at one point even focusing on some random peoples' wedding. The jokes are not funny. At all. Even the 90's cartoon wasn't this corny! Sonic was always "cool", but this movie just makes him a clumsy doofus! He's immature & makes messes, he's whiny and he's annoying. Jim Carrey does amazing as Eggman, so no disrespect to him or to James Marsden, who I also like, but the story/writing is just too awful to even sit through!! I'm going to go watch the silly 90's cartoon again, the one with Eggman's dumb robot henchmen, and just pretend these movies don't exist.

Awesome game, yet a little disappointing. It is probably my least favorite of all Supermassive's horror games. That being said, I still played it 3 times in a row. But it only kept me entertained once the story actually started, which took about 2 hours I think. The characters are all really annoying except for 2 of them. Max (Skyler Gisondo) did not disappoint; He's very funny but he wasn't in enough scenes for me. Dylan was also hilarious. This game made me laugh as well as keep me on edge. Some of the dumb choices you might make back in chapter 2 can cause a death near the last chapter or even make you a miss a clue. That's typical for Supermassive's games though. There is a "chapter select" option once you beat the game, but the problem is that whatever chapter you select is where you will now start over. Once you use chapter select, that's it until you beat the game again. It makes it very difficult to accomplish everything since they claim "186 different endings". There's no option to skip any cut scenes you just don't feel like sitting through again! I'd definitely watch some of the fun scenes again, but some are just too long and boring like listening to Emma go on and on while videoing herself for social media! There's also a few glitches. The game has crashed on me a few times. Both randomly and when trying to use a "death rewind". I was unable to bring back a character I accidentally killed because it crashed every time I tried to use "death rewind". Also, back to the choices you made in a previous chapter thing; apparently people didn't realize using "death rewind" in a really late chapter could warp you right back to chapter 2 to start over from there. So be careful with that. And another glitch is that the dialogue often repeats at the start of new scenes. I just wish they'd add an update to let you redo chapters to collect everything, rather than fully start over from that chapter. And the ending is really lame. It's only a sentence for each character written about if they survived or died. There's no cut scenes with any of the survivors meeting back up or seeing them leave the camp. And then there's the final 15 minute, very boring podcast cutscene that you aren't allowed to skip!

There's a lot of shows/movies with this same concept anymore, but they're all just done terribly. Some higher power making you do awful things or make terrible choices. Oftentimes there's no real explanation to this higher power, or at least one that makes much sense. But can the choices at least be interesting?? In the beginning apparently "clean up" means "eat glass". And don't get me started on the last 20 minutes. The whole thing just makes no sense. I usually reserve 1 stars for movies I have to turn off, but this one definitely deserves it too.