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Inside No. 9: 3 by 3 (2023)
Season 8, Episode 5
10/10
3x3=9
22 May 2023
Even watching this without the fakeout, this was still smart. Put on a believable yet still impressively bad pilot for a new BBC game show (hosted by who more believable than Lee Mack?), have some awkwardness, tried-and-tested ribbing and bad production design (and that oh-so accurate sound design, with the cheesy canned laughter and scene transition musics) and, if you've just got the show on in the background or you're passively watching the channel, you wouldn't expect much a thing. Well, until you get a nasty surprise at the end.

Of course, the rough edges can be explained away by the fact that this is a pilot, but beyond that the rug is slowly and deliberately pulled away from you; every so often an Inside No. 9 episode comes along where there's less of a twist and more a slow dawning, and this is exactly that. Of course, the multiple options that it could be are whittled down to one at the end - quite obviously waving it in the faces of both the audience and Lee, so clearly not thinking much of the show and getting an easy paycheck that it takes until the very last moment for even he and the crew to notice something is wrong. This isn't an episode where the end recontextualises everything, don't get that in your head - no, every step of a separate story slowly slips into place while piggybacking off your average, schedule-filler game show.
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Inside No. 9: Merrily, Merrily (2022)
Season 7, Episode 1
10/10
Possibly one of my favourite episodes of, well, anything
20 April 2022
Warning: Spoilers
Of course, Inside No. 9 is known for its dark twists and so on and so forth, but this episode is far from dark, even considering the (implied) death at the ending. Frankly, incredibly poignant, if anything. The comedy, drama, everything is toned to a realistic level and of course the red herring synopsis that there's going to be a big falling out at a reunion was always going to have some twist on it considering what show this is but I did not expect it to be such a moving one. Perhaps it's just caught me off guard, but that was incredibly moving. The ending, especially, being so understated yet so clear in its intent, I wish I could put it into words. I'm so glad I caught it live, without any knowledge as to what the plot would have been, hence why I'm spoilering this review despite still being somewhat vague about it. Possibly the best episode of the entire show (yes, better than Christine), and almost certainly of all time.
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Doctor Who: Legend of the Sea Devils (2022)
Season Unknown, Episode Unknown
1/10
How Not To Make A Story 101
17 April 2022
Warning: Spoilers
I only managed half of this episode and then skipped to the next time trailer, but what I did see was dire. Pacing almost non-existent, some remarkably bad acting, 2000s CBBC level CGI that someone must have made the decision to go ahead with anyway despite the obvious budget cuts and/or mismanagement that has evidently taken place and a story better suited to a fanfiction, especially considering what I've heard from someone who could handle to stick around to the end. Even what little that did improve from the Chibnall tenure has somehow been squandered, with a camera operator at times that seems incompetent. I could go on about how the Sea Devils look goofy, an entire town is murdered and then not brought back up again, the forced chemistry that still fails to work between Yaz and the Doctor, the plot being set in... it was China, right?- and that fact not contributing to anything... there's too much to mention. I wouldn't be surprised if Chibnall was deliberately tanking the show before his tenure is over.
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2/10
I generally like Tarantino.
3 January 2020
Pulp Fiction is an easy 10/10 for me, as are Kill Bill vol. 1 and Inglourious Basterds, but this movie is just irredeemably dull. I don't know whether the film gets any better, I don't care if it does. Movies like Mean Machine are dull to start with too, but at least not detrimentally so, so when that movie turned out to have one of the greatest climaxes I've ever seen, it managed to pull itself up two marks, but if after 20 minutes I'm left skimming through chapters not even caring about story while I'm looking for at least a good action scene then a movie has failed me. I don't know. Maybe I had high expectations, considering I've very recently watched both Pan's Labyrinth and Grave Of The Fireflies very recently, but then again, Mean Machine. At least movies like Battle Royale II have serviceable action (and hilariously bad acting, an area which I will give Reservoir Dogs praise for - the acting is great, be it because the entire cast are accomplished actors) between the sections of boredom. It doesn't even make good background sound, lest I want to be pouted with ni**er every other second. I don't see how you can stick with this movie at all. Now, it doesn't deserve anything lower than 3/10, that's designated for particularly diabolical pieces of media, like Fred or Jeff Dunham. It doesn't deserve anything higher, either, though. It's a shame when you end up feeling that £1 was a ripoff.
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2DTV (2001–2004)
8/10
A Pleasant Surprise
4 December 2019
~Note this is only based on the best-of DVD~ I often put aside DVDs for later viewing, and I wasn't in any hurry to watch this particular one anyway - if anything, it was a pity-buying as it had been sitting at the start of the shelf of CeX's 50p section for a month by the time - and I've probably had it for two months since, but I finally got around to watching it. Now, I had mixed feelings going into this - I love Spitting Image with all my heart and while this was another of the very niche selection of satire sketch shows the designs and apparent crudeness really put me off. However, watching it, I can say these are remarkably good. Yes, the show is much cruder than Spitting Image ever was but the sheer absurdity of most of the satires made this feel welcome perfectly. Furthermore the voice talent, as is expected, is brilliant, and even the animation grows on you after a while. If you're more interested in just having a laugh at the 2000s celebrities than having jokes based on current affairs, then this is your show, but the more political-oriented viewers would much prefer Spitting Image. 8/10, highly entertaining.
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Doctor Who: Sleep No More (2015)
Season 9, Episode 9
10/10
The Most Underappreciated New Who Episode Ever
30 August 2019
Warning: Spoilers
The main problems I see argued when this story is criticized are the plot, the acting and the camerawork. Let's take a look at each of these.

Firstly, getting it out of the way quickly, the camerawork. Really? Criticizing camerawork on a found-footage story? Just think about that.

Secondly, again to get it out of the way quickly, the acting - the found-footage element meant the characters had much more colloquial acting than the norm found in Doctor Who and works perfectly fine in context. Focusing on one actor in particular, Shearsmith plays a brilliant character, with both of his reveals as a twist-villain and, ultimately, a sandman feeling perfectly surprising with his slightly holier-than-thou attitude before getting to know the crew and his almost apologetic attitude in the tapes which would make sense considering what he would have been through were that actually him as we knew him before the reveal he would be like that.

Now, the juicy part. The plot. People rag on this episode for plot holes, and to this I have two things to say: 1) all the best New Who plots have holes in them (Blink being the main example of this) and 2) nothing in this episode is so egregious as to draw out your investment. The plot has been described by many as boring. That's simply because you're not watching it properly. Overall the episode has an absolutely brilliant atmosphere, with dark corridors and sinister futuristic tech that got the better end of Under The Lake/Before The Flood's endless hospital-white or whatever The End Of The World tried to do, and it perfectly compliments the slowly unraveling plot that people called tedious because they didn't follow along well enough. The hints are enough to make you want to keep watching. The 'survivability' bar, the fact Rassmussen has a camera feed without having a camera, 'Do you ever get the feeling we're being watched?' - it is very engaging to those who notice. Along with some surprisingly good comedy at times and the play on the found-footage ploy by having 'nothing' to take the footage - this is all a very entertaining, very intelligent and very underappreciated story. Hell, they even make you feel for the grunt. 10/10, exceptional.
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