Mark Twain Quotes
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is
putting on its
s
hoes
.
Agains
t the as
s
ault of laughter nothing can s
tand.Always
do right. This
will
gratify s
ome people and as
tonis
h the res
t.Be careful in your dres
s
if you will, but
keep a tidy s
oul.Better a broken promis
e than none at all.By trying we can eas
ily
endure advers
ity. Another man’s
, I mean.Clothes
make the man. Naked people have
little or no influence on s
ociety.
ggggggggggggCourage is
res
is
tance to fear, mas
tery of fear, not abs
ence of fear.
Education cons
is
ts
mainly of what we have unlearned.Everything has
its
limit – iron
ore cannot be educated into gold.Familiarity breeds
contempt – and children.Few
things
are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.He is
now
ris
ing from affluence to poverty.He is
us
eles
s
on top of the ground; he ought to be
under it, ins
piring the cabbages
.Hones
ty is
the bes
t policy – when there is
money
in it.I have made a rule never to s
moke more than one cigar at a time.In the firs
t
place, God made idiots
. That was
for practice. Then he made s
chool boards
.It is
better to des
erve honors
and not have them than to have them and not des
erve them.
Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human s
oul.Man – a
creature made at the end of the week’s
work when God was
tired.Man is
the only
creature that blus
hes
– or needs
to.Man was
made at the end of the week’s
work when
God was
tired.Man will do many things
to get hims
elf loved, he will do all things
to get hims
elf envied.Many a s
mall thing has
been made large by the right kind of
advertis
ing.Martyrdom covers
a multitude of s
ins
.Neces
s
ity is
the mother of taking
chances
.Nothing s
o needs
reforming as
other people’s
habits
.One of the mos
t
s
triking differences
between a cat and a lie is
that a cat has
only nine lives
.
Principles
have no real force except when one is
well-fed.Pros
perity is
the bes
t
protector of principle.Such is
the human race, often it s
eems
a pity that Noah…
didn’t mis
s
the boat.Suppos
e you were an idiot, and s
uppos
e you were a member of
Congres
s
; but I repeat mys
elf.The more things
are forbidden, the more popular they
become.The reports
of my death have been greatly exaggerated.The s
ecret s
ource of
humor is
not joy but s
orrow; there is
no humor in Heaven.The very ink with which
all his
tory is
written is
merely fluid prejudice.There are s
everal good protections
agains
t temptation, but the s
ures
t is
cowardice.There is
no s
adder s
ight than a
young pes
s
imis
t.Thunder is
good, thunder is
impres
s
ive; but it is
lightning that
does
all the work.To be good is
noble; but to s
how others
how to be good is
nobler
and no trouble.Truth is
the mos
t valuable thing we have. Let us
economize it.When
angry, count to four; when very angry, s
wear.When in doubt, tell the truth.When
red-haired people are above a certain s
ocial grade, their hair is
auburn.When we
remember we are all mad, the mys
teries
dis
appear and life s
tands
explained.When you
fis
h for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.Wrinkles
s
hould merely indicate
where s
miles
have been.
