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ROMANTIC COMANDO
t e x t # 1
it’s stormy... wish
you were here to
cuddle under a
fluffy blanket and
watch a Rambo
movie
T his is a great text to send to a girl you’re seeing, or
have in a “holding pattern” (i.e., a girl you’re trying
to meet up with, but logistics are screwing you). It’s ro-
mantic, sweet but also manly as Chuck Norris in a vat of
testosterone. Be Prince Charming, while keeping your
manly dignity.

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creepy scooter guy

t e x t # 2
Just saw an old
man on a scooter
w/ kneepads check-
ing out babe. Made
my morning
I must confess, this text was inspired by a Tweet I wrote.
(See, this is why it pays to follow us on Twitter!) A
great text to send to warm up any girl you’re trying to
meet up with. It’s random, not try-hard, and hilarious.

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, DON’T HATE
t e x t # 3
DON’T HATE

ometimes minimalism pays. You don’t want to be

the guy composing DBQ essays on text, making it
offensively obvious you’re trying to impress her. In-
stead, ping her objections with 2 simple words: “Don’t
hate.” This text can fit almost any situation and always
addresses the issue at hand: her not hating on you.

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Aristocrat
t e x t # 4
In the penhouse,
listening to
Mozart, sipping
aged Scotch,
thinking of
you.
Iborrowed the idea for this text from someone’s blog
because it’s pure genius. Like the “Romantic Comman-
do” it allows you to be “sweet and caring” while also
being “awesome and fucking awesome.” The obvious
satire counterbalances the affection of the message.

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Y O U R
LADY’S NIGHT
t e x t # 5
Monday nights are
margarita nights!
I know the best
spot... free later?

O ne of the best ways to get women out on dates is

by hyping up (in a fun way) the activity you’re pro-
posing. A great way to do that on text (without coming
across like a complete douche) is by pairing whatever
activity you plan on doing with whatever night you plan on
doing it, and then designating it “__(day of the week)__
is _(activity)__ night.” So, for example, if you want to take
her out for sushi on a Wednesday, you’d text, “Wednes-
day is sushi night! (bring your own chopsticks...)”

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JEDI MIND-TRICK PHRASE

t e x t # 6
let’s do an evening
of good tapas
and better
conversation...
will be fun --
let me kno :]
I can’t explain why this works, but you just have to trust
me. My buddy Chris “stumbled” on a text whose ef-
fectiveness is almost fabled. For whatever reason, add-
ing the phrase “Will be fun– let me know :]” to the end
of a text almost always gets a response. Don’t take my
word for it, try it. Like right now.

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Scrolling Nostalgia
t e x t # 7
Wow Amanda was
just scrolling thru
my phone and real-
ized it’s tragedic
we never met up.
Let’s change that...
I f you have numbers in your phone from girls you met
months ago, but who flaked on you, trying the old
“scrolling nostalgia” trick may finally trigger your long-
awaited reunion. The premise is pretty self-explanato-
ry, just type, hit send, and hope for the best. Nothing to
lose and everything to gain.

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IF BY ‘X’ YOU MEAN ‘Y’ FLIP

t e x t # 8
If by ‘being
weird’ you mean
‘boyishly charm-
ing’ than you’re
right : ] you know
me so well already
T his is the best way to ping any stupid comment or
insult from a girl. You simply answer with an agree-
ment (i.e., “If by (insult)“) and then say something sex-
ual or absurd (i.e., “You mean (awesome)”). So it’s: “If
by X, you mean Y.” This is an excellent way to avoid
sidetracked by a smart ass remark or barb.

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, BABY MAKER

love child?
t

t e x t # 9
What are your
feeling on having a
h e

onestly, one of the best texts of all time–especially

when it comes to getting girls to de-flake. This text
has it all: brevity, humor, role-playing, and a sexual un-
dertone. This is the sort of text that won’t just get a re-
sponse…it’ll get girls to stop in their tracks and either
laugh out loud or delete your number. (Hey, big risk,
big reward.)

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,
NO-B.S. MATCHMAKER
t

t e x t # 1 0
drinks? Later?
h e

inally, this brings us to what I consider the “best text

of all time”…which, coincidently, is the simplest text
of all time: “Drinks? Later?” Let me reiterate: texting is
only a means to get a meet-up or date. Sure, other texts
in this report above may be funnier, wittier, or more
elaborate than 2 simple words; but it doesn’t mean
those texts are better. Sometimes keeping it short,
simple, and to the point is all you need to do to get the
date. So why do anything more?

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PLAYFUL INVITE
t e x t # 1 1
Watching Tron on
Netflix tonight and
need a cute nerdy
girl to watch it
with...know any?
A big part of texting girls is learning how to give a com-
pliment or invite without coming off like a chump.
Saying flattering things—but in interesting ways—does
exactly that. This text is a perfect example of that. By
playfully inviting a girl to a movie, calling her “cute” and
“nerdy,” and then flirtatiously negating the invitation
by adding, “Know any?” keeps things fun and flirty (as
long as she’s smart enough to realize you’re teasing).

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unpredictable badass
t e x t # 1 2
Got a busy week-
end...Gonna smokE
crack, steal cars,
freestyle on a mix-
tape, and bake Maca-
damia Nut cookies
O ne of the worst things a guy can do on text is become
too predictable. So be sure to mix it up once in a while.
If a girl asks about your weekend plans, giving the “seri-
ous” answer (i.e., predictable answer) is usually the bor-
ing answer. Try answering with some absurdit (like The
Unpredictable badass) to re-spark the excitement.

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LOVESICK ROMANTIC
t e x t # 1 3
I’d makeout with
you even if it
meant I’d get the
ebola virus
T elling girls you think they’re hot, and that you’re in-
terested in them sexually, is how you stay out of
the friend zone. Unfortunately it’s also how to be really
creepy. Therefore, there’s certainly an “art” to express-
ing sexual interest. In fact, sexual tension is all about
balancing sexual interest with humor and personality.
This text shows sexual interest while also keeping it hu-
morous. And a little gross.

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BAIT AND PITCH

t e x t # 1 4
can’t say over
text...that’s a tale
best told over a
glass of wine...
what you doing
later?
E veryone wants to hear a secret (it’s human nature).
It’s also human nature to want closure to an “open
loop”, which a statement or situation that leaves you
wanting to know more. If you something about you
piques a woman’s curosity and she asks for more infor-
mation, don’t tell over text! Save it for a date! And to
ensure you get the date, use her curosity as “bait”. This
text is exactly that: date bait.

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TOP OF THE MORNING

t e x t # 1 5
after you left last
night a grabby cou-
gar molested me...
fun meeting you tho
--Rob, that dashing
lad from tonic
S ometimes the most important text you send is the
first text. For a long time I struggled with this, ei-
ther texting too much or too little, too serious or too
bizarre. Finally I stumbled on a text that always seems
to get a good response, without making it seem like
I’m trying too hard. This text says it all: cougars, wild-
ness, the place where you met, your name, and even
one of those little emoticons. This text rarely doesn’t
get a response—even from girls who might not even
remember you.

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First Impressions
t e x t # 1 6
just got here...
look for the 450
pound guy w/ a
bushel of flowers
singing love bal-
lads with Mexican
string quartet

W henever you’re sending a text, you might as well

send something that will work for you later.
Therefore, if I get a date venue before a girl, I don’t just
text, “Here”. I try to spice things and text something
we can immediately joke about when she shows up. By
describing myself in a way so obviously not me, I set
up a flirty dynamic before the date even begins. It’s a
great way to start a night.

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COUPLE COMPLIMENT
t e x t # 1 7
our babies would
be ridiculously
good looking...like
little zoolanders!

A s I said before, one the best texting skills a man

can learn is the ability to give compliments without
coming off weird or creepy. Most guys tell girls they’re
hot or beautiful or some permutation of the two. It’s
much better, however, to complement as a COUPLE—
or, in other words, make a cocky statement about your-
self while also giving her a compliment. My favorite way
to do this is by commenting on how good looking your
future children will be. When you tell her you want to
have Zoolander babies with her, you’re not only telling
her she’s hot and you’re hot, but you’re also implying
you’re going to have sex—all while you keep it funny
and relevant to pop culture. Win, win, win..

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“Throwback” date
t e x t # 1 8
Let’s do the old
fashioned thing...
I’m thinking good
wine, better con-
versation, at the
best time: 8:32pm
T hese days, people really over-think dating. If you
think dating is complicated for a dude, it’s equally
complicated for women. Therefore, do everyone a fa-
vor and suggest something old fashioned…like a drink.
Keeping these simple is not only a great text strategy—
it’s also a great way to procure a date..

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HEY MISS D.J.
t e x t # 1 9
slow day at
work...recommend
a good song I can
illegally download
...I’m feeling a bit
gangsta
S ometimes you just need a text to keep the ball in
the air. When I used to work in an office, I’d sit in my
cubicle texting babes all day. Usually I’d just use text to
set up meet ups or manage girls I was seeing, but oc-
casionally I’d just send a text to keep things alive with
girls I was working on. Asking a girl for a song recom-
mendation is a great way to get to know her while not
asking boring interview-style questions like, “What kind
of music do you like?” Get a gangsta recommendation
from a hot girl in your phone…like right now.

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JAWS AS YOUR WINGMAN
t e x t # 2 0
shark week’s over.
finally safe to go
out. what you
doing later?

ometimes your best bet when texting is to go with

the absurd. These sorts of texts are especially good
when you’re getting lackluster responses or no re-
sponses at all. While it’s a hit-or-miss move, if a girl has
a special place in her heart for sharks, you just may be
able to rekindle things with the Jaws text.

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