Honestly, I didn't care much for the first season, so I didn't bother with the second.
He was 100% into fasting with her until he understood that meant he couldn't eat.
The child’s favorite Christmas gift was the large box her father’s lawnmower came in.
The view from the lighthouse excited even the most seasoned traveler.
After fighting off the alligator, Brian still had to face the anaconda.
Tomorrow will bring something new, so leave today as a memory.
He wondered if she would appreciate his toenail collection.
He invested some skill points in Charisma and Strength.
They did nothing as the raccoon attacked the lady’s bag of food.
I ate a sock because people on the Internet told me to.
She says she has the ability to hear the soundtrack of your life.
Most shark attacks occur about 10 feet from the beach since that's where the people are.
The tears of a clown make my lipstick run, but my shower cap is still intact.
I love eating toasted cheese and tuna sandwiches.
Swim at your own risk was taken as a challenge for the group of Kansas City college students.
After coating myself in vegetable oil I found my success rate skyrocketed.
He realized there had been several deaths on this road, but his concern rose when he saw the exact
number.
She did her best to help him.
It must be five o'clock somewhere.
The tart lemonade quenched her thirst, but not her longing.
It didn't make sense unless you had the power to eat colors.
We need to rent a room for our party.
The knives were out and she was sharpening hers.
A good example of a useful vegetable is medicinal rhubarb.
He had reached the point where he was paranoid about being paranoid.
The bird had a belief that it was really a groundhog.
Lets all be unique together until we realise we are all the same.
Green should have smelled more tranquil, but somehow it just tasted rotten.
A dead duck doesn't fly backward.
Tuesdays are free if you bring a gnome costume.
She looked at the masterpiece hanging in the museum but all she could think is that her five-year-old
could do better.
They wandered into a strange Tiki bar on the edge of the small beach town.
Pantyhose and heels are an interesting choice of attire for the beach.
Some bathing suits just shouldn’t be worn by some people.
I am counting my calories, yet I really want dessert.
There are few things better in life than a slice of pie.
Garlic ice-cream was her favorite.
His thought process was on so many levels that he gave himself a phobia of heights.
I would be delighted if the sea were full of cucumber juice.
I honestly find her about as intimidating as a basket of kittens.
He never understood why what, when, and where left out who.
He took one look at what was under the table and noped the hell out of there.
He didn’t want to go to the dentist, yet he went anyway.
Thirty years later, she still thought it was okay to put the toilet paper roll under rather than over.
The fish dreamed of escaping the fishbowl and into the toilet where he saw his friend go.
Everybody should read Chaucer to improve their everyday vocabulary.
The hawk didn’t understand why the ground squirrels didn’t want to be his friend.
As time wore on, simple dog commands turned into full paragraphs explaining why the dog couldn’t do
something.
Joe discovered that traffic cones make excellent megaphones.
