PROPER NOUNS Ella Mae (Saeson), Ella Fitzgerald, Ella Luansing – state of feeling horny

Eva Kalaw – evak

Ace Sanchez – atop sa balay Felix Bakat – bakat ang birdie (sa brief or pants)

Aglipay – ugly Pinay ( jowang pokpok na chaka ng mayaman na foreigner ) Girlie Rodis – babae

Ana, Anaconda – ahas, traidor Givenchy – give, pahingi

Anita Linda, Aida – A.I.D.S. Halls – tsupa

Ate Vangie – gamot pampatulog (Ativan Gang) Indiana Jones – hindi sumipot

Ate Vi – atrebida Janjalani, Pocahontas – bakla na palaging late o indyanera

Backstreet Boys – cute guys sa likuran mo Jennilyn (Mercado) – cheap, chaka

Bayombong, Nueva Viscaya – masturbate Joana Paras – asawa

Bebang, Mayta – maid Julanis Morisette, Reyna Elena – umuulan

Blusang Itim – mga bakla na gumanda nang maayusan sa parlor Julie Andrews – mahuli

Cathy Santillan, Kate Gomez, Cathy Mora, Cathy Dennis – makati, malibog Kelvinator, Kelvina – babaeng mataba, sinlaki ng refrigirator

Chabelita – chubby Leticia Ramos Shahani – shabu

Chanda Romero – tummy (ang laki ng Chanda Romero nung pulis) / an old woman Lilet – bading na bagets

Chiquito – maliit Lucita Soriano – loss na, sorry pa

Churchill – sosyal Lucrecia Kasilag – baliw

Crayola Khomeni – iyak Luz Clarita, Luz Clarita, Luz Valdez – talo, loss ang beauty

Dakota Harrison P! laza – malaki birdie Maharlika, Mahalia Jackson – mahal

Debbie Gibson – give Miss Nigeria – negra

Duty Free – maliit ang nota Murriah Carey, Morayta – mura

Nora Daza – magluto bigalou – big

Oprah Winfrey, O.P.M. – oh, promise me, pangako, utang biway, chopopo, guash – gwapo

Phil Collins – Philcoa bongga, bonggakea – super to the max

Purita Kalaw Ledesma, Purita Kashiwara, Pureta Malaviga – poor, dukha borta – malaki katawan

Rica Paralejo, Nina Ricci – mayaman boyband – lalaking sintaba ng baboy

Rita Gomez – naiirita buya – nakakahiya

Ruffa – laklak chaka, chuckie, shonget, ma-kyonget, chapter, jupang-pang – ugly

Siete Pecados – tsismosa cheapangga, chipipay – cheap, ka-cheapan

Thunder Cats – gurang chipipay – cheap

Tom Jones, Tommy Lee Jones – gutom chopopo – gwapo

Uranus – puwet conalei – baklush

Washington D.C. – wala daki – dako

X-Men – mga dating lalaki dites – dito

Yayo Aguila – dyahe doonek – doon

Zsa Zsa Padilla – o siya, sige! effem – halatang bakla

emena gushung – malanding semenarista

ADJECTIVES & ADVERBS fayatollah kumenis – payat

48 years – sobrang tagal ganda lang – for free

antibiotic – antipatika ganders – maganda

balaj, valaj – balahura intonses – sira, wasak

bella – boba jongoloids – bobo

jowa, jowabelles, jowabella – karelasyon, boyfriend o girlfriend sangkatuts – marami, isang katutak

jutay, juts – maliit shala – sosyal

kabog, loss – talo! shogal – matagal

katagalugan – matagal shokot, bokot – takot

katol – mukhang katulong shonga, shongaers, planggana – *****

kirara – pangit / maitim shonga-shonga – *****-*****

klapeypey-klapeypey – pumalakpak shonget, makyonget – ugly

krang-krang – hungry (same as Tom Jones) shontis – buntis

krung-krung – sira ulo, baliw sudems – never

lulu, tungril, tetetet – lesbian tamalis – tamad

mahogany, mashumers, ugmas – mabaho urky – nakakaloka

majubis – mataba / gusgusin warla – loka-loka, nawawala sa sarili, nababaliw

matod – magnanakaw wasok – contraction ng “wasak pag pasok”

nakakalurky – nakaka-shock, nakaka-takot wiz, waz – wala!

neuro – napaisip bigla, mind-boggler wrangler, thunder(s), tanders, majonders – matanda

oblation – walang saplot

otoko – lalakeng lalaki NOUNS, PRONOUNS AND PREPOSITIONS

pamin, paminta, pamentos, pamenthol – discreet gay guy adez, andabelz, adesa, anda, ka-andahan, andalucia – pera

pinkalou – pink akesh, akembang – ako

pranella – praning badet, dinga, dingalou – bading

quality control – maganda ang quality berru – beer

borlog – tulog, power nap jipamy – jeep

bottomesa, bottones – a bottom jowa, jowawis – lover, boy/girlfriend

bufra – boyfriend jubelita – vaklita, batang bading

carrou, carosa – car kat-kat – sosyal na tawag sa katulong

cheese – chismis katol, chimay – katulong

chimi, chimini, chimi-aa, chimini-aa – maid kyota – bata

constru – construction worker kyotatalet – sanggol

daot – ahas, traitor likil, mentos, future – lalaki

ditey, ditich, ditraks – dito merlat, melat, bilat, mujer – babae

feelanga – crush nota, notes – penis

fiampey – singit, birdie, flower pa-uring – a bottom

garapata – vaklush na punggok na majubis performance artist – mahilig mag-inarte

gardini – security guard potato queen – chink for chinks

oishi – shabu red alert – menstruation

gulay, pechay, bilatch, tahong – babae rice queen – chink folks who go for white guys (?)

hada – oral gay sex colbam, sholbam – callboy

hammer – pakonyo effect sa mga prosti or callboy, “pokpok” sholbug – na daig

havana – mahabang mukha shulupi – pulubi

hipon – maganda ang katawan pero panget shumod, shumodity – tams

itich, itechlavu – ito suba, bugarou – cigarette

itich-me-how – birdie
success story – babae/lalaki na mukhang katulong na may lover na foreigner na junakis – anak
masalapi
chaka, chapter – panget
katuray – baklang mukhang katulong na mataray
daku, dakila – malaki
tayelz – tayo
booblang, bobonicles – mahina ang ulo
variables – barya, coins
kimiladoo – kunwari lang
wigwam – wig
plastikada – plastic

bagelya – bag
pandagdag lng…
afam,mering = foreigner
a,anda,kuray, =pera
joga boobey = boobs
lapz,lapangga,lapang = kain
silikonada = baklang may boobs
notes,noting,nota = alam nyo na yun
warla = away
ana bet = ayaw ko, di ko feel
bona,bobonikles = bobo
sunshine dizon = umaga na
b.y, = gwapo
nomo,mamam = inuman
omz,ombaw,lulu = boys
borgy manotoc = maraming pimples
bilat,kilatra = babae
chanel = una na ko
erna = poo poo hehe
mudra = mama
suba = yosi
pudra = tatay
durables = mura
shupatid,jupiter = kapatid
mahalia jackson, makimils = mahal
julalay – alalay
stuts = states u.s
manilyn reynes – pera/ulan
aida = aids
julalay – alalay everloo -forever

manilyn reynes – pera/ulan yamey – means mamaya

junakis – anak ramsey – means pahiram o pautang

flangak, planggana, flatch, flat shoes – tama, korek kasbum – means bukas

chaka, chapter – panget kadley – means maglakad

daku, dakila – malaki chamita – means pangit

booblang, bobonicles – mahina ang ulo portugal – means ang tagal, matagal

kimiladoo – kunwari lang nagmamaasim – nagmamaganda

plastikada – plastic eksenadora – gumagawa ng exena

bagelya – bag ferlie – bl*w job

okray -nasira lafyok – kain or torrid kiss

imbyerna – nainis ate madeska – madaldal

jutay -maliit ate matet – malapad noo

jowa -bf ate lucky – malaki ilong

luzvaldez -natalo ate nancy – nonsense

lukring -lukaluka ate gina – gumagawa ng kwento

lafang -kumain pangat sa ubas, pasok sa banga- exactly, korek

toyota -may sumpong duty free, dyutay – maliit and tootoot ng mga boys

Shonga -stupid wersu – boobs

eclavu -my love werlog – balls / itlog ng boy. (hihihi)

echos -whatever notes, notakels – guys genitals

sa trulilty – sa totoo lang

tusha – s3x BUBUKA ANG BULAKLAK

kebla, kebz – malaki ang notes..wehhe

wizel, wit – hindi Bubukesh ang floweret

atashi – ako jojosok ang reynabelz

anda, ades – pera shochurva ng chacha

francine prieto, pransya – may toyo o may sayad sa utak..wehhe pa jembot jembot fah

epek lang, keri lang – means ok lang

cryola – iyak boom tiyayavush

erklip – tulog tiyayavush chenes

ikura – magkano boom tiyayavush

embey, emberika – galit or inis tiyayavush chenes

touch mobile – nahawakan ______________________________

chipangga – cheap

thundercats -matanda *PEN PEN DE SARAHPEN

makiyawti -mabaho

pokish – slutty Pen pen de chorvaloo

bonamin – anal s3x de kemerloo de eklavoo

biogesic -mast*rbate hao hao de chenelyn

insekyora -inggitera, insecure de ba yutech

si friti dapat iipit jisa

goldness-filak krolawa

chumochorva shotlo

sa tabi ng chenes kyopat

jima

shoyang fula kyonim

talong na fula nyitoert

shoyang fute walochi

talong na mapute syamert

krompu

chuk chak chenes

namo uz ek mga beki

______________________________ andetrax na si atashi

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*TAGU-TAGUAN

*AKO AY MAY ALAGA

Shogu-shoguan

ning ning galore ng buwan aketch may nyologa

pag-counting ng krompu solang majuba

naka shogu na kayey juntot ay majoba

majinis ang nyukha

 *INDIAN PANA

halgay niya aketch

halgay ko rin siyasi indian shona

kaya mekey mudwa shoshona-shona

laging magkajoma shotlong jitlog

______________________________ jojolog jolog

*SAMPUNG MGA DALIRI indian jona

jojona-jona

jompung mga joliri shotlong jitlog

jomay at tiil jojolog jolog

joluwang jenga ______________________________

joluwang tameyk

jilong na magandich *BAHAY KUBO

majijiit ng ngipin valer kuberch

majurap ilafez kahit jutay

jilang majiit nagjojobing ang julamantrax dochi

wag kang magjijinungaling ay anek anek

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nyongkamas at nyutring
nyogarilyas at kipey

nyitaw, nyotaw jutani shoyang lang ang adeks

pang buysung ng lobing

kundol, jutola nyuti pa pang lafez

jupo’t jolabastrax nyomusog pa akez

at mega join join pa

jubanox, nyustasa Kembot na

nyobuyas, nyomatis

nyowang at luyax Umaaura ang snowbelles shunayt

Wiz ko keri ang lamig

at around the keme ay Shumushogo sa aking closet

fulness ng linga Kumekemeng Ms. U rin

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Chumacharot na maharot aketch inside

*AKO AY MAY LOBO Wit ko na ma-keep, bet ko nang magfly

akez ay may lobing Anetch man ang i-say nila

nag flysung sa heaven Keber lang, i-push mo lang 'yan teh

wiz ko na na sighting Wit nang magpaka-paminta

nyomutok na palerz I-spluk mo na...

Kembot na, kembot na Kembot na, kembot na

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Wiz ko care Ditey I'll stand

Sa chismax nila Dites mag stay

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Keri ng powers kong rumeach sa heavenly

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Jutay from far away Umeepek ng bonggels ang crystal chuchu

Dating mga shumokot Chinorva ko na yiz,

Hanggang look nalang ngayiz Waley ng keme pa

Joras nang makipagwarla Kembot na, kembot na

Ay hangtaray na ng lola moh Searching na akiz ng jowa

Unkabogable na aketch Kembot na, kembot na

Proud beki na aketch

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Ditey I'll stand

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