1.
Last Friday I saw a spotted striped blue worm
shake hands with a legless lizard.
2. He walked into the basement with the horror movie
from the night before playing in his head.
3. He wore the surgical mask in public not to keep
from catching a virus, but to keep people away
from him.
4. They're playing the piano while flying in the plane.
5. I am happy to take your donation; any amount will
be greatly appreciated.
6. 100 years old is such a young age if you happen to
be a bristlecone pine.
7. The fact that there's a stairway to heaven and a
highway to hell explains life well.
8. I always dreamed about being stranded on a desert
island until it actually happened.
9. He watched the dancing piglets with panda bear
tummies in the swimming pool.
10. She couldn't decide of the glass was half empty or
half full so she drank it.
11. As you consider all the possible ways to improve
yourself and the world, you notice John Travolta
seems fairly unhappy.
12. She tilted her head back and let whip cream stream
into her mouth while taking a bath.
13. Car safety systems have come a long way, but he
was out to prove they could be outsmarted.
14. Erin accidentally created a new universe.
15. I never knew what hardship looked like until it
started raining bowling balls.
16. It didn't take long for Gary to detect the robbers
were amateurs.
17. Malls are great places to shop; I can find
everything I need under one roof.
18. The furnace repairman indicated the heating
system was acting as an air conditioner.
19. I hear that Nancy is very pretty.
20. He decided to count all the sand on the beach as a
hobby.
21. It was obvious she was hot, sweaty, and tired.
22. Traveling became almost extinct during the
pandemic.
23. Swim at your own risk was taken as a challenge for
the group of Kansas City college students.
24. The river stole the gods.
25. Giving directions that the mountains are to the west
only works when you can see them.
26. Poison ivy grew through the fence they said was
impenetrable.
27. Please wait outside of the house.
28. She did her best to help him.
29. He found a leprechaun in his walnut shell.
30. She learned that water bottles are no longer just to
hold liquid, but they're also status symbols.
31. Warm beer on a cold day isn't my idea of fun.
32. Stop waiting for exceptional things to just happen.
33. He wondered if it could be called a beach if there
was no sand.
34. She was the type of girl who wanted to live in a
pink house.
35. I purchased a baby clown from the Russian
terrorist black market.
36. I love bacon, beer, birds, and baboons.
37. Buried deep in the snow, he hoped his batteries
were fresh in his avalanche beacon.
38. Henry couldn't decide if he was an auto mechanic
or a priest.
39. I've always wanted to go to Tajikistan, but my cat
would miss me.
40. He's in a boy band which doesn't make much sense
for a snake.
41. The Japanese yen for commerce is still well-known.
42. Charles ate the french fries knowing they would be
his last meal.
43. The lyrics of the song sounded like fingernails on a
chalkboard.
44. They desperately needed another drummer since
the current one only knew how to play bongos.
45. It must be five o'clock somewhere.
46. If you don't like toenails, you probably shouldn't
look at your feet.
47. He was an introvert that extroverts seemed to love.
48. He found the end of the rainbow and was surprised
at what he found there.
49. That must be the tenth time I've been arrested for
selling deep-fried cigars.
