Corey and Oats in..
Corey and Oats VS Nagginatrix
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Everyone’s favorite duo helped their owner/friend Mel on many adventures, one
day Mel while she was in her house in Nile Road with the lovable duo she was
looking up her work on Deviantart Universe when a nasty post titled ‘Mel is an
asshole for attacking new users’ from a user named Madam Naginatrix, Nagatrix
was a user who had an issue with Mel for attacking a new user when said new
user had no redeeming qualities.
There was nothing in the user’s gallery and they posted comments on
Werebelushi’s rant on new users calling him a basement dwelling loser. Which
irked Mel and so she along with Corey and Oats used their powers to go inside
the computer and into the Deviantart realm.
When they arrived in the deviantart universe realm they headed into the lair of
Nagginatrix, in there they saw her…’Ah yes, my plan to get back at that stupid
koala for attacking new user characters is underway. I am going to show
everyone a screenshot of a conversation from last year and then mention
another stupid convention I had from two freaking years ago and accuse her of
being a groomer.’ ‘It is a most delightful plan that cannot positively go wrong.’
“Think again, Nagginatrix!”
“Yeah, we heard the whole thing.”
‘You heard my plan?’ ‘Yes, we did. You should know that using a new account to
harass someone is against the rules, having your friends kiss your ass is not
going to save you from the admins, hate art of any kind especially against other
users, is against the rules.’ ‘Rules, schmules, you're a creep and I will convince
everyone to turn against you because i’m just THAT generic villain, I am a
generic villain with no original personality traits!’
‘And we are her generic ass-kissing minions’. ‘Exactly, but still villains are villains
and need to be punished. Secondly, roleplaying is not real, how can you honestly
think that roleplay in which the context is two characters in a curse scenery
where one is evil or turned evil and turns another character of the opposite sex
evil to be grooming? Are you delusional or something?’
‘I admit it, I did make that up.’ ‘Good, but you still must learn a lesson.’ ‘Never!
Get him, Asskisser Squad!’ Nagginatrix attempted to send her ass-kisser squad
(a group of thugs that were discount versions of anime characters) after Mel but
Mel stopped them with her magic.
Corey and Oats used their powers to stop them as well…and Mel used her magic
to transform some of them into grotesque monsters that were parodies of
themselves including ones that looked like mutant babies. ‘This is what I picture
in my mind when I see you.’
Nagginatrix sent her ‘New User Attack Bots’ after the duo…’Your stories are
amateur revenge-porn’ ‘Imagine being so stupid you do a revenge fic about a
user who made a post about you ages ago.’ ‘You are going to be a basement
dwelling loser who does nothing but eat like a hog, you will be crying behind your
glasses with Cheeto crumbs on your fingers.’
Corey however did not like this…’You new user attack bots are all the same, no
content of your own to share, not even any favorites, just harassment comments,
made towards other people. You have no purpose. You have no purpose other
than to serve as a conduit for hatred, a mindless attack bot with no purpose.’ ‘Nu
purpose, no purpose…does not compute, does not compute.’
All of the New User Attack Bots exploded upon realization they had no purpose
other than to be used as conduits for abusive comments, and the duo managed
to make their way over to Nagginatrix and they used her own tactics against her,
they took videos of her confessing she liked humiliating other users by shaming
them. And that got all of her supporters to isolate themselves from her.
‘Nooooooo! Foiled again!’’ ‘’You should have known that you can’t spread rumors
about other people especially if said person didn’t do anything to you!’ ‘I am sorry,
I know that now, it’s just being a generic villain doesn’t give me any free reign to
improve as a character and my creator created me to represent your typical
corrupt reddit mod.’
‘You still are in trouble, for treating me horribly just for trying to defend myself
against new accounts, you are grounded until transformations stop using mind
changes in them and while you are grounded you will eat nothing but lumpy
potatoes, like in Vyond videos, for every meal.’ ‘Okay that seems a bit unfair.’
‘The way you treated me wasn’t fair either, so you honestly deserve this, oh and
if you cry like a motorcar I will make you into one and make a subreddit post on a
crappy subreddit about it.’
Mel called the Deviantart Authorities and the authorities arrived and took
Nagginatrix away, she was taken away and locked up in the prison dimension
where she was taken into a cell where she was made the wife of a rhino-man
and she was transformed from her usual appearance into a plus sized anthro
rhino and impregnated by the rhino-man.
The duo left with Mel, going through the exit of the lair and going to have lunch at
a cyber cafe, before going back to say goodbye to everyone and jumping through
the computer screen and arriving back at Nile Road just in time for afternoon tea,
they had afternoon tea and relaxed.
An hour later they had dinner and after dinner they relaxed and gathered around
with their friends, they emailed Jill about their adventure and told her how Mel
was bullied by this character, an hour later they had a karaoke session and then
when their day was over they got ready for bed.
Oats put on his pink pajamas as Corey put on his bat pajamas and they brushed
their teeth in the bathroom before heading back into the bedroom, when they
headed back into the bedroom they picked out some friends to snuggle up with
them.
They hopped into bed and snuggled up, Mel cuddled them before turning off the
light and they all drifted off to sleep, having sweet dreams as they did so, and
thus another adventure is over but more adventures are coming.
