Roasting mfs who deserve it

Aiden

Bro how do you say I smell bad when your forehead literally looks like a fucking scatter plot with all those
damn pimples like bro ugh. Oh my God don't get me started on that bowl cut ass hair. like wtf why is it like
that. and why is this kid's only sense of humor just insulting people like get a fucking life Aiden. lil man
cannot be talking about me being weak either with yo 800 pound, built like a gumdrop ahh self and that
absolutely massive forehead. thought he'd be scoring 200 iq plays with that noggin. can prolly fit like three
brains in there. but alas, he scores 640 on his diagnostic. says I smell bad even though I shower every
day yet he doesn't even take the time to wash his mf face. You are the human equivalent of a period
cramp. You bring as much joy to the world as a wet sock. Your face can make an onion cry hell it can
make me cry. my eyesssssssssss 😱

Felipe

bro what who even nicknames themself "flip flop" trying so hard to be quirky like wtf. teacher calling
attendance like

"is there a Felipe?"

"erm actually, its flip flop 🤓"

wish I could just pull a Steven He and throw a flip flop at him. And that lisp that annoying ass lisp. he
thinks hes so funny but he still sounds like a fourth grader.

Srikar

Oh my God this kid is so weird like he kept touching my ass last year. oh and he ACTUALLY smelled bad.
I used to sit next to you bro and I legit had to hold my breath sometimes. ever heard of a shower bud? oh
and his fit oh hell no not his fit. how are you trashing my fit when all you wore was one of those thin ass
adidas shirts and some Costco sweatpants. oh you were talking shit about my hair too like tf. your hair is
a disgrace to society. it had dandruff, looked like a sad French crop, and shit was just hard to look at. all
you are is an egotistical pile of flesh with barely functioning organs and a waste of space. your brain is a
sad mushy blob of gross processed vegan meat. If you were any more inbred, you'd be a sandwich. Your
family tree is literally a circle. But at the end of the day, don't be disappointed in yourself :D that's your
parents' job.

Maya

mf stop side eyeing me 💀

OH I'M GONNA HAVE SOME FUN WITH THIS ONE.. the best from BATB got nothing on you. the ground
shakes as you walk. You have your own gravitational pull. You are the main reason for earthquake drills.
You're the one that tilted the Earth's axis. Your hair is as stiff as your attitude. You identify as a planet.
you literally only speak in brainrot so that's just sad ngl. head so large and hollow your inner voice has an
echo. You're a star! like literally you are so big you will collapse into a black hole. and you so desperate
for attention like shut uppp stop. You are not the main character buddy. I'm also just in awe about how
you're even in advanced choir. legit I can sing better than your toad ass voice. oh and you always looking
at me too like no don't look at me you're lowering my aura by just facing in my direction. looking like one
of those angry squares from Mario 64. looking like the squares from Red Ball 6 hell nooooooo. how do
you consider yourself Korean when you cant even speak it. You're just white. I bet the only music you
listen to is like Fight Song or like Symphony :/ "I just wanna be part of your s-" *backhands you* You're so
loud too like I can hear you from a mile away. what doesn't kill you dissapoints the rest of us 🤷. You
would literally fail a personality test. When you step on the scale it says "one at a time please". The only
race you ever won was the sperm race. I expected nothing from you and yet I'm still disappointed. "weight
a minute" ahh. Burger king final boss ahh. When you get into a car crash, the airbag aint even come out
its just like "you got this fam." Youre the reason we have two gyms... But at the end of the day.. its
night :))

Tarun

I'm just so glad I stabbed you. Your mom (if you have one) wishes the stork left the gift receipt. I've had
bowel movements sexier than you. Your birth control is literally your fit. and you got that long ass
minecraft villager nose. Pinocchio ahh. compensating for something tarun? youll go far someday.. hope
you stay there tho. joking!!!! :DD (If you see this pls don't kill me ilyyy~~ (but your parents never will))