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Beatrix's Act Two Monologue from "Promedy"
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By WadeBradford
This comedic monologue is from Promedy, a teen-age comedy about
Senior Prom, written by Wade Bradford. In this scene, Beatrix confronts
Dante, an arrogant drama-geek who has been chasing after the girl of his
dreams since kindergarten, the lovely cheerleader, Kay Nordstrom. But
once Kay nally falls for Dante, he freaks out and tries to run away.
Fortunately, his friend and ival Beatrix talks some sense into him.
BEATRIX:
Hold it right there, Dante! I've watched you do this all your life, from
kindergarten to the twelth grade. But it's not going to happen tonight. Don't
look at me like that, you know exactly what I'm talking about. Remember
rst grade? The lunchroom. You're walking around begging for a chocolate
chip cookie. "Oh, I'm little Dante and I'm so sad. My mommy packed
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nothing but veggies. Oh l wish I hada cookie. Oh if only!" Here, Dante, I
said kindly, here's a chocolate chip cookie, and what did you say? "I'm not AboutToday
hungry." Flash forward.
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running around and you can't catch a single one. You're desperate, you're
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and say, "Here Dante, I'lIl be it. You can tag me." And you say? "I don't Historyof the Stage
want to tag you. That's too easy." Whatever you can't have, that's what you Reviews
want. That's why you've said you were in love with Kay all these years. You
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knew, deep down that she would never return your affection. And that
made things easy and safe. Every time she ignored you, that meant that
you'd never have to feel anything real. You'd never have to know what it's
like to have someone who wants to be with you, which meant that you
could always be alone. But is that what you want, Dante? Look at her.
You've been chasing Kay like she was some sort of dream. Well... don't
you want it to come true? Wait, why are you looking at me like that?
Promedy is published by Eldridge Plays.
Learn moreabout the play and itsavailability.
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• A Comedic Male Monologue from 'Promedy'
• Short Comedy Monologues for Actresses
• A Comedic Male Monologue from 'Promedy'
• Beatrix's Comedic Monologue from 'Promedy'
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Dante'sRevenge -Comedic Monologue from
"Promedy"
By Wade Bradtord
This comedic monologue is taken from "Promedy." a teen-age comedy 1
about Senior Prom by Wade Bradford. The complete script is available at
EldridgePlays.
