Hankjwimbleton Stories

"I think being on a team would be cool and all but... I prefer to work alone." Name: Keez Age: 26 Height: 5'7" Grunt Type: Normal, Female-Type Just like most of the people in the cruel state of Nevada, Keez was a threat that had to be kept under control. After leaving a street gang and getting fired from her career as a bodyguard, the young grunt decided to apply for a job as a paid mercenary. Despite her being a literal empath and a proclaimed "Mercenary with Morals", she's been able to get the job done. The job paid well and the orders were simple. But how simple will they be when multiple inconvenient coincidences occur on Keez's missions? |[=~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~=]| Characters will most likely be humanized, but not actual humans, just humanized grunts. You know, with human-looking bodies and such. I do not own Madness Combat nor its characters, all of it belongs to Krinkels. The following characters belong to me: Keez Boss Sister Who Mason (List will be updated as time goes on)

This is my book of how my characters interact with those from Madness Combat. At this rate, I will have stories with the following: Harlow X Hank Fern X Sanford Plaguit x Deimos First2Slay x 2BDamned Anesi x Torture(or any Mag Agent) Zerrissenes Verlangen x Tricky Nevilie x The Sheriff The auditor and Jebus will be in here as well but My darling Fiancee has not come up with names for the ones paired with them. It will be a while to wait for those to be named. I will also be putting in OcxOc as well. Them being: Cranium Stabber x Geanderter Zusammenschluss Fat Fang x (Unnamed OC) So please enjoy both cute and wholesomeness within these pages! Thank you!

You are Deimos' little sibling, gifted with intelligence at the age of 6. You've been defending yourself after Deimos disappeared, don't know how to do combat but you taught yourself on building traps incase of invaders. It was just a normal day until you heard a knock on the door, who could it be? (The reader is gender neutral btw) (Madness Combat belongs to Krinkles)

I need my daily hankmos.

Hank x Y/N - Based on MPN arena mode. After learning that "Enmeshing the Mandatus" is a fancy way for feeding yourself to a higher power, the player refuses. This complicates Doc's plans so he sends Hank to deal with Y/N.

#1 MADNESS COMBAT x OC INSERT . ... .. . > MADNESS REPORT #56 : NEW CLONES HAVE BEEN MASS PRODUCED VASTLY. PROGRESS HAS BEEN GOING WELL, UNTIL A MASSACRE RAISED AND MADE MANY FALL. ... .. . > MADNESS REPORT #83 : CLONE PRODUCTION HAS BEGUN ONCE MORE. WITH ENSURED SAFETY PROTOCOLS AND BETTER PROGRAMMING, PRODUCTION HAS GONE SMOOTHLY. ... .. . > MADNESS REPORT #126 : CLONES HAVE GONE ROGUE AND STARTED A STRIKE. DR. H0OF#-(AR BELIEVES IT'S A CODING ERROR IN THE PROGRAM.WE MUST RESTORE THE CODING BEFORE MORE CLONES GO INDEPENDENT. ... .. .

[Temporary story cover. Still gonna draw one] A Sanford x Reader Back pain seems to be getting worse from all that infiltration action previous day, but waking up to your man seemed to bring sunshine in your grey. How could he forgotten you longed the taste of sweet from all the sour, salt and bitter things going on in your life. Btw this is a speed write so it might not turn out good or impactful Originally finished and posted on AO3 on August 17, 2021 Published here on September 6, 2021 Title inspired by the song "Gold Medal Ribbon" by Pierce the Veil on the Misadventures Album :D

Hank J. Wimbleton is usually an absolute madman. But some random person made him fall in love. And he sold Hot Dogs. (Art belongs to Noahasai, all credit for that goes to them.)

This is basically a second version of 2 universes collide, but it's gonna be about sonic and madness combat this time. Yeah, enjoy I guess.

This is an AU story rewritten by me (I kind of accidently created the AU technically ). My youtube account used to be @Kristen Hilario, but it got deleted (I was 15 - 16 at the time) which was a shame. Now looking back, the story was kind of cringely to me, so I'm going to fix it. ^-^ Note: Some of the characters (From the original AU) might not make a return since some of them belong to other commenters, and I don't want to ruin the characters themselves (Made that mistake a long time ago) so I won't be using them for the respect of their owners. If your curious about the original AU, you can copy this link over here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsO9eeMJeIE It should be in the comment section.

While on a mission Hank finds some information that makes him worried about certain people in his life. So he tries to face it alone. But the others are getting worried. (Everyone is probably off-character so have fun with that) (This story is proof I'm a disappointment)

A short Madness Combat fanfic I wrote while tired

Hank J. Wimbleton land's in some weird place and now wants to get some food. So why not at the shitty gas station at the edge of town?

Fallin' through Purgatory makes people think. Like about how they betrayed an entire organization to join forces with the baddest badass in all of Nevada and a tough guy that isn't afraid of fightin' supernatural demons with a meathook. Like I said, makes ya think.

2BDamned, Hank j Wimbleton, Sanford and Deimos celebrate Christmas for the first time, And Hank gets the first present in his life. (Cover art is mine finally YIPPEE!!!)

just some headcanons lmao

I made the story cover Oneshots, but I like the oneshot so much that there's a possibility there would be more parts --- Madness Combat is owned by - Krinkels --- If you don't know what Madness Combat is, it's a uh voilent series and uh yeah --- Characters: Hank J Wimbleton Sanford Deimos 2BDamned/Doc Jebus Tricky/Hoffnar Auditor Phobos Sheriff --- Contains: Ships Maybe some angst Maybe some hurt comfort Maybe some fluff Excludes: Voilence (I'm bad at writing those stuff) --- Make sure to ask permission if you would like to use my story cover #2 on auditor O_O (May 31 2021) #6 on Sanford lol (June 16 2021) #5 on hankjwimbleton lol (Aug 22 2021) Ty for 4k reads J̶e̶s̶u̶s̶ ̶C̶h̶r̶i̶s̶t̶ J E B E D I A H C H R I S T O F F

this contains madness combat characters (w/ ryeyumi), some people I made in my head, some ships, blood (maybe some sussy things aka 13+), the auditor is not quite dead yet, cussing, self-harm, and many grammar mistakes and some art not made by me! Although the things about Ryeyumi aren't cannon (maybe?) So yeah... after the death of the auditor, Nevada goes back to normal but some things are different. Deimos begins to see things and he doesn't trust anyone (not even Sanford) to tell what he sees Hank has died but returns to what he looked like at the beginning (a grunt. Like in madness combat 7). He can't speak or make any sound because of this but he still tries his best to communicate. Jebus tells 2bdammed off because of what 2bdammed did to Hofnarr that made him the way he is now and that made 2bdammed upset and he now sights to kill Jebus. Sanford is worrying about Deimos and soon starts to dream about a person and he thinks that this person has a connection to Deimos. Sanford begins self-harm and maybe suicide to the cause if this. it's been spread out by shieff that a new "grunt" has entered Nevada that has everyone wondering "who is this new guy?" or "what will this new grunt do to Nevada". rye tries her best not to tick everyone off and be careful but thanks to Hank, Sanford, and Deimos's help, she might fit in with the people of Nevada. Will Nevada be fine? Or will their problems corrupt them and bring back the madness to Nevada? Let's see...

everything going on in nevada is really starting to get to the doctor, but a certain mercenary decides to show him he isn't alone.