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Check out some egg puns right now because you can use a smile. 1) Why do so many people love a boiled egg for breakfast? It’s so hard to beat. 2) What do you call an egg who likes to go on Safari? An eggs-plorer. 3) How do chickens stay fit? They eggs-ercise. 4) What was the motivational egg speaker’s slogan? Sunny side up. Please reblog this now and then enjoy more egg jokes at https://humoropedia.com/egg-puns-and-egg-jokes-list/.

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Check out some Uncle Iroh quotes from the Nickelodeon's animated television series Avatar: The Last Airbender. 1) When we hit our lowest point, we are open to the greatest change. 2) Zuko, you must look within yourself to save yourself from your other self. Only then will your true self reveal itself. 3) You must look inwards and ask yourself, who are you and what do you want? 4) No Zuko! Never give in to despair. Allow yourself to slip down that road and you surrender to your lowest instincts! In the darkest times, hope is something you give yourself. That is the meaning of inner strength. 5) Are you so busy fighting you cannot see your own ship has set sail? Please reblog this now and then check out more quotes at https://humoropedia.com/uncle-iroh-quotes-best-avatar-quotes/.

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Smile with some salad puns right now, bro, because life's too short not to smile. 1) My DJ friend took my advice and changed his salad recipe. He dropped the beet. 2) I didn't take the job at the salad bar because the celery was too low. 3) Scientists are saying salads will be a thing of the past. Lettuce romaine calm. 4) I'm carrying a lot of emotional cabbage. 5) The salad won an award for going beyond the kale of duty. Please reblog this now and then check out some salad jokes from the same collection at https://humoropedia.com/salad-puns-n-jokes/.

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Smile with some potato jokes right now, bro, because life's too short not to smile. 1) What do you call a fake potato? An imi-tater. 2) An young man comes to the doctor's office and says he's feeling bad. He has a carrot sticking out of one ear and a potato sticking out of his other ear. The doctor says: "I know what's wrong with you. You're not eating properly." 3) Waitress: "How did you find your steak tonight?" Customer: "I looked next to my potatoes and there it was." Please reblog this now and then check out some potato puns from the same collection at https://humoropedia.com/potato-jokes-n-puns/.

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Smile with some tomato puns right now, bro, because life's too short not to smile. 1) All the vegetables decided to run a marathon. During the race, the red-faced tomato was lagging behind quite a bit. The other vegetables thought that he'll never be able to ketchup with them. 2) What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to his tomato seeds after watering them for the first time? You've been germinated. 3) When the tomato went to the doctor to get his annual health checkup, he asked him: "Please check me thoroughly from my head tomatoes." 4) What did the tomato say to the lettuce? Lettuce be friends. 5) What did the tomato say to the other tomato during a race? Ketchup. Please reblog this now and then check out some tomato jokes from the same collection at https://humoropedia.com/tomato-puns-n-jokes/.

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Smile with some broccoli jokes right now, bro, because life's too short not to smile. 1) What do you get when you cross broccoli and a vampire? Count Broccula. 2) Did you hear about Bruce Lee's vegetarian brother? His name was Brocco Lee. 3) What do you call a scary movie about vegetables? The Broccoli Horror Picture Show. 4) Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks? The salad bar. 5) Broccoli looks into the trunk of his car. He sees an extra tire and exclaims: "Oh! I have a-spar-a-gus!" Please reblog this now and then check out some broccoli puns from the same collection at https://humoropedia.com/broccoli-jokes-n-puns/.

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Smile with some vegetable jokes right now, bro, because life's too short not to smile. 1) What did the vegetables say to the sandwich? Lettuce all smile. 2) What did one snowman say to the other snowman? It all smells like carrots to me. 3) What do you call beans that have been in the sun too long? Baked beans. 4) What was the cause of the veggie protest? An information leek. 5) Why do fungi have to pay extra on the bus? Because they take up too mushroom. 6) What did the organic vegetables die of? Natural causes. Please reblog this now and then check out some vegetable puns from the same collection at https://humoropedia.com/vegetable-jokes-n-puns/.

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Have fun with some restaurant jokes right now, bro. 1) "Server, there’s a fly in my soup." "Don’t worry, sir, the frog will surface in a moment." 2) "Server, this food’s not fit for a pig." "Sorry, sir, I’ll go and get you some that is." 3) If you’re waiting for the waiter at a restaurant, aren’t you the waiter? 4) "Server, there’s a dead beetle in my soup." "Yes, sir, they’re bad swimmers." Please reblog this now and then enjoy many more awesome restaurant jokes at https://humoropedia.com/restaurant-jokes/.

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Smile with some spice puns because life is better spiced up. This post is an excerpt from the article originally published on Humoropedia.com titled Spice Puns & Jokes: 25 Best. 1) "Vegans are good people when you use the right spices." Notes from a cannibal. 2) Dining at a Mexican restaurant one day, I saw the chef throw a spice bottle and hit one of the waiters in the head. "Ow! I didn't see that cumin!" Screamed the waiter. 3) Last week I was bored, so I decided to swap around my wife's spice labels on her spice rack. So far, she hasn't noticed. Mark my words though, the thyme is cumin. Please reblog this now and then enjoy all of the post's content at https://humoropedia.com/spice-puns-n-jokes/.

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Enjoy the awesome herb jokes below now. This post is an excerpt from the article originally published on Humoropedia.com titled Herb Puns & Jokes: 47 Best, available at https://humoropedia.com/herb-puns-n-jokes/. Some of those puns are below. I'm sure you're gonna like them. 1) A girl told me that she recognized me from the local vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore. 2) It's said that playing music to plants can help them grow faster. I don't know about others, but my favorite plant musician is Elvis Parsley. 3) What do you call a funny herb? Sillyantro. 4) I’ve got a device to fetch futuristic herbs. It’s a thyme machine. 5) What do you call a small amount of parsley? Sparsley. If you like at least one of these jokes, please reblog this post now. Thanks in advance, bro.

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Have fun with some awesome cactus humor. This post is an excerpt from the article originally published on Humoropedia.com titled 39 Funny Cactus Puns & Jokes, available at https://humoropedia.com/funny-cactus-puns-n-jokes/. Some of those puns are below. I'm sure you're gonna like them. 1) Knock, knock. Who's there? Cactus. Cactus who? The drunk talking cactus with a public announcement: you drank too much. 2) Come for the free cactus hugs, bro. 3) What should you give a sadomasochist for Christmas? A big cactus for pleasure. 4) I'll treat you better than a cactus. But only for one day. 5) What do you call a rude cactus? A prick. If you like at least one of these jokes, please reblog this post now. Thanks in advance, bro.

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Have fun with some garden humor now, bro. You'd be wasting your time anyway, so why not waste it in a cheerfully fun way? This post is an excerpt from the article originally published on Humoropedia.com titled 55 Funny Garden Puns & Jokes, available at https://humoropedia.com/funny-garden-puns-n-jokes/. Some of those puns are below. I'm sure you're gonna like them. 1) What happened to the plant in the math class? It grew square roots. 2) Many gardeners suffer from hay fever. Isn’t that news a pollen? 3) Where do farmers send their kids to study? Kinder-garden. 4) Do you have the thyme? I need to be somewhere around tree o’clock. 5) What vegetable do you get when an elephant walks through your garden? Squash. 6) She didn’t date the gardener. He was too rough around the hedges. Did you like at least one of the puns you've just read? Then please reblog this now.

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LOL with 61 Funny Plant Jokes This is an excerpt from the post originally published on Humoropedia.com. Below are some of those awesome plant jokes. Your friends would like these jokes. So brighten their day and make them laugh: please share this post after reading it. Not only would you be brightening your friends' days, but you'd also be helping me continue posting fun stuff for you. 1) What did the dead plant say to the coroner before its death? "Don't step on me again." 2) Why didn’t anyone laugh at the gardener’s jokes? They were too corny. 3) What flowers grow on your face? Tulips. 4) What did one hungry plant say to the other plant? I could use a light snack. 5) Why do plants hate math? It gives them square roots. Please reblog this now and then enjoy all of the plant jokes at https://humoropedia.com/funny-plant-jokes/.

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LOL with 99+ Funny Flower Puns & Jokes 1) The florist had only one flower left in his shop. When I bought it, he said: "It's the last bud, not the least". 2) Why are the flower shop prices so high? The owners know that the divorce is way more expensive than what they're charging. 3) What do you call a flower that glows in the dark? A light bulb. 4) I wasn’t all that interested in flowers, but I planted a few seeds, and they grew on me. 5) What did the bee say to the flower? "Hello honey." Enjoy more flower jokes at https://humoropedia.com/funny-flower-puns-n-jokes/. Please reblog this now.

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LOL with 47 Beaver Puns & Jokes https://humoropedia.com/beaver-puns-n-jokes/ 1) Why was the beaver dirty? He was a recluse beaver who liked to scare people with his smell. 2) What did the beaver say to the river? You can run but can't tide. 3) What did the ocean say to the beaver? Nothing, it just waved. 4) Beavers enjoy being in the company of a river because they go with the flow. 5) What did the beaver say to the tree? It's been nice gnawing you. Enjoy more beaver jokes at https://humoropedia.com/beaver-puns-n-jokes/. Please reblog this now. #jokes

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LOL with 23 La Croix Jokes & Memes https://humoropedia.com/la-croix-jokes-n-memes/ 1) La Croix tastes like reusing a Gatorade bottle you didn't wash first. 2) Is La Croix unhealthy? As healthy as deceptive marketing gets. 3) What kind of beverage is La Croix? It's the kind of beverage they give in hell to the people who don't know yet they're in hell. 4) Who invented all of those La Croix flavors? The sadistic chemist on a rampage. Enjoy more La Croix jokes at https://humoropedia.com/la-croix-jokes-n-memes/. Please reblog this now, bro. #jokes

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Have a laugh with these 79 Water Puns & Jokes https://humoropedia.com/water-puns-n-jokes/ Check out some hilarious puns from that page now. They're below. 1) My friend keeps saying “Cheer up man, it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.” I know he means well. 2) Why does water never laugh at jokes? It isn’t a fan of dry humor. 3) Adele might set fire to rain. But SpongeBob can make a campfire under water. 4) Why don't plumbers like to work on instant hot water heaters? It's a tankless job. 5) I bought powdered water. I don't know what to add though. #puns #jokes Share this post with your friends now and then enjoy more puns at https://humoropedia.com/water-puns-n-jokes/.

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