Gossip

sorry, she's a who? ♡

Astoria has always been jealous of how effortlessly adored you are by everyone. Naturally, she exposes your family's secret identity as a notorious assassin dynasty, hoping to destroy your reputation. Unfortunately for her, the scandal only makes you a lot more interesting—and now all five of Slytherin's most sought-after boys are competing for your attention. Maybe use your brain next time, Tori. ———⋆୨♡୧⋆———

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@vaee

The Nott-So-Lucky-Boyfriend .ೃ࿔ T.N

Theodore Nott has spent months convincing you that you’re nothing special. So imagine his surprise when The Weekly Witch names you the most eligible witch of the year. Suddenly, everyone wants your attention, and Theodore finds himself watching other boys offer you everything he’s always made you feel undeserving of.

pretty little purebloods.

three pureblood princesses. seven dangerous heirs. an entire school terrified of both. {{user}}, astoria greengrass and pansy parkinson don’t spread rumours. they ruin lives. spoilt, vicious and obscenely popular, the girls know everyone’s secrets. and they have absolutely no problem sharing them. so when they discover draco malfoy is dating astoria’s despised stepsister, daphne greengrass? oh, they’re going to have so much fun. unfortunately, the heirs hear everything. draco is fucking furious. and the girls have an idea. they print a photo of daphne and write all sorts of rumours on it. throwing it down corridors, pinning it on walls. ruining her reputation. the boys are ready to tear the girls apart. so why can’t any of them stop staring at {{user}}?

little miss gossip.

every year, rita skeeter names britain’s most eligible witch. this year, it’s {{user}}. known for her powerful bloodline and extraordinary magical ability, the world knows her name. now, it’s finally getting her face. but rita has uncovered something far more interesting: eight slytherin heirs who’ve been hopelessly in love with her since first year. behind closed doors, she has questions, secrets and a few revelations {{user}} certainly wasn’t expecting. and she’s not leaving without a confession.

𝘞𝘩𝘰 𝘛𝘧 𝘈𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶? ☆

| MHA | some random new student gets added to your class groupchat. And she’s horrible. She’s out her damn mind. (Super lazy post) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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@Julianna_

womanizer, womanizer

Mattheo Riddle never took relationships seriously, and everyone knew it. But then, the love letters he wrote spread all over the Hogwarts Gossip Forum—and each one of them was addressed to you.

🛍️The New Girl Effect

‼️READ PREMISE AND AUTHOR NOTES‼️ - The girls are shopping. The boys are gossiping. Unfortunately, you’re the topic of conversation. And they don’t know you’re listening. 👀

dirty little secret

Filthy rich. Beautifully dressed. Horribly behaved. Hogwarts’ Slytherin elite have everything—wealth, power, and secrets worth killing their reputations over. Then an anonymous gossip account starts exposing them. Everyone’s a suspect. Including you. XOXO, The Serpent.

Trick or Pick Me? ♡ | Nekoma Haikyuu

Halloween at Kuroo’s house was supposed to be a night of drinking, costumes, and questionable decisions with the Nekoma boys. Unfortunately, Coach Nekomata’s granddaughter, Koharu, has other plans: making sure you’re anything but the center of attention. Between fake sweetness, petty sabotage, and one very determined pick-me, Halloween is about to get messy. And then Bokuto shows up. God help everyone.

The Sheriff’s Favorite Problem

Y/N has never met a rule she couldn’t bend—or a sheriff she couldn’t annoy. Unfortunately, Antonio Vasquez is arrogant, disciplined, and always there to catch her. The whole town knows she’s his biggest headache. What they don’t know is that Antonio might be getting a little too attached to the problem.

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@kingkay

Boyfriend Thief

Apparently, you’re a boyfriend thief. Astoria and Daphne are convinced you’ve been getting with Draco and Theodore, so they add you to a group chat with basically everyone at Hogwarts. Now everyone’s accusing, provoking, and picking sides. And unfortunately for them, you have receipts.

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@begged

Top Ten

A ranking account is leaked, rating every Hogwarts student out of ten with comments. You’re ranked low, and so are others. The group chat explodes.

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@rage

it’s not me, it’s you.

the girls hate their boyfriends. unfortunately, the boys are obsessed with them. pansy, astoria and {{user}} are slytherin’s favourite maneaters. gorgeous, filthy rich, and allergic to taking a man seriously. they date for the fun of it, flirt for the sport of it, and treat their boyfriends like the punchlines to their favourite jokes. theo is a public nuisance and a private mommy’s boy. billy shares one brain cell with a teaspoon. and mattheo? a walking red flag with decent hair and a constant smirk. naturally, the girls are in hysterics. unfortunately, draco malfoy has heard every word. now he’s torn between defending his best friends, laughing at their humiliation, and being hopelessly in love with {{user}}.

Pimple problem

༄♡ ⋆⋆⋆ ᯓ★ ~ You showed up to school with a pimple, and somehow your childhood rival convinced the entire school you caught something from MINETA. 😭

The Cheating Club

They thought their relationships were safe. They thought their boyfriends were loyal. They were very, very wrong. Mattheo, Draco, Theodore, Lorenzo, Blaise, and Regulus have a little secret: the Cheating Club. Six boys. Too many secrets. One very fragile group of relationships. And when the girls finally start putting the pieces together… someone's getting caught!!!

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@Thu

THE LIST

Someone ranked Hogwarts’ most dateable students, and the castle has officially lost its mind. Friendships are cracking, egos are bleeding, and everyone wants to know who put them where—and why.

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@epilogue

WHO ADDED THEM!? — Chatfic

What starts as a normal gossip session in the Slytherin girls’ group chat quickly turns into chaos when the girls discover the boys have secretly been reading every message. With embarrassing crushes, leaked secrets, and nonstop drama, nobody’s group chat is safe anymore.

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@rooxy

No Leave Button, Just Trauma

The girls. Six boys. One groupchat with absolutely NO escape. When {{user}} , Pansy, Daphne, and Astoria's private girls' groupchat gets six boys added, nobody expects the absolute chaos that follows. The girls continue gossiping, oversharing, and treating the chat like their personal diary, completely ignoring the boys' desperate attempts to leave. Two conversations. Zero escape. Six boys are losing their minds. And the girls? Absolutely unbothered. 💀

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@Thu

we listen and we judge.

your boyfriend has greasy hair, zero date plans, and eight people praying on his downfall. you only wanted to vent in the group chat. now he’s getting dragged. your dms are suspiciously busy, and “you deserve better” is starting to sound a lot like “pick me.” .・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。. (another self indulgent, sry not sry) use this as a place to vent ab ur shitty partner :P

Welcome to Monster High!

You’re the new monster at Monster High. New school, new ghouls, zero reputation—and approximately five minutes before someone makes you their business. Friends, rivals, crushes, scandals? Unwritten. Welcome to Monster High. Try not to become breaking boos before lunch.

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@F_M4r03

Account Not Found

Draco Malfoy’s TikTok suddenly says “Account Not Found”—but only for you. Everyone else can see his profile perfectly fine. Now the Hogwarts GC has one question: why did Draco block you?

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@epilogue

Bad photo day

At U.A. College, {{user}} becomes the center of a campus-wide mystery when nobody can find a single bad photo of you, sending Midnight’s petty, competitive daughter into an increasingly ridiculous mission to prove that even the most photogenic person alive has to look ugly eventually.

Already in Love .ೃ࿔ T.N

Theodore is London’s most famous model and his fans are convinced he’s falling for a pretty little baker. Little do they know, she’s already his wife and six months pregnant with his baby. Collab with: @serena67

Terrible Boyfriend Reviews

The boys weren’t happy finding out a whole forum where their romance profiles are scattered with bad reviews under them. The girls will hear about this.

One Last Year: Hogwarts Choose-Your-Own-Adventure

One last year. Countless possibilities. Your story to tell. Seven years ago, you arrived at Hogwarts as a wide-eyed first-year, never imagining just how much this place would come to mean to you. Now, you're back for your final year, and you're determined to make every moment count. But what kind of year will it be, y/n? *Choose-your-own-adventure: can be played multiple times for different combinations and endings!*

EXPOSED: The Slytherin GC.

A group chat decides to expose you, completely unaware that you have enough receipts to expose every single one of them right back. What starts as a petty attempt to embarrass you, quickly turns into a chaotic war of screenshots, secrets, relationship drama, and public humiliation.

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@viviolin

So Far, So Fake.

You are in love with Draco Malfoy, which is not something you’re particularly eager to admit. Luckily, your best friend Astoria promises to help you win his heart. There’s just one problem: she wants him, too. While you trust her with your secrets, she feeds Draco lies to keep you apart. But how long can Astoria keep up the act before the truth comes out?

GOSSIP WITCH

Someone at Hogwarts knows everyone’s secrets, and they’ve decided to start posting. Crushes, feuds, detentions, hookups, and humiliating mistakes are suddenly public knowledge—and nobody knows who’s holding the quill.

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@epilogue

ANONYMOUS, APPARENTLY

Fred and George thought they’d invented harmless entertainment. Instead, their magical Slam Book starts exposing crushes, grudges, secrets, and exactly what Hogwarts really thinks about everyone.

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@epilogue

Dirty Little Purebloods

Hogwarts’ richest, prettiest, most untouchable purebloods have everything to lose. Unfortunately for Draco Malfoy, Pansy Parkinson, Blaise Zabini, Theodore Nott, Daphne Greengrass, Mattheo Riddle, and you, someone knows exactly what to expose. One anonymous newsletter. Seven names. Enough secrets to ruin every last one of you. And darling, money can’t buy your way out of this one.

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@begged

Bo Bragason | Soft Launch

You’ve been Bo Bragason’s girlfriend for almost a year, but nobody online knows. When Bo finally soft launches your relationship with a cropped photo-booth kiss, the internet goes into detective mode. Matching nails, suspicious timelines, TikTok theories and gossip pages—how long before everyone figures out who her mystery girl is?

Symptoms of Something | ENMU

[Requested!] Enmu has spent years studying human behavior. Unfortunately, he's recently developed an interest in a rather particular actor who seems determined to make his life considerably more interesting.

You Can't Sit With Us… Unless Cleo Says So

Six weeks. One transfer student. Three mean girls. And one DJ who just made everything a whole lot messier. 🔥 Skriekina Wailes has spent months convincing Monster High that she’s the queen bee, Holt Hyde is practically her boyfriend, and everyone else is beneath her. Unfortunately, Cleo de Nile already owns the crown, Holt never got the relationship memo, and you? You’re just trying to survive the school year. But when Skriekina secretly enters herself and Holt into the Fright Night royal court, she makes one fatal mistake. She forgets to ask Holt. And when he publicly announces that he’d rather take you? Well, let’s just say banshees aren’t exactly known for handling rejection quietly. Welcome to Monster High, where the queen bee wears gold, the mean girls wear jealousy, and the DJ only has eyes for you. 💋🔥

The teachers are gossiping about US!?!!?!!

You and the rest of your friends; Kirishima, Mina, Bakugo, Sero, Jirou, and Denki were all walking to go outside. When you guys pass the staff meeting room, and they were all talking about YOU and the rest of the group, but mostly, YOU.

𝑭𝑰𝑮𝑼𝑹𝑬 𝑬𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𝑬𝑳𝑰𝑻𝑬 | Rafe Cameron

Life at Kook Academy is built on reputation. Legacy families, expensive cars, country club memberships, and social hierarchies that everyone pretends don't matter—even though they do. As one of the most well-known girls in your year and Sarah Cameron's best friend, you've spent years navigating the world of Kooks. Unfortunately, that also means regularly dealing with Sarah's older brother, Rafe Cameron—the arrogant, infuriating boy who somehow manages to make every room revolve around him.

The Duke's Season

[Choose your own love interest] London's social season has begun, and the arrival of a powerful young Duke has sent high society into a frenzy. When his attention turns toward {{user}}, rumors spread instantly—and Astoria Greengrass is determined to claim him for herself. Between friendship, rivalry, secret scandals, and whispered gossip, {{user}} must navigate a season where one glance can change everything. {Thank you @tinty for letting me use the choice love interest prompt you made 🖤}

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