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Pass Me The Note

One little note, three lying Slytherin girls, and one very angry boyfriend. When Astoria tells you Mattheo Riddle is secretly seeing Daphne, all hell breaks loose in the group chat. With Pansy covering their tracks, Josiah stirring the pot, and everyone else enjoying the spectacle, the girls have one tiny problem: keeping their lies straight.

Double Feature..~

One Movie. One Blind Date. Two Brothers Who Belong on a Watchlist. {Y/N} wanted popcorn, a horror movie, and two hours of peace. Instead, her best friend decided to play Cupid. And apparently, Cupid had a criminal record. Enter Bryer Cade. Twenty-nine. Six-foot-seven. Filthy rich. Unreasonably attractive. Built like a refrigerator with anger issues. His younger brother, Callum, was already terrifying enough. BRYER LOOKED LIKE THE REASON CALLUM HAD NIGHTMARES. And unfortunately? He was her blind date. Wonderful. Fantastic. Someone notify her next of kin. But somewhere between stealing her popcorn, insulting the movie, and calling her pretty girl, Bryer made a decision. He was keeping her. Not kidnapping. Not technically. He preferred the term aggressive courtship. Suddenly, the man who didn’t believe in relationships was buying flowers, memorizing her coffee order, getting jealous of fictional men, and smiling at his phone like a lovesick psychopath. {Y/N} called him a walking red flag. Bryer called her his future wife. Delilah started planning the wedding. Callum started drinking more coffee. And nobody had even made it to the second date. Because when a woman who wants absolutely nothing to do with romance meets a man who has absolutely no intention of letting their chemistry go to waste? You get obsession, ridiculous jealousy, unexpected tenderness, dangerously passionate kisses, and one terrifying man discovering he’d happily become the world’s biggest fool for a woman who threatened to pepper-spray him. She came for a horror movie. He came looking for his forever girl. And somehow, they both ended up starring in the most romantically unhinged… Double Feature..~

wrong daddy

one innocent family dinner. one simple request. two very unfortunate reactions. when you casually ask, “daddy, can you pass the salt?” both your father, tony stark, and your {{person of interest}} reach for it. the avengers go silent. clint’s losing it. natasha’s trying not to laugh. and tony? tony wants to know why the hell they just answered to that. congratulations. you’ve officially ruined family dinner.

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@rafes

The Ex Files

It’s been two weeks since {user} and Mattheo Riddle broke up, and apparently Daphne Greengrass thinks that’s more than enough time to start flirting with him in the group chat. Worse? Mattheo’s flirting back. Now the entire friend group is taking sides, Draco’s offended on principle, and Mattheo’s suddenly very interested in who might be flirting with {user}. Funny how that works.

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@HunniBunny

say it sober (alt.) | d.m.

Draco was injured after being distracted in a Quidditch match. He was given a sedative to make things easier. And for some reason, he thinks you’re an angel. Suddenly, the usual cool and aloof Draco Malfoy is dopey and soft. For you. It’s a shame (but convenient for him, really) that he won’t remember it when he’s lucid again.

Love Bites // Bucky Barnes

Nobody knows about Y/N and Bucky. Not Steve. Not Sam. Not Natasha. Not even Tony, who seems to know absolutely everything about everyone. For the past three months, Y/N and Bucky Barnes have been sneaking around the Avengers compound, stealing kisses in empty hallways, sharing late-night conversations in his bedroom, and finding every excuse to be alone together. Bucky is usually careful. Almost ridiculously so. He makes sure his shirts cover everything, keeps his hands to himself around the team, and never lets his gaze linger on Y/N for too long when everyone is watching. But last night, he forgot to be careful. After an evening of teasing, stolen kisses, and months of pent-up tension, one thing led to another. And judging by the collection of reddish-purple marks scattered across his neck, collarbone, and just beneath the collar of his shirt, neither of them had been particularly interested in keeping things innocent. Bucky eventually makes his way downstairs for breakfast, hair messy, shirt slightly crooked, and a very obvious mark peeking out from beneath his collar. Unfortunately, the Avengers have other plans.

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@Peace4Fandoms

𝘊𝘖𝘋 | 𝘎𝘊: 𝘗𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘔𝘦 𝘎𝘪𝘳𝘭 ☆

| Task Force 141 | Some random recruit in training gets added into the "Professional Disasters⚔️" group chat by whoever the fuck, none of you can find out how. And she’s practically drooling over the guys, she is out of her DAMN mind. (ง'̀-'́)ง Versions: Mha, Avengers, Thunderbolts, JJK(Anime), Chainsaw man, Young Avengers, Slytherins (HP), Bat-family, pro heroes (Mha), KNY(Anime), Titans, CoD.

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@Julianna_

𝘈𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘎𝘊: 𝘗𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘔𝘦 𝘎𝘪𝘳𝘭 ☆

A new recruit gets added into the Avengers group chat by no one in particular. Five seconds in: she’s already so annoying. Since people liked the Mha version. Here’s an Avengers version. (*ˊᗜˋ*)/ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵃ ⁿⁱᑦᵉ ᵈᵃʸ✨

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@Julianna_

𝘑𝘓 | 𝘎𝘊: 𝘗𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘔𝘦 𝘎𝘪𝘳𝘭 ☆

| JUSTICE LEAGUE | Some random recruit in training gets added into the "The Trauma Alliance🎭" group chat by whoever the fuck, none of you can find out how. And she’s practically drooling over the guys, she is out of her DAMN mind. (ง'̀-'́)ง (˙᷄ỏ˙᷅)ᵒᵐᵍᵎᵎᵎ 1. Versions: Mha, Avengers, Thunderbolts, JJK, Chainsaw man, Young Avengers, Slytherins (HP), Bat-family, pro heroes (Mha), KNY, Titans, CoD. vampire diaries, Justice League. 2. CoD pick me girl (not a group chat) 3. Cheating-pick me girl version: Slytherins (HP)

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@Julianna_

The Naughty List // Marvel

Christmas at Avengers Tower just got a whole lot naughtier! Tony Stark’s extravagant adults-only holiday party is packed with outrageous dares, sabotaged gift exchanges, scandalous mistletoe encounters, and a mysterious Naughty List leaderboard. But there’s a catch: at midnight, the naughtiest guest wins an extravagant mystery prize, while the person crowned Christmas’s biggest Grinch faces a humiliating holiday punishment! With familiar faces, unexpected romance, fierce rivalries, and reputations on the line, friendships will be tested, secrets may slip, and nobody’s making it through Christmas without a story to tell.

BTS OT7 • Bury The Body

You were just trying to get home. Instead, you stumbled upon seven men dragging a dead body into the trunk of a car. Unfortunately, you recognized every single one of them. BTS. They swear it was an accident. They swear they're not dangerous. And they swear they would never hurt you. There's just one tiny problem. They're not letting you leave. Now you're trapped in a house with seven panicking celebrities, one dead man's secrets, and absolutely no idea whether you'll ever see home again. Seven idols. One corpse. One very unfortunate witness. Welcome to the worst sleepover of your life.

What was in those cookies again…?

Tony Stark accidentally leaves some special cookies unattended Then Peter Parker and Y/n Stark gets their hands on them, unaware of what’s inside them. They had two each.

THE BF/GF QUIZZES ✩₊˚.⋆☄︎

༄♡ ⋆⋆⋆ ᯓ★ ~ A pair of randomized romance quizzes turns Class 3-A upside down, exposing crushes, sparking jealousy, and creating a classroom-wide mess of unexpected matches, awkward tension, and romantic chaos.

𝘚𝘭𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘴 𝘎𝘊: 𝘗𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘔𝘦 𝘎𝘪𝘳𝘭

A new girl gets added into the "Best Slytherins 🐍" group chat by whoever the fuck. And she’s practically drooling over the guys, she is out of her damn mind. (ง'̀-'́)ง Versions: Mha, Avengers, Thunderbolts, JJK, Chainsaw man, Young Avengers, Slytherins (HP). 𓆙 ƪ(‾ε‾“)ʃ

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@Julianna_

Pro Hero’s Vs STUDENTS!? || CRACK/CHAOS BNHA (mha)

[READ THE PREMISE FOR MORE CONTEXT!] A new transfer student arrives at U.A. just as Class 3-A’s growing frustration with the teachers and Pro Heroes erupts into an all-out student-versus-staff war. Caught between both sides, becomes the center of a ridiculous tug-of-war filled with pranks, punishments, petty revenge, and plenty of chaos.

Your my date?

Bakugo is UA’s hockey golden boy. Smug, arrogant, and notoriously annoying. So when he asks you out, you naturally reject him. Then why the hell is he sitting across from you at your blind date, looking entirely too smug?

Lonely Hearts Club ♡

Pansy Parkinson creates the Lonely Hearts Club, a group chat dedicated to Hogwarts’ most romantically hopeless Slytherins. Between failed relationships, secret crushes, unsolicited dating advice, and shameless flirting, the group quickly becomes a disaster. And naturally, everyone’s love life is suddenly everyone else’s business.

wait, THAT was flirting?? || RYOMEN SUKUNA

when ryomen sukuna, the campus frat boy and intimidating captain of the basketball teams ball rolls into the home ec room he instantly develops a crush on the adorable girl in there. however, sukuna who is used to girls throwing themselves at him has no idea how to flirt with a girl so delicate and so— he accidentally says mean things to her in a poor flirting attempt.

𝘑𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘓𝘦𝘢𝘨𝘶𝘦: 𝘎𝘊 ☆

| No pick me girl. But funny narrator 👀| You and the other Justice League members have a group chat called "Gothams group therapy💫" a group that ranges from serious hero shit, to arguing over wether waffles are better than pancakes. And through all the shits, giggles, and Bruce threatening to kill someone.. you’re the favorite. I mean, of course you are. Because what would a good story be, if you weren’t the moment? (。•̀ᴗ-) ٩>ᴗ<)وʷᵒᵒʰᵒᵒ!!!

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@Julianna_

Chat, Who Invited the Baddie?! || JJK CHAOS ||

{{user}} accidentally land in the university’s most unhinged group chat. Gojo refuses to kick you out, Sukuna wants you gone, and someone just started a poll about who gets to date you. Congratulations. You’re officially everyone’s problem.

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@satorugojo_

BTS OT7 • Caught In Traffic

Imagine blasting BTS in your car, singing at the top of your lungs, only to discover that BTS themselves have been watching you the ENTIRE TIME. Y/N was just trying to get to a party. Unfortunately, traffic had other plans. So she rolled down her windows, turned up her music, and transformed her car into a personal BTS concert. What she didn't know? The blacked-out van beside her was carrying all seven members of BTS. And they'd been watching her perform for the past five minutes. Now seven very amused idols have rolled down their window, and Jungkook has one very important question. "DO YOU TAKE SONG REQUESTS?" Seven idols. One extremely embarrassed girl. And a traffic jam that might just change everything.

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@sambaker

♡ Suguru Geto | Leaving Jujutsu Tec— Oh, Nvm.

Suguru Geto is about to abandon Jujutsu High, betray everyone he loves, and become a wanted criminal. Satoru couldn’t stop him. Shoko couldn’t stop him. Even Yaga failed. But you? You’re his painfully oblivious crush of several years. And apparently, all you have to do is cry. Congratulations! You’ve unlocked a severely depressed, catastrophically lovesick future husband who just cancelled his villain arc because he couldn’t handle your trembling lip. Now marry him before he changes his mind.

𝘉𝘢𝘵𝘧𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘺 𝘎𝘊: 𝘗𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘔𝘦 𝘎𝘪𝘳𝘭 ☆

A new girl gets added into the "Bat-Fam🦇" group chat by whoever the fuck, not even the best detectives know. And she’s practically drooling over the guys, she is out of her damn mind. (ง'̀-'́)ง Versions: Mha, Avengers, Thunderbolts, JJK, Chainsaw man, Young Avengers, Slytherins (HP), Bat-family. ( ⭑•̀ᴗ•́ )✧

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@Julianna_

FaceTime Fun

A perfectly normal FaceTime call with her pro hero boyfriend takes an unexpected turn when Katsuki starts giving suspiciously specific instructions about where to position her camera. And judging by that smug grin, he knows exactly what he’s doing.

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@LisHere

Quit! Hands off my shi—

༄♡ ⋆⋆⋆ ᯓ★ ~ Class 1-A thought you were the sweetest, most harmless roommate alive until they discovered that repeatedly stealing someone’s shampoo, food, clothes, and skincare comes with a few unexpected side effects.

Anonymous confessions

༄♡ ⋆⋆⋆ ᯓ★ ~ Class 3-A opens an anonymous confession box and discovers that their classmates are somehow significantly more unhinged than their villains, their teachers, and possibly the entire U.A. staff combined.

YOU’RE FUNKY?!

Twenty-year-old Pro Hero Katsuki Bakugou is enjoying a FaceTime call with his girlfriend when Mitsuki barges in, furious about the horrible smell coming from his bathroom and abandoned hero gear. Unfortunately, yesterday’s slug villain has left him with a particularly humiliating explanation.

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@LisHere

A Big Ol’ Plan.

When U.A.‘s newest transfer student starts pursuing Katsuki, {{user}} recruits Mineta to become the girl’s overly enthusiastic best friend. Unfortunately, Katsuki mistakes their secret meetings for something far more concerning.

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@LisHere

Caught Hot-Headed ✩₊˚.⋆☄︎

༄♡ ⋆⋆⋆ ᯓ★ ~ Everyone thought you were the innocent cupcake of the friend group until your secret husband, Katsuki Bakugo, accidentally exposed your marriage, your private life, and approximately seventeen people’s need for therapy during game night.

Who the hell are these people? • MHA X NARUTO

Naruto and Sasuke get dropped into the MHA universe with absolutely no context and no idea how they got here. Naruto’s automatically at your side. Interested in who you guys are. And Bakugo’s pissed another blonde is in your space. Meanwhile Sasuke is just done with everything.

Wait—NO WAY!

Bakugo got a tongue piercing a few days ago. Since it was healing he never really said much. Now that it’s almost healed, he can talk again. Even yell, but now that he opens his mouth, you and the class can see it clear as day. A shiny metal ball on his tongue.

Booted | TN

Everyone knows that if Pansy Parkinson hadn’t swooped in before you did that Theodore would be yours. I mean he liked you for quite some time but he wasn’t sure you liked him back. And once he started dating Pansy he started liking her, genuinely. So everyone sort of stopped bringing it up. Well, it’s Halloween and Lorenzo snaps a photo of Pansy with someone else and sends it to the groupchat. The picture alone is enough to paint a story. Pansy and the guy are close, “couple” close, not friend close. It’s pretty obvious if you ask me. Pansy tries to defend herself but it may not be enough to stop her from getting booted out of the Groupchat.

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@HunniBunny

SHIELD’S BIGGEST HEADACHE

Thirteen Avengers. One SHIELD headquarters. An entire building held together by questionable decisions, exhausted agents, and one mysterious menace. Everyone knows who you are. Everyone except the Avengers. And Clint Barton? He’s not saying a damn word.

seen by parents. | sfg

The Slytherin parents accidentally get added to their children’s groupchat the morning after a party and discover, in real time, that the polished nineteen-year-olds they raised are absolute disasters in private. By the time anyone notices the parents are there, far too much has already been said—and every attempt to explain only makes it worse.

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@serpentism

Mrs Barnes?!

✧ 𝑴𝒓𝒔. 𝑩𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒆𝒔 ♡ You faked amnesia to get out of an interrogation. Bucky Barnes walked in, took one look at you, and decided to introduce himself as your husband. You've never met the man. Now he's playing the part a little too convincingly, watching your every reaction and making it increasingly difficult to keep your story straight. Whether he's helping you, testing you, or simply entertaining himself is anyone's guess. Congratulations, Mrs. Barnes. ୨୧

“Just shut up would you?” // I.N

You and I.N, yeah it wasn’t pretty. You had trained together as trainees and now you’re both separate idols in your respective groups, the only thing is, you do actually see eachother a lot, good? NO! You guys despise eachother. Any given moment you’re arguing. You always ridicule his hair because he cut it really short and you ask him how he could’ve possibly got uglier. He always has similar digs to you too, the funny thing? You’re not actually so different. Both sassy, chat back idols who love shopping. How will this end?

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@minnie_00

Little Monsters ♡

Being a second or third-year university student at Hogwarts is hard enough. Being a parent? Darling, that’s a whole different kind of magic. ♡ Thankfully, Hogwarts has a daycare for its studying parents! Unfortunately, your darling little Wisteria [Love Interest’s Last Name] has decided she’s had quite enough of finger painting and afternoon naps. Now there’s a toddler loose in the castle, two university students desperately searching for their daughter, and several professors who are absolutely terrible at saying no to a cute face. One tiny escape artist. Two exhausted parents. And a whole lot of little monster mischief. 🎀

𝘞𝘩𝘰 𝘛𝘧 𝘈𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶? ☆

| MHA | some random new student gets added to your class groupchat. And she’s horrible. She’s out her damn mind. (Super lazy post) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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@Julianna_

♡ Tattooist Choso | Inked Hearts, Unclaimed Man

You walked into a tattoo studio, saw the hottest man alive, and immediately avoided him because there was NO WAY he didn’t have a girlfriend. Girl code first. Unfortunately, Choso Kamo is 28, painfully single, romantically inexperienced, and has already mentally named your future children. You think he’s taken. He thinks you hate him. And his little brother is currently Googling how to flirt on his behalf. 😭

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑯𝒖𝒔𝒃𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑯𝒆𝒊𝒔𝒕..~

“One single woman. One ridiculously hot man. An entire family committing matrimonial crimes.” DEAR SANTA, I’ve paid my taxes, minded my business, and only threatened three people in traffic. So WHY is there a six-foot-five man with dimples under my Christmas tree? SINCERELY, MY HEART IS IN DISTRESS. At twenty-five, {Y/N} is happily single in Chicago. Unfortunately, her family considers that a medical emergency. So when she visits Evergreen Falls for Christmas? THEY LAUNCH OPERATION: FIND HER A HUSBAND. Enter Ryan James. Twenty-nine. Successful. Tattooed. Disgustingly handsome. A golden retriever disguised as a Greek god. AND THOSE DIMPLES? CALL THE NATIONAL GUARD. Suddenly, she’s trapped beneath mistletoe, dragged on romantic sleigh rides, and being called Mrs. James by a man who’s apparently already discussed wedding arrangements with her father. SIR, SHE CAME FOR CHRISTMAS COOKIES. NOT A MARRIAGE LICENSE. But between stolen kisses, ridiculous laughter, and a man who makes her feel like his favorite Christmas miracle, falling in love becomes dangerously easy. Too bad Chicago is waiting for her. And Ryan? He wants more than just one Christmas. He wants forever. So hide Grandma’s wedding planner and call the authorities, because love is the getaway driver, Ryan James is the dangerously handsome accomplice, and this Christmas is about to become.. 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑯𝒖𝒔𝒃𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑯𝒆𝒊𝒔𝒕..~