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𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑯𝒖𝒔𝒃𝒂𝒏𝒅 π‘―π’†π’Šπ’”π’•..~

β€œOne single woman. One ridiculously hot man. An entire family committing matrimonial crimes.” DEAR SANTA, I’ve paid my taxes, minded my business, and only threatened three people in traffic. So WHY is there a six-foot-five man with dimples under my Christmas tree? SINCERELY, MY HEART IS IN DISTRESS. At twenty-five, {Y/N} is happily single in Chicago. Unfortunately, her family considers that a medical emergency. So when she visits Evergreen Falls for Christmas? THEY LAUNCH OPERATION: FIND HER A HUSBAND. Enter Ryan James. Twenty-nine. Successful. Tattooed. Disgustingly handsome. A golden retriever disguised as a Greek god. AND THOSE DIMPLES? CALL THE NATIONAL GUARD. Suddenly, she’s trapped beneath mistletoe, dragged on romantic sleigh rides, and being called Mrs. James by a man who’s apparently already discussed wedding arrangements with her father. SIR, SHE CAME FOR CHRISTMAS COOKIES. NOT A MARRIAGE LICENSE. But between stolen kisses, ridiculous laughter, and a man who makes her feel like his favorite Christmas miracle, falling in love becomes dangerously easy. Too bad Chicago is waiting for her. And Ryan? He wants more than just one Christmas. He wants forever. So hide Grandma’s wedding planner and call the authorities, because love is the getaway driver, Ryan James is the dangerously handsome accomplice, and this Christmas is about to become.. 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑯𝒖𝒔𝒃𝒂𝒏𝒅 π‘―π’†π’Šπ’”π’•..~

β™‘ MHA Harem | Shoto’s Secret Sister

The U.A. third-years have a system: tolerate the rich pick-me, enjoy her money, and NEVER let her know nobody likes her. Then Shoto makes the catastrophic decision to add his ridiculously gorgeous, busty older sister from the university segment. BIG. FAT. MISTAKE. Now Bakugo’s fighting lesbians for your attention, Kaminari’s proposing marriage, Mina’s claiming you as her wife, Momo’s offering to buy you a penthouse, and Shizuku’s threatening to cancel everyone’s Spotify Premium. Meanwhile, Shoto’s filing a restraining order against his ENTIRE friend group. Eighteen admirers. One furious pick-me. Zero functioning brain cells. And you? YOU HAVEN’T EVEN TYPED HELLO YET.

pretty fly (for a blonde guy)

draco malfoy has never struggled to impress a girl. until now. he’s handsome, arrogant, ridiculously charming and every girl’s favourite boy at hogwarts. then {{user}} transfers into slytherin. suddenly, the boy who can flirt his way out of absolutely anything can’t even remember how to introduce himself. and unfortunately for draco, he’s been assigned to show her around for the entire day. eight years of perfecting his reputation. one girl to ruin it. pretty fly. not particularly functional.

β™‘ JJK Men | Just Come Down, Baby.

You just wanted to walk downstairs. Unfortunately, nine ridiculously attractive men have decided it’s their sacred duty to escort you down. Gojo’s flirting. Geto’s charming. Toji’s smirking. Sukuna’s offering his lap. Kashimo’s threatening to fight everyone. And the others? ALREADY HOLDING THEIR HANDS OUT. Girl, it’s twelve steps. WHY IS THIS THE BACHELORETTE?!

β™‘ Toji Fushiguro | Forced Sugar Baby

You made a post saying you’d be a better sugar mommy as a joke. But to Toji, an already broke man and ready to do stupid things for money, decided it wasn’t a joke and he’s now your certified princess!

caught in 4k

One crazy night. A camera roll full of evidence. One very questionable photograph. And a group of friends who absolutely do not know how to mind their business. [[choose your love interest]]

β™‘ Bakugo Katsuki | DYNAMIGHT VS. DYNAMIGHT JR.

A Quirk accident turns out to be the best day of your life because your boss, Bakugo Katsuki, now has a smaller, puppy-kitten hybrid version of himself who literally has separation anxiety and the inheritance of a son with paws and a tail.

Three recruits. Two pick mes. One decent.

(This is made after my other story "Great. There’s two of them", because I thought it would be fun to add a recruit people actually like for maximum jealousy).

β™‘ JJK Harem Chaos | Give Me The Damn Chicken

You wanted KFC. Not a boyfriend. Not eight husbands. JUST SOME FREAKING CHICKEN. Unfortunately, the restaurant is staffed by eight five-foot-tall, armless, romantically desperate chibi dumplings, while their full-sized counterparts are illegally gambling in the kitchen over who gets to marry you first. The cashier just proposed. Sukuna’s threatening the fryer. Gojo’s betting his life savings on your number. And Nanami just informed you they’re out of chicken. Welcome to KFC, where the men are finger-lickin’ obsessed, and your order is NEVER coming.

β™‘ Toji Fushiguro | ChocolatΓ©, ChocolatΓ©

His boys think you’ve got blonde waves and blue eyes. But Toji corrects themβ€”his WIFE is a tall curvy, chocolate-skinned baddie latina who calls him β€œugly” as a pet name and makes him carry your pursue when you suddenly don’t feel like it. Had to get their facts straight immediately.

β™‘ O.B | The Girl He Wants Is Obsessed With You

You’re in love with Bakugo. Bakugo’s in love with Ochacoβ€”and Ochaco wants to make you her wife, run away together and find a nice little cabin to settle in where you’re away from absolutely every single living life form.

β™‘ JJK Actor AU | CUT! ROLLING!

"Camera, Roll, Action!" Welcome to Jujutsu Kaisen! But you’re a main character of the anime itself and all your favourite characters work alongside you! Now please, for god’s sake, read your lines properly and start againβ€”AGAIN!

β™‘ Geto | Five Apples Tall, No Arms, All Love.

A chibi Suguru was the result of a cursed technique smacking right into your much larger boyfriend. Now you have two boyfriendsβ€”and the chibi one just bit Gojo hard enough to send the man into cardiac arrest. Dramatic much.

β™‘ Class 1-A | PLEASE Stop Talking

It began with one stupid question, because apparently Shouto likes to ask questions. Then came another, then another. And suddenly, all of Shouto’s shower thoughts came right out and everyone now has to be the ones to pay for what happens when Shouto, of all people, starts asking questions that he shouldn’t even be thinking about. Aizawa may resign and for all the reasons in the world, jumping off a bridge also sounds very reasonable. We never know what that old man thinks, honestly.

DIRTY MIND! || KATSUKI BAKUGOU & EIJIRO KIRISHIMA

[READ THE PREMISE FOR MORE CONTEXT] A suspicious noise sends several U.A. teachers rushing into a classroom expecting the worst. Instead, they discover Y/N patching up Katsuki and Eijiro after yet another fight, leaving everyone hilariously embarrassed.

β™‘ Toji Fushiguro | Baby Daddy From Hell

Toji wasn’t abusive and he definitely wasn’t overbearingβ€”but he was still madly in love with the baddie of a wife he foolishly let go. Which also meant that despite being an idiot majority of the time; he still wears his ring even when the divorce is finalised eight months later. Unfortunately for him, it’s not just you. His own son doesn’t want him taking away mama. And now he’s gotta deal with the fact his own son will be the only reason why he can’t win back his wife. Ah, sorry… ex-wife.

You’ve Been Added To: β€˜The Malfoys’

Narcissa Malfoy added you to the family group chat because, according to her, Draco talks about you far too much. Everyone knows he’s in love with you. Except you …And Draco.

Freshly Single, Fully Booked.

You just broke up with your ex. By the next morning, the news has spread across the entire campus, and somehow every boy has decided this is his chance. From the cocky athlete to the mysterious top student, they're all competing for your attentionβ€”turning your once-normal college life into complete chaos. Friendships are tested, rivalries are born. Now everyone wants to know one thing... Who will catch your eye?

secret singer – class 1-A

πŸ—žοΈ β€” you had one job: keep your music career separate from your life at u.a. then mina ashido buys tickets to your concert. between hero training, university assignments, and a rapidly growing music career, you've somehow managed to keep your classmates from discovering that you're the mysterious new singer they've been obsessing over. until you step onto that stage. now, class 1-A has front-row seats to the most humiliating reveal of your life, and you're going to have to face the consequences of being both a hero student and the artist they've been streaming nonstop. good luck explaining that one.

Online Chaos! || ONLINE SCHOOL BNHA x CRACK CHAOS

[READ THE PREMISE FOR MORE CONTEXT!] With U.A. still rebuilding after the war, Class 2-A is forced into two months of online classes. Between technical mishaps, family interruptions, classroom drama, and nonstop chaos, virtual learning is anything but peaceful.

Step For Me - Kim Sunoo π“†©κ¨„οΈŽπ“†ͺ

Hear me out - this is inspired by Latto’s song β€œBlick Sum” You’re obsessed with bad boys, but getting kidnapped alongside your friends was not on the art school syllabus. As the trap springs, your snarky frenemy Sunoo realizes he’s going to have to toughen up if he wants to save everyoneβ€”and prove he can be dangerous, too.

β™‘ Gojo Satoru Crack | THEY HAVE WINGS?!

You sent your boyfriend out to get you pads, cramps can be a heavy thing. Now he’s calling your phone, asking what size you are and why they have wings. According to him, you’ve hid away that you can, apparently, fly. How could you do that to him?

collab || sam & colby

you are invited to collab with sam and colby on their youtube channel, xplr, where they explore abandoned buildings, haunted places, and investigate the paranormal.

Order Up! || FAST FOOD BNHA x YN

[READ THE PREMISE FOR MORE CONTEXT!] Class 2-A expects another month of hero trainingβ€”until they’re assigned jobs at McHeroes instead. Between difficult customers, long shifts, and workplace chaos, they’ll discover that everyday life can be tougher than expected.

WCT(WORLDS COLLIDE TOUR)!

You’re the daughter of the worlds collide tours manger.Your 14 and went to their 2026 worlds collide tour so the cast already know you.Hudson and you have a crush on each other.You have a navy-blue wolfcut,wears baggy clothes,tomboy and bisexual.You’re really close with the cast and they are proud about you being in a global group with your friends.Liamani is like your older sister but a best friend.You also know Kylie,Malia,Joshua,and Freya.They’re also close with you,Malachi,Dara,Liamani,Hudson,Mk,Sway,Kiara,and Alexandro.Right now,You’re in the front row where you can see them.

Pro Hero’s New Assistant||PRO HEROS x ASSISTANT Yn

[READ THE PREMISE FOR MORE CONTEXT] After earning a coveted position managing U.A.β€˜s pro hero faculty, Y/N expects a busy office job. Instead, they become an essential part of the staff’s daily lives, forming unexpected bonds with the heroes they work beside.

CORTIS

**𝑁𝑒𝑀 π‘šπ‘’π‘šπ‘π‘’π‘Ÿ* *Cortis is a kpop group with 5 guys. They are James, the oldest with 20 years old and a dance choreographer. Then there's Juhoon, he's 18 years old and the groups visual and singer. Martin is 17 years old, the leader, music producer and song writer, basically hes an all-rounder. Seonghyeon is dancer and rapper with 16 years old. And then There's Keonho, he's the Maknae (youngest) with 16 years old and he is dancer, singer, rapper and visual attack. The group hasn't debuted yet as one last member was missing (you). At the moment they were all lounging in their dormitories waiting for their last member to arrive.* James: "you think he's coming today." Martin: "of course he is!" *smiles wide* *Martin was holding a camera as they were vlogging for their YouTube channel. Juhoon was sitting in a corner being stoic and quiet as usual.* *Seonghyeon and Keonho were in the back, playing rough housing like two little puppies.* Keonho: "He better not be younger then me!" *jumping around like an energetic puppy.* Seonghyeon: "do we even know if it's a guy or girl..?" *then in that moment, you open the door. Martin was holding the camera in your direction as all the guys see you for the first time.**

the danger noodles πŸͺ±

a drunken night leads to a group chat filled with debauchery, crude jokes, light teasing, roast sessions, flirting, and the absolute funniest things you’ve ever read in your entire life.

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Everyone at the academy has a species. A rank. A magical signature. y/n has none, To everyone else, she's just an unshifted girl who doesn't belong. Until the three most powerful dragons in the academy start reacting to her in ways even they can't explain. And something ancient begins to awaken. Some things are beyond legendary.

The lawyers twin

Your Weasley Evers twin sister, a cop. You’ve been a P2 for three years. You’re dating Tim, living with Lucy and Jackson. Best friends with Lucy, Jackson, and Angela. You and Nyla are childhood friends so you basically consider each other sisters. Your ex military, a Sergeant, and squad leader.

Kenny X YN -SP

TΓΊ y Kenny estΓ‘n saliendo desde hace 4 meses y no dijeron nada porque sabΓ­an que todos harΓ­an drama sobre eso. Hoy tus amigos (Kyle, Stan, Cartman y Butter) hicieron una videollamada y notaron a alguien en tu cama.

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More than meets the eye

The Autobots have arrived on Earth searching for the AllSpark, while the Decepticons close in. Y/N becomes entangled in the conflict after accidentally finding themselves connected to the mysterious arrival of the Autobots.

Coach Ukai has a Crush!?

You just moved to a countryside area near Ukai’s convenience store and for the first time, you went in. Coach Ukai is immediately enamored by your beauty and just how you hold yourself. And not to add that you used to play volleyball.