| Above, TSA checkpoint at Albuquerque Sunport. Photo by Armand Vaquer. |
Thank goodness that the adults have regained control of the TSA.
We don't have to take off our shoes anymore at TSA airport checkpoints thanks to Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem.
I received an email from the Daily Caller which read:
NO SHOES, NO PROBLEM
Great news, everyone. If you’re flying anywhere in the near future, you won’t have to take off your shoes in the security line.
Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem confirmed Tuesday that TSA will no longer require passengers to put their shoes through the scanner. The shoe removal policy started in 2006 in response to a man who tried to detonate an explosive device he hid in his shoe while on a flight from Paris to Miami. The device failed.
Since that busted bombing, millions of airline customers have been subjected to metatarsal tyranny.
Audits in years past found that the TSA missed 70% of fake weapons that made their way through the security line, but we’re supposed to believe that slipping off a sandal is going to save us from terrorism. Although, to be fair, maybe the TSA had an unofficial shoe policy none of us knew about. Cowboy boots? Wave ‘em through. Adidas Sambas? Randomly selected!
I usually have worn slip-on shoes (like deck shoes) on days that I would be flying somewhere.