Look, I didn't want to write a stiff, corporate bio, okay? Writing buzzwords takes up way too much energy, and I have the latest issue of Jump to read.
I've been dealing with code for 8+ years. I build massive, scalable systems, enterprise SaaS platforms, and AI tools—usually because someone paid me enough to buy more strawberry milk. I’ve got a Cybersecurity Degree, which basically means I know how to break your stuff and then complain about having to fix it.
I might complain a lot, but when things get serious, I'm the guy who delivers production-ready, secure infrastructure that actually works. The rest of the time, I'm just trying to scrape together enough cash for rent.
- Languages the editors force me to use: PHP, TypeScript/JavaScript, Python, C++, SQL.
- Heavy lifting (Backend & SaaS): Laravel, Node.js, System Design, Multi-Tenancy.
- Making things look less terrible (Frontend): React, Vue.js, Filament, TailwindCSS.
- The dark arts (Security & DevOps): Docker, Linux, Penetration Testing & Web Security. I secure apps so the bad guys don't ruin my nap time.
Enterprise Property Management SaaS A massive multi-tenant platform built with Laravel 11 and React. I added automated organization scoping, strict RBAC, and audit logs because managing properties manually sounds like an absolute pain.
Engineering Governance Infrastructure Treats engineering decisions as immutable primitives. Basically, it’s rule-based tracking and architectural logs so everyone knows exactly whose fault it is when the server catches fire.
Laravel Scaffolding Framework Writing boilerplate code is exhausting. So I built an open-source framework and CLI tool to automatically scaffold functional backends and CMS modules for me. True productivity is just weaponized laziness.
Local RAG AI Assistant A local AI assistant using LangChain and Ollama. It indexes and reads my research documents so I don't have to.
Cybersecurity & Machine Learning An ML model that lives in your browser and automatically blocks phishing scams. Because saving humanity from clicking "Win a free iPhone" links is just another Tuesday odd job.
- Building InfraFlow: A Production-Grade Multi-Tenant MSP Platform with Laravel 11 and Filament v3
- Bunny: Revolutionizing Web Development with Laravel
- Bunny: The Laravel Scaffolding Package That Makes Web Development a Hop
- JavaScript for Clueless Newbies:Part 1 — Variables, Data Types, & Operators
- Part 3: Lure Creation — The Art of Deception in Phishing Attacks
- Part 2: The Reconnaissance Phase — Uncovering the Secrets of Phishing Preparation
- The Lifecycle of a Phishing Attack: How Cybercriminals Bait, Hook, and Exploit
- PhishCatcher: Real-Time Phishing Detection with Chrome Extensions and Machine Learning
- Building a Blockchain-Powered, Encrypted Chat Application with Python
- Demystifying Shellcode Generation: A Guide for Beginners
If you're going to email me, keep it brief. Parfaits melt, you know.