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lyrics

You can’t make it happen if you hardly work
You can’t be Marty Byrd if you party first
You wanna dance with the devil then you start at church
You wanna stand on my level but I marked the turf
This ain’t hate, it’s all love, I ain’t mad at kids
I’m spending more time on ‘em than their daddy did
Another nail in your coffin while you’re staggering
Some of y’all don’t get the message ’til it’s hammered in
Crack’ll make you snap and go pop pop pop
But I know you don’t deal, it’s just a lot of talk
You think you’re Tiger King but you ain’t ocelot
You think you’re Iverson, you barely Mozgov
I’m a skull staircase, one step a-head
Spraying full bear mace, one breath you’re dead
You can’t see me
And with this social distancing
6 feet is the closest you will ever get
You think this quarantine’s a hoax, let’s make a bet
That the evil 1% wished you paid your debts
The world cannot be solved if you just make your bed
They didn’t take away your rights, they’d rather take what’s left
You can’t make it happen if you share a meme
You’ll never make it happen but you dare to dream
I know they’re evil but you need a wider view
Because your so-called enemies, they dying too.
You blame the media, but you consume it
You blame the people that study because you’re stupid
You blame the government
But they’re just puppets
That are doing what they’re paid to be doing by those above ‘em

THAT’S YOU
It ain’t me, it ain’t me, it ain’t me, it ain’t me
I DON’T DO DAT shit man, it ain’t me, it ain’t me, it ain’t me
It ain’t me, it ain’t me, it ain’t me
I DON’T DO DAT shit man, it ain’t me, it ain’t me

This is a fuckin’ toaster
Yeah, I’m ‘bout to crush the vocals
Red suit, all diamonds, flush in poker
Give you a pound and a half, that’s a hundred quarters
The duel will leave you exhausted, that’s a Cutlass motor
I run the show and punch promoters if the money’s lower
Than what they owe us much before they puttin’ up the poster
I’d love to show ya what’s supposed to happen once it’s over
But now you’re doubled over, broken nose is touching toes—
I’m sick of Trump supporters blaming shit on dumb reporters
Ask the Russian donors what they think the fuckin’ war is
They’re laughing
You think Amazon are rough employers
Imagine you’re a slave drinking Ketel One and soda
You don’t see the dandruff when you brush your shoulders
You never feel the leash when you stop lunging forward
Once you know the limit they just up the quota
Right people, wrong side—
Buffalo soldier

You blame the media, but you consume it
You blame the people that study because you’re stupid
You blame the government
But they’re just puppets
That are doing what they’re paid to be doing by those above ‘em

THAT’S YOU
It ain’t me, it ain’t me, it ain’t me, it ain’t me
I DON’T DO DAT shit man, it ain’t me, it ain’t me, it ain’t me
It ain’t me, it ain’t me, it ain’t me
I DON’T DO DAT shit man, it ain’t me, it ain’t me

You blame the media, but you consume it
You blame the people that study because you’re stupid
You blame the government
But they’re just puppets
That are doing what they’re paid to be doing by those above ‘em

THAT’S YOU
It ain’t me, it ain’t me, it ain’t me, it ain’t me
I DON’T DO DAT shit man, It ain’t me, it ain’t me, it ain’t me
It ain’t me, it ain’t me, it ain’t me
I DON’T DO DAT shit man, it ain’t me, it ain’t me

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from 2 Cents, released February 25, 2025
Written and performed by Kaboom Atomic
Produced by The Dirty Sample

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Operating out of Toronto, Canada since 1996, Hand'Solo Records is devoted to releasing quality hip hop that is creative, clever and often experimental. Early releases, now out of print, include Buck 65, Sixtoo, Moka Only, and others. Currently home to The Dirty Sample, Ol' Gorilla Bones, Epic, Tachichi, No Town Vandal, Fortunato, Magick Show and Mickey O'Brien. ... more

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