Showing posts with label Hooters. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hooters. Show all posts

Wednesday, 6 November 2024

Listening Post #13: The Dead Walk


I took Sam Trick or Treating last Thursday. It's not something I derive a whole lot of enjoyment from - "we never had all this malarkey when I was a kid", etc. etc. This time was a little different though, partly because (for once) it wasn't raining, but mostly because of the performance of the above couple, who went above and beyond in their dedication to All Hallow's Eve.

The man was dressed in a labcoat, smeared with blood, crouched over a mocked up corpse that was laid out on his drive, "eating its entrails". When unwary Trick or Treaters approached the house for sweets, he staggered out into the street moaning like an extra from The Walking Dead. Some kids screamed and ran away from him, but he kept up the act until his wife (dressed in a "Zombie Killer" T-shirt) shouted at him to "get back over and clean up your mess". To which he complied. They were both firmly in character and I've seen a lot of zombie movies with far worse acting.

Made my Halloween, so it did.

I did a Top Ten Zombie Songs way back in 2012. But here are a few more, not included on that list.














And, especially for Ernie...




Sunday, 3 December 2023

Snapshots #321: A Top Fifteen Presidential Songs

While America prepares to re-elect the riot-inciting, bleach-advocating man baby (not that we can talk, considering they brought Cameron back), here are fifteen songs that mention a former POTUS in the title. But before we get to that... here's Poet Laureate Simon Armitage giving his verdict on the Trump regime...

15. Miller makes a Turkish Delight.

Frys make Turkish Delight, with Glenn Miller.

Glenn Frey - He Took Advantage (Blues For Ronald Reagan)

14. Heroic railroad engineer.

Casey Jones is that brave engineer, as Johnny tells us here.

Kacey Jones - Donald Trump's Hair

13. Berry knows the future.

Chuck is a prophet.

Chuck Prophet - Nixonland

(Chuck also did a song about Trump. Of course he did.)

12. Met Frankenstein with a monk.

Lou Costello met Frankenstein with Bud Abbott.

Elvis Costello - Eisenhower Blues

11. Charity begins a long time in the past.

Charity Chic, a long time ago.

Chicago - Harry Truman

10. Tasteless restaurant.



9. Shaky Oh + Frozen Queen + Panama + Pasture + Trois.


Shaky sang Oh Julie. Anna was the Queen in Frozen. A panama is a hat. A pasture is a field. Trois is 3.


8. He's searching for Curtis and Brown.


He's an Ian Hunter!


7. Blockbuster movie, filled with stunts.


Sounds like an action spectacular to me...


6. Buffalo Bill is in charge of misplaced UFOs.


Buffalo Bill Cody is in command of lost planet airmen.


5. Max, not top... 


Anagram!


I'll throw this one in too as it only has 6 views on youtube, but it deserves more...


4. Nancy's town.


Nancy Sinatra sang about Sugar Town.


3. Inane Emma is really confused.


Inane Emma is an anagram of the divine...


2. That time Johnny thought of replacing Stephen with number 15.


An Eagle joining the Smiths!?!


1. Nuptials now!


The Wedding Present - Kennedy


Don't have too much apple pie for your Sunday dinner. Join us again next Saturday for more Snapshots.


Monday, 24 August 2020

Positive Songs For Negative Times #28: And We Danced...


I've only been in work two days over the last 5 weeks. Once for some new staff interviews, once for some badly organised training. Apart from that, I've been doing my best to help Sam have a good summer holiday... West Yorkshire was plunged back into semi-lockdown a few weeks back so he's been forbidden from seeing much of his friends, I've only been able to take him to his Nanna's a couple of times, and no holiday clubs or sports' camps like he's done in previous summer holidays to break up the monotony of spending so much time with daddy.

But today I was back to work for real. Except I'm not, because I'm still working from home a lot of the time and will still be teaching the majority of my lessons online until at least Christmas. I'm hoping they'll actually let me go into the building tomorrow for the first time since March, and hoping they'll allow me to continue doing that at least two or three days a week for the foreseeable future... but I'm having to beg for the privilege.

I know there is a danger to my physical health in going back to the office... but there's a greater danger to my mental health in continuing to work from home.

I'll keep you posted how it goes.

There's still a question mark hanging over the future of this blog. Not whether I'll continue it - but where. If blogger scrap the old interface completely, I find the new one so hard to use, I may well jump ship to Wordpress. It'll be a shame to lose the meagre position this blogger link holds in the blogosphere, but I can (and already have) exported all my old posts to Wordpress, and I'm hoping most people reading this will follow me over there if I'm forced out of here.

Regular service will resume soon - either here or elsewhere - and I'm looking forward to my new interactive Tuesday feature, which I'm hoping won't be quite as labour-intensive as the Hot 100 became. And the Mid-Life Crisis and Positive Songs will also continue. Speaking of which...

The Hooters will primarily be remembered for their Top 30 UK chart hit Satellite, a song I bought on 7", along with their beer commercial follow up, Karla With A K. One of their biggest hits in their homeland USA however was never heard over this side of the Atlantic. It's as good a song as the other two though, and worth revisiting here...




The older I get, the more I miss the 80s. I know it wasn't actually that great at the time, but with rose tinted glasses, it looks blood brilliant. I find nostalgia strangely calming in these turbulent times, even if I know it's nostalgia for something that never really happened. There's still a great comfort to be had in fake nostalgia.


Sunday, 20 January 2019

Saturday Snapshots #67 - The Answers


And they called it Puppy Love... but I guess they'll never know the appeal of Saturday Snapshots, will they?

Some "tough ones" (they were all easy to me!) and a few Saturday morning lie-ins split the marks this week. Two points each to Alyson, C and Rigid Digit. 1 point each to Charity Chic, Walter and Chris. As I type this, #9 remains unanswered.

Hopefully you weren't Too Young to know all of these...


10. Telstar klaxons.


The Hooters - Satellite

9. Short 19th century queen of Arabia with a blackout on her mind.


19th Century Queen = Victoria. Shortened to Vicki.

Lawrence of Arabia.

Blackout is when the lights go out.

Georgia On My Mind.

Vicki Lawrence - The Night The Lights Went Out In Georgia

8. Action Man stares at his favourite pie... decides to leave it for this evening.


When I was 10, having a bog-standard Action Man wasn't enough. You had to have the Eagle Eye Action Man.

Cherry pie... save it for tonight.

Eagle Eye Cherry - Save Tonight

7. Henry's southern brother made a car that was too heavy for the road.


Tennessee Ernie Ford - 16 Tons

6. Ike & Eddie lose their other halves to a romantic ouroboros.


Ike & Tina / Charles & Eddie.

A ouroboros is a snake that eats its own tail.

Tina Charles - I Love To Love

5. Silence in Swiss convention.


I thought only Martin would get this one. Well done, C.

Geneva - No One Speaks

4. Ted needs these guys to help him stay loyal... crack on!


Devo + Ted keeps you loyal.

Devo - Whip It

3. Godlike beings shine a red light on Courtney.


Supreme beings.

Red light = stop.

Courtney Love.

Diana Ross & The Supremes - Stop! In The Name Of Love

Surely one of the most exciting intros to any song ever?

2. Religious bondage duo enjoy the shower.


The Jesus & Mary Chain - Happy When It Rains

1. Mobile undertakers at the terminus.


Clue of the week. Sometimes they write themselves.

The video for this was recorded after the Big O's passing. They handle that very well.


No need to wait until the Twelfth of Never - Saturday Snapshots will be back next week...


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