I’m just imagining a kids show “this goat is climbing the cliff for salt. Oh no he fell. And he’s now impaled on that dead tree. That’s a a (I don’t know trees) trees! They are native to the region! Did you hear that squish? Let’s investigate. Oh it was these worming things falling! Those are what we call intestines and they help you eat yummy food! Now it calling for its brother and sisters with its last gurgling breath. Don’t you remember a time when you wanted to play with your siblings but they were too busy? Comment below! Now Mr. Vulture is coming to say hello! And he loves eyes! Not like the letter silly! It’s what you see from! Vultures love eyes!”

Edit sorry I couldn’t help myself: this one is acting strange… let’s take a look! Oh its brain is full of these silly bent proteins. Look at the holes where they like to live! It’s called a prion disease! Can we all say spongiform encephalopathy?! Sound it out, you can do it!

It’s just Mr. Now.

I don’t normal smell my child but I call for them and find them. in groups of thousands thou? I took me hours to find my daughter to pick her up from comic con.

War machine springs to life

I heard a story from Japan where an American business man was sarcastic and the meeting got quiet. He was like “it’s a joke because-“

“We got it. We just thought it was inappropriate “

There’s a song about that!

“This is America! I’ll call it whatever I want!”

I use America a lot

There was a time back in the day it was useful.

Don’t tell me how to eat my food. Im not making demands of you.

Reality is always far stupider than you could joke about

If you talking about recently I don’t know but ironing use to be more important before modern fabrics.

It’s a blend of shit that less natural but doesn’t get crazy wrinkled.

I once bought a vintage shirt I liked after one wash it looked like on of those instant towels. I could have ironed it but I just stopped wearing the shirt.

I remember the old days of ai

“Company made a chatbot the internet can use… and now it’s racist “

It’s like the family guy episode where Peter teaches Joe’s parrot to say cripple.

I assumed since day one he also had a blackmail business. It’s a classic mafia/russia move. Give someone a girl, record it, blackmail them.

Having a vanishing anus gives them an advantage over native creatures. Predators don’t go after it because they’re like “that thing doesn’t even have an anus”

To quote the jellyfish “all I do is kick ass and form anus-es… and I’m all out of anus-es”

It’s very intimidating

How fast can we get Luigi out? I’ve got a ln idea.

I always had an idea for a haunted zombie. A zombie haunted by its own ghost.

That read like an ad for the betting thing.

It’s interesting if it’s true that betting increased suddenly or maybe a betting odds ai suddenly spiked which is mildly interesting. I could see there being a story there

But this looks like an ad

Yeah with weed it would be “what is this popari for the drug dogs? Please just get baggies”

My first weed dealer gave it out in Altiods cans and wanted the cans back after. If you don’t have it you better buy some on the way there.

Not great for coke

I watch a lot of YouTuber myself. Answers with Joe being one of my favorites.

I can’t help but feel like there’s something off about him. Like years from they’ll find a bunch of dead homeless guys in his garage or something.

It might just be that smile, or the over enthusiastic way he talks. Like all preformers are fake. Joe from answers with Joe is also putting on a performance but Mr beast it just like an alien pretending to be a human.

And games just feel problematic and exploitative, on the other hand poor people have done far more degrading things for lesser domes of money.

Anyway long story short there’s just something about him that creeps me out