Q. How do you make a rabbit stew? ????????A. Make it wait for three hours!
Q. What did one Easter egg say to the other????? A. Heard any good yolks today?
Q. Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road? ????????A. To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Q. Why won’t Easter eggs go out at night? ????????A. They don’t want to get “beat up”.
Q. What is Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of music? ????????A. Hip-hop, of course!
Q. What do you call a rabbit with fleas? ????????A. Bugs Bunny.
Q. What’s yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees? ????????A. The Easter Bunana!
Q: Where do Easter bunnies dance? ????????A: At the basketball.
Q: Why did the rabbit cross the road? ????????A: Because the chicken had his Easter eggs.
Q. Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world????????? A. It has four rabbits’ feet.
Q: How does a rabbit make gold soup? ????????A: He begins with 24 carrots.
Q. How do rabbits say good-bye to carrots? ????????A. It’s been nice gnawing you!
Q. Why did the Easter egg hide? ????????A. He was a little chicken.
Q. What do you call a rabbit with fleas????????? A. Bugs Bunny.
Q. What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear? ????????A. 14 carrot gold.
Q. What is a rabbit’s favorite dance? ????????A. The Bunny Hop.
Q. What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes? ????????A. A funny bunny.
Q. How do you catch a tame rabbit? ????????A. Tame way, unique up on it.
Q. What do you call a dumb bunny? ????????A. A hare brain.
Q. How does the Easter bunny stay in shape? ????????A. Lots of eggs-ercise!
Q. How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself????????? A. With a hare dryer!
Q. What kind of beans never grow in a garden? ????????A. Jelly beans!
Q. What did one colored egg say to the other????????? A. Heard any good yolks lately?
Q. Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? ????????A. He was having a bad hare day!