So ummm… this is a really specific obscure kink, but I would love to see a take on it with one of the Best Three Garleans lmao

Not really looking for anything in particular, it could be not!smut or w/e.

(And with all respect to CidNero, I would prefer not to have that ship if at all possible but it won’t ruin my day if you’d like to use it, either)