Gaius and Cid have an awkward family dinner.They’re both most of the family each other has left and are carefully trying to reconnect. Allie might also be there.

Part way through Nero arrives, he’s halfway through complaining to Cid about something when he notices Gaius. Things get even weirder.

Background CidNero is optional, but it WOULD be very funny.

This is literally me just reading the prompt about Gaius giving ‘the talk’ to Cid and getting tangential brainworms.

So.

What if Gaius and Midas were fucking and it’s an open secret. Gaius as a ‘family friend’ who just so happens to be at Cid’s house all the time at odd hours.

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This isn’t exactly porn so I’m not sure if it will actually comply with the rules of the kinkmeme but it is sex related, so… well, anyway, delete it if it isn’t ok

Gaius is such a dad. And loves his (adopted) son so much, and dotes on him, and has given him many useful life advices. Cid is hitting That Age and Gaius is sure Midas hasn’t given (and won’t be giving, knowing how little he’s at home) young Cid The Talk about, well, Sex Education. So he sits Cid down, and they talk about sex, masturbation, consent, preferences, etc. Gaius loves giving long speeches, and Cid loves learning new things. No incest, no underage. Just wholesome dad-son talk.

Bitching is when a character who was previously an alpha (or sometimes a beta) becomes an omega, either because there are too many alphas in the area, or because they’ve been regularly submitting to another alpha (sexually or non-sexually), or they’ve ingested or been exposed to enough of another alpha’s pheromones or bodily fluids that their biology starts to change around it. There’s a lot of variation and the mechanism that triggers the bitching can really be anything you want.

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Rubs hands together. It’s the bad timeline! >:3

Nothing is ever going to better for them ever again. It’s awful, tiring work for a future they aren’t going to see. The engineers find solace in each other.

Reluctantly.

Hurt/Comfort but with two idiots who are awful at anything remotely resembling emotional intelligence. Accepting genuine affection should be like pulling teeth. Awkward. Incendiary. Failing the task successfully.

It doesn’t have to be exactly under a table, it could be Jessie calling Cid via linkpearl or while driving the airship around, any scenario is ok. The point is: Cid having to maintain his composure and his voice calm and his thoughts straight while Nero completely wrecks him with his mouth.

Ok so hear me out. It starts as a casual fuck. Then one of them ties the other and they’re both stuck there for the next however long, waiting for it to go down. It quickly becomes less sexy and more just a bit boring.

With no other avenue for entertainment, they end up finally having a much needed honest talk (or argument).

Cid looks a lot like Midas in the right light.

Gaius takes an especial interest in young Cid, as Midas’ son and a prodigy of Magitek. Nero is seething with jealousy over Cid getting “noticed” by the Legatus before him, especially because half the time Cid doesn’t even seem to want it, and imagines himself in Cid’s position instead. OP doesn’t mind if the writer wants to include a little bit of messy, confusing Cid/Nero feelings in all this as well (aka the implication that Nero is hideously jealous in both directions, although probably confused about or denying any attraction to Cid in favour of focusing on Gaius) but it’s not the main focus of the prompt.

The Church of Saint Adama Landama always had its doors open to any visitors, and that tall blonde masked man was no exception. Father Iliud had to go attend some matters in Ul’dah, so it falls into humble gravekeeper Marques to receive this visitor and offer to him the church’s hospitality. What Marques isn’t aware of, is that this Outlandish Man has other, foreigner, sinful, conceptions about what ‘hospitality’ is.

I leave to the filler how much this Outlandish Man try to pry into Marques’s past and real identity, and how much of it Marques remembers. I’m ok with dubcon but no noncon please. And leave the mask/goggles on.

exactly what it says on the tin. What kind of feelings are involved is up to you. Anything goes.

Underage OK, though I’d prefer if Cid wasn’t younger than 14 in that case.

Bonus for Cid on top, bonus x2 if someone ends up crying during sex

Before sealing the Crystal Tower shut for good, instead of talking about their feelings re: the tower, the void, allag and everything…they fuck.

Bonus for rough sex, bonus x2 for any kind of non penetrative sex act, super super bonus for Cid/Nero getting lost in their old arguments and G’raha grabbing their attention back by being extra rough

Nero is Garlean, and he’s got a Garlean sense of penetration and power. A strong man doesn’t bend over for anyone, and Nero is an exceptional man.

He also wants Cid to push him over a workbench and fuck him hard until he finally, truly feels like Cid needs him again.

Thank you Fall Out Boy for having steadily provided fanfic titles for the past twenty years.

Doesn’t have to be an actual soulmate/soulbound AU btw.

Preferred ships would be Cid/Nero, Esteem/WoL or Emet-Selch/Azem but I’m open to anything. Surprise me!

It isn’t sex if there’s no penetration, they thought.

Let the boys blow off some steam. Make them innocent, or horny, cis or trans, or one masturbating while thinking of the other, whatever you feel like. Just no penetration and no dubcon/noncon please. Bonus for semi-public space (f.e. empty classroom/library).

I’m not too far into Bozja so I can’t offer specific characters, but I want short buff Cid getting tenderly railed by 1-3 Hrothgar men who just want to fill him up and make him feel good. Extra bonus points if they call him ‘kitten’.

(Cis or trans fine, i’m not picky.)

i am just a huge sucker for hanahaki and would love it if someone wrote hanahaki aus for Any of these ships: emet-selch x wol, emet-selch x g’raha, g’raha x wol (esp if the hanahaki lingered for a century before the wol arrived in the first), haurchefant x wol, zenos x wol, asahi x zenos, elidibus x wol/azem, hesperos x lahabrea, estinien x ysayle, ysayle x hraesvelgr, estinien x gaius, zhai’a nelhah x lalai, cid x nero, runar x y’shtola, magnai x y’shtola, magnai x male xaela wol, fordola x lyse, gaia x ryne am fine with any ending between “whoops turns out those feelings ARE requited!”, “person suffering with hanahaki gets a surgery/spell/etc done to remove the flowers and with it all their love for that other person”, or “person suffering with hanahaki dies (from whatever kills them in canon if applicable, or from dying of hanahaki, authors choice)” wol can be any race/gender/job (including just being ambiguous) but if you go magnai/wol, i’d prefer a male xaela wol for that ship.

Sometimes you just got to make a magitek strap on and use your arrogant boyfriend for product testing before it goes into production. Bonus for sex comedy hijinks.

So ummm… this is a really specific obscure kink, but I would love to see a take on it with one of the Best Three Garleans lmao

Not really looking for anything in particular, it could be not!smut or w/e.

(And with all respect to CidNero, I would prefer not to have that ship if at all possible but it won’t ruin my day if you’d like to use it, either)

Cid/Nero? Good. Allagan fuck machines? GOOD. I just want to see them forced to confront their feelings for each other through the time-honoured “fuck or die” mechanism, something I can see totally being A Thing in fucky old Allagan tech! Maybe they get stuck in an Allagan ruin somewhere and they can’t get out until they fuck! Maybe it’s a new kind of trap in Eureka Orthos! You get the idea. Feel free to go absolutely mental with the Allagan Fuck Tech, I love fuck machines in all varieties. :3c