This is literally me just reading the prompt about Gaius giving ‘the talk’ to Cid and getting tangential brainworms.

So.

What if Gaius and Midas were fucking and it’s an open secret. Gaius as a ‘family friend’ who just so happens to be at Cid’s house all the time at odd hours.

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Cid looks a lot like Midas in the right light.