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The Best House in London

  • 1969
  • X
  • 1h 37m
IMDb RATING
4.4/10
410
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The Best House in London (1969)
Comedy

In Victorian London, the British Government attempts a solution to the problem of prostitution by establishing the world's most fabulous brothel.In Victorian London, the British Government attempts a solution to the problem of prostitution by establishing the world's most fabulous brothel.In Victorian London, the British Government attempts a solution to the problem of prostitution by establishing the world's most fabulous brothel.

  • Director
    • Philip Saville
  • Writer
    • Denis Norden
  • Stars
    • David Hemmings
    • Joanna Pettet
    • George Sanders
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  • IMDb RATING
    4.4/10
    410
    YOUR RATING
    • Director
      • Philip Saville
    • Writer
      • Denis Norden
    • Stars
      • David Hemmings
      • Joanna Pettet
      • George Sanders
    • 15User reviews
    • 7Critic reviews
  • See production info at IMDbPro
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    David Hemmings
    David Hemmings
    • Walter Leybourne…
    Joanna Pettet
    Joanna Pettet
    • Josephine Pacefoot
    George Sanders
    George Sanders
    • Sir Francis Leybourne
    Dany Robin
    Dany Robin
    • Babette
    Warren Mitchell
    Warren Mitchell
    • Count Pandolfo
    John Bird
    John Bird
    • Home Secretary
    William Rushton
    • Sylvester Wall
    Bill Fraser
    • Inspector Macpherson
    Maurice Denham
    Maurice Denham
    • Editor of 'The Times'
    Wolfe Morris
    Wolfe Morris
    • Chinese Trade Attache
    Martita Hunt
    Martita Hunt
    • Headmistress
    Arnold Diamond
    Arnold Diamond
    • Charles Dickens
    Hugh Burden
    Hugh Burden
    • Lord Tennyson
    John De Marco
    • Oscar Wilde
    George Reynolds
    • Lord Alfred Douglas
    Jan Holden
    Jan Holden
    • Lady Dilke
    Mike Lennox
    • Algernon Charles Swinburne
    Arthur Howard
    • Mr. Fortnum
    • Director
      • Philip Saville
    • Writer
      • Denis Norden
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    alexandra-25

    Uncomfortably funny

    From today's perspective, The Best House In London is potentially uncomfortable viewing in an era of political correctness. Therefore what this film illustrates is that for all its good intentions political correctness hampers debate on sensitive issues such as that of prostitution which in current English law can only be a label applied to a woman who is perceived by a police officer as soliciting for such an activity.

    More to the point the film illustrates the double standards of English society and its discomfort with the street variety as opposed to prostitution in general. What this further illustrates is that society is concerned more with being exposed to its double standards and how it perceives street prostitution without regard to the women involved who as the film portrays, are happy to participate in the profession. This point is illustrated in the film within context of the lack of opportunities for women to escape their impoverished lives in which there is no other options open to them.

    The 'double standards' of the discomfort over street prostitution among the Victorian middle classes is illustrated via the character Josephine Pacefoot, (Joanna Pettet) who is in fact a satire of the famous Josephine Butler. Josephine Butler (1828 - 1906) was an upper middle class 19th Century philanthropic feminist who espoused the radical liberal tradition of the then Whigs as her Father did before her. Josephine Butler concerned herself with those deemed to be and as such labelled 'fallen women' giving street prostitutes a negative label by default. Butler was keen to rescue the so called 'fallen women' many of whom were criminalised via the Contagious Disease Acts of the 1860s. These acts permitted any unmarried woman to be subject to a 'virginity test'. If the woman failed the virginity test she was ostracised by society and prevented from gaining legitimate employment. This left many unmarried women vulnerable to men any of whom could request they have a virginity test for the purpose of recruiting them into prostitution if they failed and thereby trading these women. This point is illustrated in the film.

    It is interesting that the 19th Century Contagious Disease Act affected women at the time of the rise of feminism in England. What The Best House In London illustrates is that feminism has a double edged sword. This double edged sword of feminism means the cause is a middle class one premised on liberation, the endeavours of which leave many poor and working class women vulnerable to exploitation, which in this film is illustrated via street prostitution. But it veers into all manner of legitimate employment as women are in most cases cheaper to employ as they're more likely of accepting lower wages that men reject.

    The Best House In London is a series of sketches thread together via the issue of 'street prostitution' It seems that the original intention of the film was to reference as many as possible of the Victorian luminaries who shaped modernity and its attitudes.

    For the issues it raises and the debate it permits, then The Best House In London is an interesting film produced in the style of Monty Python. In other words it's silly. It therefore illustrates that 'silly' is a positive as it exaggerates issues to express the point and as such is a clever method of comedic genre and satirical expressionism to coin a phrase.
    2Penfold-13

    Terrible movie, great script

    This is a classic Bad British Movie. Stalwarts of British comedy acting then and later, plus George Sanders, fight manfully against one of the stupidest plots imaginable - about a government-sponsored brothel for the gentry in late 19th century London. Basically, it was an excuse to have a lot of young women prancing about in lingerie, maid's uniforms, pretty frocks, while baring the occasional boob.

    The plot, such as it is, is mainly advanced by extraordinarily implausible coincidences and bizarre happenings, and it's about as silly as you can get.

    It's a formula movie, and it sucks. Unfortunately, it isn't quite awful enough to be 'so bad it's good'. It's just excruciating.

    However, it was written by Denis Norden, who may have no idea about plot or character, but is a fantastic quip-writer. There are scores of literary and historical jokes: one- and two-liners, many of them screamingly funny if you're familiar with the works of Wilde, Dickens, Trollope, Galsworthy, Tennyson et al, and with historical people like Emmeline Pankhurst and Dr Livingstone. Jokes as good as these are wasted on this awful film.
    6sea1313_zome

    I can't think of a good summary so here goes: I liked it.

    I don't believe this is a spoiler, but I'm not sure what CRUCIAL plot element is so extremely sensitive viewers beware!

    First I wanna say that I am not a picky "watcher" and I am fully aware of what others think of this movie (thats it's really bad), I wont say that it's a well thought up movie but I will say this:It's quite a unique movie, that's for sure. One of the reasons why I gave it a six is that in spite of all the bad press i found it to be intriguing, the plot may be a little strange but it was interesting to watch.

    Now, I don't know what The "message" was supposed to be, it is about this girl that wants to save "fallen girls" (if I'm allowed to say that), but the movie also contains a lot of unnecessary partial-nudity. So one wonders, was it supposed to support anti-prostitution in a comedic way or was it just about entertaining the crowd by "showing some skin" on television? My opinion about the film is not based on whether it is meaningful or even tasteful. It's based on the fact that it was amusing for me to watch, a light read, one might call it, well if it was a book that is.

    Six out of ten stars is pretty high but this is how I rate: 5 is OK (watchable) and ten is incredible. So six to me is good enough to want to watch again. I can't really explain why I found it so appeasing, I guess you're just gonna have to watch it yourselves.

    The "bad" things about the movie were that it was a little confusing at times, like if there were scenes missing or something. As I mentioned before it was a little strange. I really can't judge the acting, since I don't usually watch old movies. They spoke a little different in movies back then.

    That's really all I have to say about this film.
    Esmollin

    Worst British film I ever saw

    I am a fan of British films. I also fondly remember many great British movies from the 60s. I wondered why I couldn't remember this one. now I know- it is terrible!

    After the first ten minutes the plot is so muddled that the average viewer will give up.

    I stuck with this hoping it would get better. By the middle, I was completely confused and bored. It seems every stereotypical character from the Victorian era is thrown in.

    I was half expecting to see Sherlock Holmes. It's true that this movie mixes historical characters with fictional ones without regard to the era. Dickens appears along with those from a later period. But you won't notice. By that time you'll be bored or asleep.

    There are a few scenes that really offended me, such as the one with the little girl singing the stupid song. I am surprised that TCM put this on in the daytime.

    Stay away.
    8duvel71

    Thoroughly enjoyable

    Like a great deal of British comedy of the time, The Best House In London ends up degenerating into wacky silliness toward the end. But then, when you've referenced just about every other British literary genius and comic of the last two centuries, failing to give an enthusiastic nod and bow to the Goons would be rude. And rude just will not do.

    Some may consider films such as these "bad", and theoretically I guess they'd be right. But if you're even a passing fan of the British comedy tradition, this movie brings together an intelligent and funny script by the brilliant Denis Norden, and a large cast of inspired and famous British comics. Its outrageous premise offers scope for first-class humour, great inter-textual pedantry, and witty social commentary. In the tradition of the Goons, the film is a biting and staggeringly funny indictment of Victorian moralism and piety, which was as apt in the post-war decades as it is in the politically-correct eco-religious world of today.

    If you object to seeing middle-class hypocrisies (not to mention none-too-innocent maidens) skewered, don't see it. Otherwise, I can heartily recommend it.

    If you're a fan of British humour, you need this in your collection, alongside the Goons, the Pink Panther, Blackadder, Monty Python, Spitting Image and the collected writings of Oscar Wilde, Spike Milligan and PG Wodehouse.

    Grand stuff.

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    • Trivia
      The second of four times that Thorley Walters played Watson, each with a different actor playing Sherlock Holmes. He previously did so in Sherlock Holmes and the Deadly Necklace (1962) starring Christopher Lee and later did so in The Adventure of Sherlock Holmes' Smarter Brother (1975) starring Douglas Wilmer and Silver Blaze (1977) starring Christopher Plummer.
    • Quotes

      Sir Francis Leybourne: [the Attache is sobbing] I thought you people were supposed to be inscrutable?

      Chinese Trade Attache: Please, Sir Francis, China doesn't want any more opium.

      Sir Francis Leybourne: Oh, do be sensible. You chaps have already lost one war with Great Britain about this.

      Chinese Trade Attache: But to force us to buy it...

      Sir Francis Leybourne: Well, you signed a treaty agreeing to!

      Chinese Trade Attache: Your gunboats were right up our Yangtze!

      Sir Francis Leybourne: No use getting hysterical, Mr Feng.

      Chinese Trade Attache: Then let me appeal to our friendship; those happy weekends I used to spend at your townhouse; your late wife was always so kind to me. More than kind. She...

      Sir Francis Leybourne: She was an eccentric about the inferior races. My dear fellow, I've put a lot of money into that opium plantation. Damn it, it's hard enough to get the Indians to harvest the stuff. Blasted natives! You pay them two pounds ten a year and they're useless.

      Chinese Trade Attache: If you could see what the opium does to our people; they lie about the streets like dead flies.

      Sir Francis Leybourne: Well, get them to use a little self-discipline, man. Self control - works wonders. Look at the English!

    • Connections
      Referenced in The Magic Garden of Stanley Sweetheart (1970)
    • Soundtracks
      My Little Pussy
      Written by Ronald Cass and Peter Myers

      [Sung by the schoolgirl in the choir]

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    • Release date
      • June 1969 (United Kingdom)
    • Country of origin
      • United Kingdom
    • Languages
      • English
      • French
      • Italian
    • Also known as
      • Ein liebenswertes Freudenhaus
    • Filming locations
      • Backlot, Shepperton Studios, Shepperton, Surrey, England, UK
    • Production company
      • Bridge Productions
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    • Runtime
      • 1h 37m(97 min)
    • Aspect ratio
      • 1.85 : 1

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