Assassin

An ex-CIA operative is convinced by his old boss to return to action one last time to help track down a rogue agent who is going around killing people connected with the Agency. The only trouble is that the said agent is seemingly a lethally designed cyborg.

This is a mid-80's TV movie, so it's probably fair to say that expectations should be lowered accordingly. Seeing as it was released in 1986, it's only fair to surmise that it derives much of its influence from the recent smash hit film The Terminator. Obviously, it's a very poor man's Terminator though. But its combination of sci-fi with paranoid political intrigue was not such a bad concoction to be fair. It's delivered with just enough effort to ensure it's watchable. But it's best to accept in advance that the thrills on offer in this one are of the bargain basement variety.

Ex-government agent, Henry Stanton (Robert Conrad) is brought out of retirement to track down a rogue agent named Golem (Richard Young). Golem is on a murderous rampage, killing with his bare hands and collecting secret data.

Stanton soon discovers that he's not up against a mere man.

Sort of a made-for-TV version of THE TERMINATOR, Conrad is really good in his intrepid role. Young's Golem is fantastic in all of his / its bulletproof, fireproof, virtually-unstoppable glory!

Highly entertaining...

This mid-80s made-for-TV sci-fi thriller takes its cues from The Terminator, with a human-like robot assassin, created by a top secret government agency, programmed to kill those on a hit list compiled by its deluded, deceased designer. Ex-agency operative Henry Stanton (Robert Conrad) reluctantly comes out of retirement to try and stop the renegade mechanical menace, aided by attractive robotics expert Mary Casallas (Karen Austin).

Writer/director Sandor Stern is no James Cameron, but he still manages to deliver a fair bit of tension and some hokey fun from the premise, with his murderous machine (effectively played by Richard Young) interfacing with an ATM to extract cash, taking a couple of high dives from several stories up, leaping over moving cars, opening up compartments in his body to modify himself, and even bedding a desperate bar floozy when his mission calls for it (he's anatomically correct and can go for hours on a full charge!).

The plot does get unnecessarily convoluted and clichéd at times, with Henry haunted by his past, developing a relationship with Mary, and discovering that his superior has been hiding a terrible secret, but Stern just about keeps the pace going right up to the hilariously explosive ending.

5.5 out of 10, rounded up to 6 for IMDb.

Making TV-movies in the 1980s wasn't all that difficult, in fact. The only thing you needed was enough guts to shamefully rip off an R-rated blockbuster and re-enact it straight-faced, as if you invented everything yourself! It's what writer/director Sandor Stern did, at least, and it worked surprisingly well. "Assassin" is a blatant copy of James Cameron's "The Terminator", although obviously a lot milder in terms of violence and less disturbing when it comes to atmosphere. For example, the cyborg here is also a gentle lover and he (or "it") allows for the innocent Sarah Connors to escape.

Former secret agent Henry Stanton is called out of retirement to stop and destroy a hi-tech but loose cyborg, programmed to kill off a bunch of prominent people that were on the hate list of its deceased creator. The mean machine, wittily named after the folklore creature Golem, is as strong and indestructible as T-800, but he dresses fancily and interrupts his mission to bunk up with a woman who's a dead ringer for Linda Hamilton. Nice! Oh, he must also recharge his batteries after 72 hours of action and adventure, so he's basically the prototype of Elon Musk's Tesla EV-model.

The first hour of "Assassin" is quite enjoyable, thanks to a couple of neat stunts and reasonably suspenseful moments. It is cool how we, together with the amazed and reluctant agent Stanton, discover just how superior and sophisticated the cyborg is. The plot loses its energy and wit, rather ironically, after Golem finishes his battery charging session in the hotel room. After that, the film turns into a mundane and derivative cat-and-mouse thriller, with cliched revelations and a standard finale.

Worth mentioning: the rather unknown and unsung writer/director Sandor Stern did return greatly once, two years after this, with the unique 80s horror gem "Pin".

Story: 1.25/2 - Direction & Pace: 1.25 & 1.25/4 - Performance: 1.25/2 - Entertainment: 1.25/2

Total - 6.25/10

"Assassin," a precious relic from the golden age of TV movies, brings forth a heady concoction of spy intrigue and sci-fi zing, akin to the diplomatic clash of two distinct genres at a quirky drive-in cinema. Picture yourself in the mid-eighties: A lovely time when lustrous hair was big, and TV effects were typically somewhat more modest.

Our fantastic tale unfurls in a world where assassins, red tape, and cyborgs collide in a whirlwind of procedural pandemonium. A shadowy figure, not your average assassin, roams the agency's halls and government chambers, wreaking havoc like a bull in a china shop, albeit a cybernetic one. The crème de la crème of retired operatives is recalled to action, much like a reunion of veteran heroes pulled back for one last tango in the espionage dance. But hold your horses; this cyborg isn't one to be pigeonholed by mere programming.

The ingenious plot, a labyrinthine maze of deft twists and violent turns, carefully unfolds like a skilled magician's reveal, teasing revelations one breadcrumb at a time. Moreover, it's like a favourite old card trick; you admire the sleight of hand, even if you've witnessed it before. However, the beauty lies in the execution, mirroring the precision of the cyborg's window-jumping antics - sharp, effective, and depositing you on the edge of your seat.

Directorial finesse elevates this TV movie beyond its small-screen limitations, graciously offering a unique spectacle that bellows "big budget" with every well-choreographed leap. Sure, the effects might typically draw a chuckle from modern audiences accustomed to CGI wonders, but remember, this was the classic era of VHS and neon leg warmers.

The ensemble cast shines a constellation of talent without a solitary star outshining the rest. This humility serves the story well, focusing on the riveting narrative where intrigue reigns supreme.

"Assassin" is the perfect Sunday night caper or a rainy afternoon escapade, a rare blend of creative intellect and chuckles wrapped in a cyborg's enigmatic cloak. While its ending might not raise eyebrows, its journey is a rollercoaster of realism and astute wit. Take a seat, prepare for an '80s throwback and embrace this thrilling ride - an overlooked gem well worth unearthing from the annals of television lore.